A: Have I got anything in my teeth? Z: No, have I?
A: Just a big tooth. This is the first video I've filmed like this for probably
like eighteen years.
Z: No you didn't we did one with Mark for
his main channel. A: Oh bloomin' heck.
Z: You've got a little... *noise in background*
You actually made me jump then, but what what was that?
A: I think it was one of the pictures on there.
Z: Oh my god, yeah, it was the picture of me and you. It just fell off the wall.
A: Oh bloomin' heck. Z: Alfie! A: Someone doesn't like us
in this house! Z: That is weird as hell!
A: As soon as you touch my face and we film together someone's just like...
Z: That's so creepy! A: Alright, someone doesn't want me in the video.
Don't worry, you can do it by yourself.
Z: Don't leave me in here!
Z: Hello everybody! As you
may see. If you haven't been watching
Alfie's vlogs, or my vlogs...
Do you think there are any people that don't watch our vlogs?
Z: There probably are. A: Yeah, I think about this all the time. Think how many people--
Already going on a tangent... Follow you on Instagram, probably don't even know you make videos.
A: I always think about stuff like that. Z: Mind blown!
A: Yeah! Z: Okay, so for those of you who might not know,
I'm gonna leave a link to all of our... A: Socials.
vlogs and social things because I do always say
that is the best way to keeping up to date with
what we're doing.
WE'VE MOVED HOUSE!
A+Z: Yeeey! Z : Give me some!
Z: Me and Alfie have moved house.
This has been a really long...
time consuming process. A: Process.
And I feel like now I'm just at a point where...
I'm kinda happy with like... A: What, with that picture?
Grab them that picture frame, show them-- *laughing*
A: This is-- we're still in a moving process, for example
Zoe's picture frame on the side Z: For example my picture frame has this gorgeous
photo in it.. A: That's so cute. Z: ..that says M&S home.
Z: Packing and unpacking takes sooo
much longer than I thought it was going to!
So much longer. A: We have so much more crap
than what I thought we had. Z: Yeah.
Z: I've been vlogging on my other channel, but
I haven't done like a sit down video in a really long time.
So the background is different. We're currently in
my office!
So for this video, which we've actually wanted to do
for a really long time...
I let Alfie do
my ASOS shop.
A: Although, you didn't let me do your shop, I just shopped for you, I paid for it.
Z: You just did it. A: I paid for all of this. Z: I basically said to Alfie
"go on ASOS and pick the things
that you think I
will like". A: No, no no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Z: You didn't pick things you thought I would like? A: No?!
Z: That's the whole point! A: It wasn't! It wasn't! Z: Yes it was!
So is it just things you want me to wear? A: Yeah!
Z: Oh Alfie! A: That's what I thought it was!
Surely the whole point is one partner
shops for what they would like the other partner to wear.
Z: Well I think it's like... A: Otherwise you can all buy it yourself
and I'm shopping for yourself. Z: But I wanted to see if you would pick
things that I would pick. A: No, I picked things
that I want you to wear.
It's a lingerie haul with this. You know that, yeah?
Z: No A: Imagine if it was all underwear!
It's not, it's not.
But also, I did buy this stuff...
Z: A long time ago. A: ... in the old house, so over 2 months ago
so I can't.. Genuinely don't know how many items I've bought or what I've bought.
I also had to order it twice 'cause I ordered it and my card got rejected.
And than I ordered it again and there wasn't a pair of trousers.
Should I just get it? Z: Yeah. *clapping* A: It doesn't seem very big.
Z: Anytime I do an ASOS shop, you guys know
how... Like they normally send it to me in a cardboard box
and that's when you know you've gone overboard. A: But you're tiny
so a top for you is probably like this big. Whereas a top for me
is like.. Z: Yeah, but still, this is
quite small on the ASOS packages scale.
A: I think there's like 12 items in here. Z: Okay I'm really excited.
A: Should I open it and pass it to you one by one? Z: It's been so long our address has faded
of the package. A: Should we see when it got delivered?
Z: 6th of May. A: 6th of May.
Z: Or is that the 5th of June? No, the 6th of May
that got delivered. Sorry I just scratched you.
A: I don't even know what
I've ordered.
This is so exciting for you, I should've done one in.. Z: IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS!
A: Can we do one but.. Z: Oh my god, there's something brown, what is that?!
When have you ever seen me wear anything brown? A: But this is what I want you to wear.
Z: BROWN! A: This is what I want you to wear.
Yeah, these are cool.
Z: Okay.
A: Wait, keep the labels on it in case we have to return in
I paid for all of these. Z: So these are
some brown chinos. A: *laughs and claps*
Do you know why I bought-- Z: *laughs*
A: Why are you laughing? Z: I don't know.
A: Do you not like them?
