- I don't know 'bout no LGBTQ,
for all I know, it means Let God Be True Quickly.
Obashata! (upbeat music)
- I wasn't gonna film this today.
I was gonna film something else today,
when Mike gave me a spark of ideas randomly
in a text message two seconds ago,
"Pride is coming up.
We're on the prefaces of Pride."
Whoa, by the time I'm filming this video, okay?
And when Pride come, the one thing we can always expect
is our bank accounts to be run through, gang-bang,
point blank period, to the end of no return,
until our legs are shaking and we can't even get up,
by corporations telling us T-shirts
with little rainbows all over them!
Do we want equal rights? No!
We want people to stop killing trans people
out in the middle of the streets?
Please, goddammit, why are you killing other human beings?
This is so weird. Stop being crazy.
No, we don't, obviously.
Put a rainbow on a fucking pocket T-shirt.
We'll be happy, girl.
Don't need like 10% of your proceedings
to an actual corporation that will help us like stay alive.
Go keep all that money for yourself afterwards, girl.
You deserve it!
Put a rainbow on a T-shirt. You deserve it.
I myself have put a rainbow on the T-shirt
during Pride month, and sold that
and gave a portion of that to charity
and also kept a portion of it.
But it was more than the average, okay?
I'm better, slightly, kind of, a little bit, not really.
I'm chaotic.
Apparently, Target's Pride collection
is the biggest talk of a town,
which I have not seen yet.
We're gonna review, we're gonna react
to the Target Pride collection
and we're gonna see how we feel.
That's this video. Okay?
Last minute decision making right now.
Y'all, we're gonna get a different video this week,
but now you're getting this video this week,
and I'm filming this last minute.
I'm gonna put this out as fast as I can. Let's go, girl!
Pride time!
There we go, gays! Are you ready, gays?
Oh my God. Oh my God!
Okay. Ready, gays?
I'm not refilling that.
Let's go, gays! We're going to buy some shit, gays!
We're going to buy some shit, gays!
Let's buy some gay shit!
♪ I had stronger ♪
♪ Now you're no longer using out the space of my- ♪
- Girl, I never thought I was above it, girl.
I never said I was above it.
I's not a billionaire yet.
(laughs) Okay, let's go.
Wait.
(whimsical music)
Okay, let's go!
Target Pride collection.
Target's new Pride collection is queer TikTok-approved?
Oh, is she?
Are the girls on the internet accepting corporations now?
We're switching up the pipes.
What's going on, girl? Detour.
Oh, there's so much writing.
And it's literally just them posting random things
from the Target website.
With no actual proof that the people on TikTok
actually approve of it.
(tense music)
God, just fell for the gig.
I just fell for scam, girl.
The gig got me. The gig got me, girl.
The girl got got by the gig.
"Take Pride: Wherever you are on your journey,
we celebrate you and all that you are today
and all year long, as we release it today
in the middle of the year."
Thank you.
Pride Adult boo...
Ooh! Ooh, girl. Oh.
(puffs and laughs) God, I thought that said Bussy.
I am so sorry.
I was about say, "Ooh, the girls got it."
Target's the girl that got it, apparently, but nope.
It says busy.
They don't know. They don't know yet.
Pride Adult Busy Thinking About Girl short sleeve T-shirt.
Oh, gay.
Gay, gay.
Wow.
I'm bored. (laughs)
I mean, I guess it's okay.
It's just a printed T-shirt saying
"Busy Thinking About Girls.
Oh wow. It's so reality changing, mind bending.
Target, the girls that just get it, right?
Pride Adult "Schitt's Creek"
"Ew, David" short sleeve T-shirt.
You know.
Just combined two mediums. (laughs)
Were the creators of "Schitt's Creek" in any of this,
or is this just a moment?
What if someone has never seen "Schitt's Creek"
and is wearing this?
And why do you think the gay is just like "Schitt's Creek"?
What's happening here? What do you mean?
Girl, we love "Schitt's Creek."
We can't even lie to ourselves about that.
That show was so beautifully made. Okay, bitch?
What if someone's never seen that show
and they just see the shirt?
"Ew, David," doesn't really sound that inconclusive, Target.
You might have fucked up this one.
I'm just trying to start a problem.
I just like how it's on this old man
living his best gay life.
That man might not even be gay in the first place,
but you know what?
He's happy wearing this shirt.
