(audience applauds)
(light upbeat music)
♪ I am not the kind of girl ♪
♪ Who should be rudely barging in on a white veil occasion ♪
♪ But you are not the kind of boy ♪
♪ Who should be marrying the wrong girl ♪
♪ I sneak in and see your friends ♪
♪ And her snotty little family all dressed in pastel ♪
♪ And she is yelling at a bridesmaid ♪
♪ Somewhere back inside a room ♪
♪ Wearing a gown shaped like a pastry ♪
♪ This is surely not what you thought it would be ♪
♪ I lose myself in a daydream ♪
♪ Where I stand and say ♪
♪ Don't say yes, run away now ♪
♪ I'll meet you when you're out of the church ♪
♪ At the back door ♪
♪ Don't wait, or say a single vow ♪
♪ You need to hear me out ♪
♪ And they said, "Speak now" ♪
(audience cheers)
♪ Fond gestures are exchanged ♪
♪ And the organ starts to play ♪
♪ A song that sounds like a death march ♪
♪ And I am hiding in the curtains ♪
♪ It seems that I was uninvited by your lovely bride-to-be ♪
♪ She floats down the aisle like a pageant queen ♪
♪ But I know you wish it was me ♪
♪ You wish it was me ♪
♪ Don't you ♪
♪ Don't say yes, run away now ♪
♪ I'll meet you when you're out of the church ♪
♪ At the back door ♪
♪ Don't wait, or say a single vow ♪
♪ You need to hear me out ♪
♪ And they said, "Speak now" ♪
♪ Don't say yes, run away now ♪
♪ I'll meet you when you're out of the church ♪
♪ At the back door ♪
♪ Don't wait, or say a single vow ♪
♪ Your time is running out ♪
♪ And they said, "Speak now" ♪
Could you please put your hands together?
♪ Ooh, (indistinct) ♪
♪ I hear the preacher say ♪
♪ "Speak now or forever hold your peace" ♪
♪ There's the silence, there's my last chance ♪
♪ I stand up with shaky hands, all eyes on me ♪
♪ Horrified looks from everyone in the room ♪
♪ But I'm only looking at you ♪
♪ I am not the kind of girl ♪
♪ Who should be rudely barging in on a white veil occasion ♪
♪ But you are not the kind of boy ♪
♪ Who should be marrying the wrong girl ♪
♪ So don't say yes, run away now ♪
♪ I'll meet you when you're out of the church ♪
♪ At the back door ♪
♪ Don't wait, or say a single vow ♪
♪ You need to hear me out ♪
♪ And they said, "Speak now" ♪
♪ And you'll say, "Let's run away now" ♪
♪ I'll meet you when I'm out of my tux at the back door ♪
♪ Baby, I didn't say my vows ♪
♪ So glad you were around ♪
♪ When they said, "Speak now" ♪
(audience cheers)