Z: No *laughs*
A: Do you know why I bought them? Z: Why?
A: Have you seen Liza Koshy wearing like trousers?
Z: No. A: You've never ever seen on her Instagram? She wears like trousers.
Z: No. A: They look really good. Z: I mean I'm gonna give them a try.
Guys I'm gonna try these on. No, I trust your
judgement. I just have never owned a pair of brown
chinos. And I just think that is so funny
that's the first thing that I pick out of 'Boyfriend does my ASOS'
like haul.
Some brown chinos! *laughs*
We were literally saying the other day - you used to wear chinos in sixth form! A: Look, like trousers and stuff.
Z: They're black trousers! Not brown chinos!
I'm gonna put them on, I might actually love them. You never know. A: I think they're gonna look great.
Z: I'm quite open to new styles.
A: What I think they woulde have looked.. I probably saw them.. I probably searched like...
'slim trousers' and than I just thought:
"Yeah, the model looks good in them, Zoe will look good" Z: That's one thing ASOS does
really well. A:That's probably why I've bought them. Z: Yeah.
A: That's probably why I bought all-- You know it's all brown? Z: Okay, this... Looks...
Very up my street. A: I didn't know what sizes to go for.
Z: Awww...
You got all the right sizes!
I'm impressed. This is a very Zoe T-shirt.
You can't go wrong with cream and navy straps. Do you know what? This might
look lovely with the chinos. Is that what you were thinking
or have I just put that together? A: We'll just have to wait and see.
Z: I really like this, Alfie. A Star. A: It looks quite big though.
Z: This is a 4, so it might be just like oversized. A: Yeah.
Z: I like that.
A: Yeah? Do you like it? Z: Yeah, I'm gonna put that on with the chinos.
A: We'll see if Zoe actually likes it, because-- Z: Yeah, I do! I promise!
A: If she ever wears it, that means she actually likes it. Z: There's more brown, Alfie!
A: What's wrong with brown? Z: Clearly, I have brown
missing from my wardrobe.
A: Yes? Come on, take those. Z: I'm gonna go for this brown.
What? What are these?
A: I don't have a clue, that why I'm laughing.
It looks like a wrinkled ball bag.
Look at it! Z: I love wrinkled ball bags.
Oh my god, what are these? A: Oh, they're sick!
I remember the model looking really good in these. That's why.
Z: So these are like, you know like the super baggy like...
A: What are they called? Z: Haremy trousers.
A: Yeah, they have a name.
Z: Okay, yeah. I definitely-- A: I think they're gonna look great.
Z: I definitely don't have any of these currently in my wardrobe.
A: Do you not think they're gonna look good? Z: Maybe... I mean, to be fair...
I can put these things on and absolutely love them. A: I think so.
Z: I used to have a pair of these.
Ummm... When I was about... I wanna say like 8 or 9. A: 4.
Z: And it did look like I ha-- Cause they're so saggy
it makes you look a bit like you've got a nappy bum.
But... A: No, I just think that's just like the...
Z: I like them. A: Travel Instagram look.
Z: Yeah. A: So what we do is we just like go in the paddling pool in the garden...
Take a picture from above, it looks like you're in the sea, cause it's blue...
Z: But why would you wear those in the sea?
A: Yeah, let's not do that. Z: No.
A: This one-- *laughs*
Z: Oh please tell me this is not a skirt. Oh...
A: But wait! Wait. I also feel-- Wai!
I also feel like ASOS is one of those websites,
where stuff looks good then it turns up-- no offence to ASOS...
I don't order stuff on ASOS myself so I'm just guessing.
It turns up and you're like: "Oh, this looks sh** compared to what I thought"
Z: Sometimes.
It's a little...
Pink... A: *laughs*
That-- Z: It's a little pink textured skirt.
A: That would look good on like a six year old going to ballet.
Let's return that one.
A: Close your eyes. Z: I think it's really cute that you-- A: Oh, this is good!
Z: I think it's really cute that you've picked-- This looks a bit saucy.
A: No, this isn't saucy.
That's just like a tiny little... Z: Aww, like a little bralette. A: Yeah!
Z: Yeah, that's cute. I like that.
A: I like it. Z: What would you say-- What would you suggest I wear this with?
A: Your brown trousers?
Yeah, look, see? It's got a little bit of cloth. Z: Yeah.
A: So you can't see your nips. Z: That is nice.
A: I don't know if it's gonna be too big or small or-- Z: That's what I'm looking at. A: I think it's too big.
Z: Cause you can't adjust the straps, so we-- Oh, they're elasticy.
We'll soon find out. A: Yeah.
Close your eyes. Hands out.
What the bloody hell is that?
There we go. Z: Cheap Monday.
