J: So like all true lesbians when Claud and I met four and a half years ago we
immediately moved in together and we've probably not been more than a metre
apart since [sight]
but today I'm going on my first business trip without you
[Dramatic Music]
C: Cause you're a fancy jet set lady I'm so proud of you
J: Thank you!
C: I think you'll realise you can manage quite well without me and then come back
and be like I don't need you...
J: That's never going to happen. We're gonna be apart for
six days five nights which means it will be the longest we have ever been apart
I'll have Evelina and Clara with me but it's just not the same
How will I cope? Will just miss you every minute?
C: No! You'll be busy
Love you, bye!
Realised I left my laptop at home. Missing Claudia.
In a fancy lift to a fancy lounger missing Claudia
Sitting in the fanciest airport lounge I've ever seen
Missing Claudia
Eating my fancy food in the fancy lounge, missing Claudia
Watching planes taking off, missing Claudia
Sitting on the airplane, missing Claudia
Ordering plane food, missing Claudia
In the airplane bar, missing Claudia
E: Four hours in C: Still missing Claudia
Eating fancy plane food, missing Claudia
Descending in the airplane, missing Claudia
In the cockpit, missing Claudia
Just escaped a fine for having fruits missing Claudia
Finally at the hotel
missing Claudia
Doing Google homework missing Claudia
Stupidly at a massive Apple store
because I forgot my laptop and now I have to buy a new one, missing Claudia
First time ever in Disney Store, missing Claudia
Hazardously wheeling through Target
missing Claudia
Traveling with these two lovebirds missing Claudia
Eating room service missing Claudia
Wearing my custom Christmas present, missing Claudia
Having a ridiculously
yummy breakfast at Google San Bruno missing Claudia
Weirdly having lunch outside in January, missing Claudia
energy crashing missing Claudia
Feeling so awful I'm
skipping after the fancy dinner and just getting takeaway, missing Claudia
Eating surprisingly delicious takeaway, missing Claudia
Staring at this light
feature made of leaves missing Claudia
Standing in a lift clad in wood, missing Claudia
Getting upset about an incredibly narrow paper straw, missing Claudia
Stealing all the diet coke from Google missing Claudia
Stealing pens from Google, missing Claudia
Hiding in an auditorium, missing Claudia
Getting really hypnotised by the video wall, missing Claudia
Wondering why the uber is taking so long, missing Claudia
Accidentally stealing someone else's uber, missing Claudia
On my street, missing Claudia
Annoyingly watching the Golden Gate Bridge getting covered in fog
Missing Claudia
In San Francisco's cutest little cafe, missing Claudia
Eating an enormous amount of local crab, missing Claudia
Riding on a cable-car, missing Claudia
Standing in an excessively large mall, missing Claudia
Eating sugar-free ice-cream finally!
missing Claudia
Staring at ridiculously beautiful views, missing Claudia
Being a nuisance on tiny walls missing Claudia
desperately drinking all of our
liquids will go through security missing Claudia
Trying to stop Evelina from
murdering Clara asking about traumatic things, missing Claudia
Admiring the indoor trees, missing Claudia
Boarded the plane and in an accident mixed up
over where our seats are and sitting alone, missing Claudia
managed to sort out the
seating problem, still missing Claudia
Anxiously waiting for our decend missing Claudia
on a wheelchair train, missing Claudia
Parked in a wheelchair in a disabled space, missing Claudia
Driving through the snow, missing Claudia
Evelina showing off about her ability of driving through snow, missing Claudia
six counting down the minutes until I see her
Five, got butterflies in my tummy missing Claudia
Four, can't believe we are so close, missing Claudia
Three, think I've started to annoy Evelina now, missing Claudia
Two, I'm not allowing us to ever be separated ever again, missing Claudia
One, can't believe we are almost there! Missing Claudia.
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