Maybe he hates David.
You might be fueling the anti-David movement, Target.
What the fu..?
Another "Schitt's Creek" gay-themed T-shirt.
Okay, why do I feel like it was some like straight woman
watch "Schitt's Creek,"
saw that there was some gay characters in
and it was like, "Yeah, (indistinct) will love that.
You know what's gay, 'Schitt's Creek'?
I saw some gays in there once.
Let's put that on T-shirt
and people would like it because that show has gay in it.
And so these people are gay.
So the gays will buy stuff that represents gays
with gays in it, that gay on it, because rainbow.
So gay, gay, gay.
Bitch, we're taking over the country."
(Mac laughs)
The problem is what makes it funnier
is that that might be true.
That might what've just happened here, girl.
We might have just solved the case. (laughs)
What do you know! Another "Schitt's Creek" themed T-shirt!
Come on, gays!
There were two gay people on that show.
There were two gay people on that show, girl.
Just two of 'em. We count them on our fingers.
Now I'm starting to think
that the producers of "Schitt's Creek"
created this idea with Target,
because they wanted little extra cash.
If that's it, girl, then go ahead. Get your coin.
Not from me though.
Where is this money going to when I buy this?
They're partnering with GLSEN.
How much of the money is going to GLSEN?
They don't say.
Girl, that's how they get you.
They don't tell you how much money they're donating,
because they already donated the money.
That's the thing.
Most likely already donated the money to these companies,
used their name and likeness for their collaborations
and then keep all the profit themselves.
So you buying this,
most like it isn't actually going to GLSEN,
it's just going to Target refilling their pockets
after donating to GLSEN.
I don't know. I could be making that up.
Allegedly. Allegedly.
Okay? Don't sue me, bi...
I'm not sponsored by Target yet, girl, okay?
He had Hollister. (Mac laughs)
- [Kim] Obashata!
- Aw, there's a Trixie and Katya tank top.
Bitch, you know, you know, you know, you-
- [Kim] Obashata!
- Watch that, right?
"We know what you gays like! You like Trixie and Katya!
We put on a T-shirt! Buy it!"
Okay. But this is cute.
I'd wear this. Like I'd buy this.
Or if anybody wants to give it to me for free,
because one of them follows me on Instagram...
One of them follows me on Instagram. (puffs)
What else? What else?
Ooh! Trans Rights are Human Rights.
That'll tell 'em.
No, it breaks my heart, too. That's the problem.
That's why I'm not trying to laugh,
'cause it breaks my heart.
You know, it's great and all, but can we also like,
you know, maybe this specific shirt can be like donated
to a coalition or a profit
that specifically focuses on that, because that needs
some specific focusing on right now, girl.
It's getting crazy.
Pride Adult Two Spirit "We'wha" PHLUID Project
short sleeve T-shirt.
What's PHLUID?
Protect trans kids. Great.
PHLUID foundation for an LGBTQIA.
Community, okay, great.
You have a Two Spirit shirt with Natives on it,
brought to you by a project
that doesn't seem to be run by natives.
But you know what? Gays, right?
You know gays.
You don't have to include the natives.
You know, we just got the gays.
We can only give so much.
"Giving homage and education in native culture,"
it's all we need to do, you know?
I don't mean to attack the project.
I just mean to attack Target and their billions of dollars
only deciding to give their money to a certain corporations.
Like, girl, you can split it up.
You can hand out more to other people, girl. Two Spirit?
Oh, okay. Okay, take it back.
I was talking too much, girl. It's the wine.
Created by someone inspired by his heritage
as a third generation native American from a tribe
to honor Two Spirit.
Okay.
So does it help the natives? What's happening? (puffs)
Okay, PHLUID. Maybe I spoke too soon.
It was the wine. Oh my God, it was the wine.
Pride Adult Humankind swim top rainbow striped.
Hey, gays. You like swimming?
Then come over here
and do with little rainbow on the side, girl.
Tell them what's up while you underwater.
Tell them what's up!
You do a real experiment real quick.
30 bucks here.
Let's see. Let's see.
Regular, 45?! Oh.
So I guess the gays winning in this one real quick. (laughs)
They said we get a sale, it's a gay discount.
We made it! This is what we fought for, girl.
Put a rainbow on it. Cut the price.
It got cheaper apparently.
Okay, gays.
Ooh, girl, tank top!