Is it just the Cheap Monday T-shirt? A: I don't know. Z: This is for you.
You just sort of slipped in there. A: It looks a bit the same size as...
A piece of tissue.
Oh that's cool.
Oh... Nice, little sleevelessy kind of job. Z: Okay, so...
It's got like a kind of high neck. A bit. A: Yeah.
And then short sleeves. Z: And then very short sleeves.
It's quite a cool style. A: Mmm...
Look nice with some brown trousers. Z: I could maybe wear those with your brown trousers.
That's nice.
Probably more expensive than it's... A: Can people comment down below
what they actually like from this video and what they don't, cause I genuinely think this is gonna be...
I think this is nice. Z: Yeah, I do.
Yeah, it's quite like a... It's got...
The colours are very autumnal right now.
A: Yeah, not always. Some of the stuff in here, bloody heck!
Z: Apart from the little pink skirt. A: You ready?
Should we just go in? Z: Yeah. A: Close your eyes. Z: Okay.
ASOS petite denim dress
in pink and white stripes with a tie.
Oh I like the sound of this! A: Mhm.
Z: Ohhh, this looks really cute!
I really like this, Alfie!
A: I think it's very cool. Z: I actually would have bought this for myself.
A: Yeah? Z: Yeah. And you like tie the...
Little like... You ca tie as tight as you want. The only thing is it looks massive.
A: No, I got it in small size.
Z: It is a 4. So this is the size... A: Yeah. I think it's meant to be slightly bigger.
Because the reason I got skirt, is cause then you can wear it with brown trousers underneath.
Next up... Z: Yeah.
Oh, this looks nice.
So this looks like a...
Grey like, is it a body or is it a crop top?
A: Yeah, just a tiny little... Z: It's cute, a little crop top...
A: Yeah. Z: Bandeau thing.
A: Just if it's nice weather, we're messing around in the garden... Z: Yeah, I like that.
That's really cute and you can adjust the straps as well. A: Mhm.
Z: Nice. Very nice.
A: Bloody hell, what is this? Z: Decent size.
A: It looks like, you know when you have to buy those certain school uniforms?
Doesn't it look like one of those little girl school dresses? Z: Yeah.
I hope it is!
A: Oh, I think it's a skirt.
That does not look nice. Oh...
It's trousers! No, I like these. Z: Oh my gosh.
A: I like these. Z: We've got picnic blanket trousers... A: Look at this!
Z: Do you know what, I actually do quite like these.
A: I like them.
Z: Does this tie up? And look at this you tie this around, yeah. Z: Oh, into a bow!
Okay, I like these trousers, Alfie. A: I like that.
And then what you can do... Z: I thought it was like a long skirt, I was a bit like...
A: Is you can do the old little foldy tight around the ankle technique. Z: Yeah!
Okay. I'm excited to try those one on, actually.
A: This one here. Z: This looks cute.
Your phone is ringing.
A: My mum?
Hello?
Z: Some little... A: I think these are cute.
Pink... Shorts. With like lace detailing.
These are very cute.
A: Just like... Z: Oh, I could wear it with the little grey crop top.
A: Yeah, with the little black one. Z: On a sunny day.
Look. A: I just thought these are really nice just like...
Chilling around the house...
Z: It's so funny. It's like so interesting the things you've picked. A: Why?
Z: Because... There's a lot of pink.
And I didn't think you would have put me in pink. I don't know.
A: Why? Z: I don't know!
I really like these. A: No, I just thing I bought a lot of like...
delicate clothing. Z: Yeah.
A: Last one, I can actually remember what this is, but this is quite out there.
Z: Wow! A: Oh, I think I remember what this is. Z: Is this a jumper?
A: It's not a jumper.
Z: What is it?
A: I think I know what it is.
Z: Oh, it's a jumper dress. A: It's a dress.
Z: Ohhh, okay. I do feel like orange is one of my colours. Do you? A: Yeah.
Yeah.
So it's like... You know when you borrow like one of my hoodies
sometimes and you wear them with just like knickers underneath around the house.
Z: Yeah. A: So it's like that kind of thing, but purposely for that.
Z: I quite like this, you know? I think this is quite nice.
Roll the sleeves up... A: Yeah.
Z: Okay. No, I actually...
I'm quite impressed, Alfie. A: I feel like I've done well.
I'm happy. Z: Yeah! Which thing of those do you not like?
A: I mean, this is like... Z: Yeah, that is not cute.
A: That's not very nice. Z: No. I mean,
it might look nice on some people, but I just... I don't remember the last time I wore like a...
freely mini skirt. Don't break it, I have to send it back.
A: No, I paid for-- Z: Do you think we can send it back now? It's been so long.
A: Probably not. Z: Oh, Alfie...
You look gorgeous.
