There's a new caped crusader
There's a new amazing web slinger
And now...
There's a new hero,
who dares to be...
Wimpy
Are you kidding?!
If there's one thing I've learnt from my years of being a kid
It's that you have ZERO control over your own life
Who's excited... about the Great Heffley Road Trip?!
[screams]
From 20th Century Fox
A new generation of wimps hits the road
Meet Greg
You want one?
Oh Greg, I wouldn't encourage them
There's only one (you sure 'bout that?)
(Lol only one yeah right)
Rodrick
A got us *drumrolls* a microwaved pizza
[beeping]
Rodrick
That's a mini-safe
And they disguised it as a microwave ._.
Rowley
Uh... Urgh.
Manny
How bout dat son, you won da grand prize!
*oinks*
Oh my gosh
Mom and Dad
First rule of a roadtrip is... the driver... is the DJ
Soooooo tell me what I want what I really really want
So tell me what you want what you really really want?
I'll tell you what I want what you really really want
[screams]
Please staph. PLEASE STAPH
Okay fineeee.
This summer~ [it's written on the screen, can't you read -.-]
This is perfect!
New Places~
Claire (?) Expose in Indianapolis is this week-end!
It's only... TWO inches away!!
I'm sure that's not how maps work (looks like we've got a genius here!)
Changing destination
[screams]
New faces~
I'm gonna gun it.
(great job)
What did you guys do?
New Trouble~
(Can you even spell properly, Rodrick?)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
*splashes*
-lands like a baus-
Awh, look how cute
The pig's better potty-trained than you Greg [BOOM roasted]
*oinks*
OH MY GOD!
Diary of A Wimpy Kid~ The Long Haul