Oh shit!
The games have changed, girl! The rainbow got longer.
You can have it all the way from the top
to the bottom of your pants, bitch.
Girl, they cover everything. Look at them.
A Pride Word Search swim trunks.
I don't look at this man's penis.
Ooh, Pride Adult Humankind Crosswords swim top.
And I find it very weird that the photo to advertise it
in the beginning is of this girl and of this guy?
Right? You see?
You see that? We all see that, correct?
But when you click on the photo,
then they decide to display a plus size model.
That is when they showcase it.
You know what? Baby steps.
Okay, Target.
Look at that. Look at that, boop, bloop.
Oh wow!
It fits any body.
Oh. Oh.
There's two separate bodies.
They show you two types of sizing.
Wow. Why did they start in the extended sizing for me?
What? How did you..?
Ooh, we got bags! (screams)
♪ Girl, just throw it in a bag ♪
♪ And drop it before the metal detector ♪
Pride Rainbow Panel Tote Handbag.
Ooh. Look at her.
Look at her serving that bag, girl.
That's ugly as fuck. (puffs and laughs)
For the good cause, girl. For a good cause.
It's ugly for a good cause.
You wanna look like Hyperpop rejected you?
Buy a rainbow panel tote bag. (laughs)
Underwear. Oh no.
Look away, YouTube.
Oh my God, YouTube. Don't sensor me, please.
Don't sensor me.
You age-restricted a random handful of my videos recently
for no reason.
I don't know what happened.
We got socks. What?
Trans sock.
It's a Black owned or founded brand.
And a Latino owned brand.
They said let's cover all the topics tonight.
Legualada.
Lagualadad.
Lagu... Igu...
Igua... Igua...
Igualadad.
Igualadad?
Igualadad.
You know, girl, Igualadad.
Every day. Every Tuesday.
Oh wait, wait, wait.
- [Character] Wow!
- Oh.
Oh.
I mean, wait... I'm not single.
Igualadad, social equality?
♪ I had stronger ♪
♪ Now you're no long- ♪
- What? Oh, Spanish.
Okay. Girl, I was so confused.
I was like, when do we make up new words? (laughs)
When was this one invented?
Oh, on TikTok.
What Urban dictionary account?
That's me showcasing my four years of Spanish
really went down the drain, girl.
Ooh, abstract rainbows.
Oh, they're mixing up this time, girl.
Black and proud.
Written in black.
Girl, what in turn?
Just remind y'all, it's together but separate.
You know, like society does.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- [Character] Wow!
- Now I buy it. Now I buy it.
See? That's why they have that option, girl.
They got me.
She, hers, they, them, he, him, us.
I mean...
I feel like it just confused a lot more people
than actual... (puffs)
Looks like an English book back in like third grade.
You know what I mean? Teaching us the pronouns.
You know me, being stupid and drunk.
If I saw this at the Pride festival, like late at night,
I never seen this shirt before,
and I was stupid and drunk as hell,
I would think that the shirt was telling me
that your pronouns were she, because the she is highlighted.
I don't know why.
Oh, I just noticed that he is highlighted,
but in a different color.
Well, she is pink and he is blue.
You know, he put the pronouns in
but we're still gonna stick
with a certain amount of binary right there.
Baby steps, baby steps.
Come on, Target.
You, me and we. What does that mean?
And why is it gay?
Is it Triple Pride?
Oh, is it Triple Pride?
You, me, we?
No, no.
Girl, what is this?
Oh, wait, wait.
Now it's a classic.
"For them and they, and everyone in between,
for the lovers that wear their colors with pride,
for the rebels that stand up and never hide."
Am I supposed to know who said that?
Beautiful short poem celebrating a LGBTQIA+ community
in a rainbow shape for lovely show of pride and solidarity.
Who wrote it?
Well, was it just an intern situation?
What happened here?
"For them and they and everyone in between,"
who's in between them and they?
I don't know why, but the first line
just sounds so passive aggressive to me.
"For them and they and everyone in between," girl who?
Who? Who?
Why you fighting me?
Op, op, we're getting into the dresses!
(Mac screams)
All worn by feminine presenting people.
You know, baby step.
Harry Styles can wear one on the cover,
but on a Target catalog, nah-hah.
No, no, not middle America. They're not ready.
Ooh girl.
What in the substitute art teacher, girl?