Z: I think this was my favourite.
I think this could look really cute. A: I think-- No, I think maybe
you might have to wear a belt. Cause I don't know what the...
Z: Oh no, I couldn't wear a belt with that.
A: Why? Z: Cause it would look odd. A: Yeah, but this is my styling.
Z: Exactly.
Right, we're now gonna cut to downstairs
where I'm gonna go and try all this on.
A: Starting wih brown trousers.
Z: Yeah!
A: Nala and I just waiting for Zoe to come in
with outfit number one.
How does it look?
Z: Wow! A: Do you like them?
I think the top looks really nice.
Z: Do you know what I think this is? A: What?
Z: It's quite skin coloured.
A: Yeah, they're not very brown.
They're a good fit, though! Z: So at a quick glance...
It's like "Oh, she's got no trousers on. Oh yeah, she does."
A: No, I think it does look good.
I think they look really... If they were black, I think they would look really good.
Z: Yeah, I think if these were black... Or just a darker brown
Or like... A: But in the vlog camera I think they look amazing.
Z: Or like a khaki colour.
A: I love it! Z: Do you?
A: Yeah, I think that looks really cool.
Z: They're not as comfortable as I thought they would be.
A: I think they look really cool. Z: And then he top I just need to tighten.
A little bit.
It's quite a nice like "Oh, I'm just gonna like pot around the garden, like..."
A: No! Z: "Flip the town!"
A: No, I think it's a nice like "Oh, grab a couple of nice drinks on the beach with friends. Z: Yeah.
Z: Cool, next outfit!
What do you think of this? A: Oh, I really wanted to like it...
But I don't like it. Z: It's so large! I don't like it either!
I feel like it's really unflattering.
A: Yeah, this is really flat.
Z: It's giving me no shape.
But also, it's just like massive bows.
A: Oh... Z: Yeah, I'm not a fan.
Not a fan.
A: Oh, I quite like it!
Z: Yeah, I actually quite like this! I think this is the most me outfit so far.
A: I like the white top.
Looks really good from behind.
I think the bottoms could be done a tiny bit tighter, but then it'll be good. Z: Yeah.
Z: It's a little bit like...
Bag. A: Yeah. Z: In weird places.
Like round my...
Vagin... A: No, just a little bit baggy like...
Z: Here? A: Yeah!
Could you get them like tailored?
Yeah, they look like they fit you when you do that.
Yeah, that's what you need, almost like pull it way up. Z: I mean, now I've got a camel toe, though.
Like that's lierally-- A: I like the top!
Z: Do you not like the trousers?
It's such a shame they fit like this. A: I want to like them, but I don't think I like them.
Z: They need to be slightly stiffer.
It looks like I'm going to bed.
A: No, you need to--
Number one, you can just see your knickers through the shorts, cause they're black.
But also, you need to put the... Z: This is like, so odd...
The fit of this. A: You need to put the top with like...
Um... You need to put the top with some...
With like trousers or something.
Z: It's so cute! This goes perfect!
A: I know you're joking.
You're an idiot.
I don't think that looks too bad.
Z: What, the outfit?
Do you not think I look like a twelve year old girl?
A: I was about to say, yeah, the only thing I think it looks good, but it does look like very young outfit.
You're nearly 30.
Yeah! Z: Does this look better? This oufit? A: Yeah, I really like that.
I think that looks really good.
That's quite cool. Z: I'm not sure about it.
A: I quite like it. Z: I think it makes me look like a pee head.
A: No? Z: I think it's a bit long. If it was like there...
I think it would be cool.
But it's just that little bit longer, do you know what I mean?
A: Yeah, but I think just to chill in, like lounging around the house.
Z: I've got lot of things that I'm just gonna be chilling in and lounging around the house in.
A: What do you think? Do you not like it?
Z: No... It feels very like thin and quite stiff.
It's not like the nicest quality, feel.
Like even when I've rolled the sleeves up.
It's just not... A: Yeah, it's quite... quite thin. Z: I feel like it need to be...
A: A big-- Z: Slouchy. A: Yeah.
Z: If it's gonna be like long, then it needs to be like quite slouchy and I feel like this isn't very slouchy.
I love the colour though, which is such a shame.
Which is your favourite outfit that I've actually put on?
A: Probably the one... Probably the black top, lacy one, with the travelling trousers. Z: Okay.
There we go, guys! I really hope you enjoyed the video.
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A: Let me know if you think I did a good job. Z: Yeah, let him know if you think he did a good job.
I actually was pleasantly surprised.
I think you did quite a good job.
Maybe I should do a... Maybe I should buy yours! A: Yeah?
Z: I should buy yours next! A: Yeah?
Z: Thanks so much for watching, guys! And I'll see you next week!
A+Z: Bye!