This feels derogatory. Like, I'm sorry.
The fact that it's also the lesbian flag
feels like they're really trying to say something,
and I don't know if I like what they're saying.
Girl, you think lesbians dress like this?
I mean, maybe in Hallmark films, but like, damn,
this looks like a "Sex in a City" dress.
You know, that show from 2002.
And the fact that the ankles are showing hurts my feeling.
This length girl is so weird.
Like, just finish the dress.
They really put this on this model,
and she had to act like she was loving it.
You know, when she walked out of that dressing room,
she was like, "Girl, what the hell is this?"
I don't know what the lesbians want,
but I feel like it's not this.
I haven't seen them asking for it.
So I think we can return this one.
Oh, they even got some, gay overalls!
Ooh!
Queen!
(wine pouring)
(Mac laughs)
Not like we don't say this. We say this.
You know, the gays. We're like a textbook, girl.
We're like a fucking transcript.
We say this. It's part of our lingo.
Queen. Yas, queen.
Go off, queen.
My problem is when you see that printed on a T-shirt...
It just hurts a little bit.
You know, there's something about like an entire culture
bursts from decades and centuries of oppression,
the creation of our own art, culture,
our own dances and shit, all coming down
to a bunch of rainbow pin and then the word Queen anagram
on a pair of overalls.
Just makes me feel weird. (laughs)
Oh! Oh!
Target selling binders.
Okay. This is what we need.
This is Pride collection right here.
Give a shit. We use, girl.
Give a shit people need. Make it more accessible.
You don't gotta put a rainbow on a fucking tube sock, bitch.
No, give us some compression top.
Maybe some consultations on how to get some free prep.
I don't know, girl.
This actually made me happy.
Brought a little tinkle into my eyes.
Target is a very widely available thing.
A lot of people have to like get this shit
from the internet, you know?
From TOMBOYX specifically,
so I'm glad you're collaborating with them.
Get more of this, Target.
Fucking putting Queens on some overall, bitch.
Okay.
Okay, okay. I can see they kept it pretty PG with tomboy.
'Cause I know they got some fake boulders
up on their website.
Hey ho.
If you got some body dysmorphia,
you wanna press down those boobers,
you wanna give yourself a little boogley boogley,
head on down to TOMBOYX or Target.
That's great. You know?
More of this, more on this line.
Just small simple things that showcase that these companies,
these corporations, capitalism runs deep in this country.
Showcase that you're listening to us
and not just trying to flash some rainbows in our face
to get our money.
It's all we're asking for.
If you wanna work with us, then work with us.
Don't dictate us on how we're supposed to look,
which is apparently covered in rainbow
and with the word Queen on some overalls.
No, that made me happy.
And that's the end of collection.
And that was also on the last page.
So I have some critiques, but you know what?
It's there. Baby step.
I know this is like a small thing,
but from my previous knowledge
from friends I had in high school,
finding shit like this used to not be easily available
in a fucking Target.
Doing that showcases that's your listening.
Simple stuff like that.
It's time a lot of these corporations,
a lot of these businesses, a lot of these companies
stop being so performative and start actually being active,
making information easily more available,
making safe space easily more available,
making people feel comfortable in some shape or form
across both corporate and cultural means.
It's just what we want. It's just what we're asking for.
I might be behind, I don't shop a Target.
Maybe this has been around for a bit,
but this is actually exciting to see that it's in a Target.
I'ma end it here. I'm sweating so much, girl.
That was @Fennimer and @margee_joshi
for retweeting my last video on Twitter.
Comment down below, are there other Pride collections
that might be selling something that you're like,
"Yeah, this is actually a good thing
to sell in a Pride collection"?
You know, are there any releases
that have been happening for Pride
that seem to be actually really good step forward?
Are there any companies?
Are there any other Pride collections
you just want me to review after this?
Common down below.
You don't make another video. You don't know.
You don't know, girl. I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm actually traveling a lot this month.
Sorry, gays. (laughs)
You wanna comment that, then comment down below,
what is your favorite vitamin.
Mine is Vitamin C, because get your germs off me, please.
But anyways, I'm going to go.
My name is Mac, and don't forget to like,
comment, share and subscribay.
(Mac screams)
Gay!
I haven't made a gay video in a second, actually,
now that I think about it.
Wow. Wow.
Wow. Maybe they are winning. (puffs)