Where's the coach?
I accidentally kicked a ball onto the roof. We went up to get it.
[screaming]
[coughing]
Are you OK, Coach Kreeton?
Oh! Oh, am I OK?
No! Coach Kreeton is full of inner and outer pain!
Here's your soccer ball, you hooligan.
Um... that's not my ball. I had a football.
You had a football? What?
It's your ball now.
Yeah! Alright, you degenerate hippies!
Coach Kreeton is gonna teach you how to play the ping pong!
Now, who wants to be my victim?
I mean, competitor.
- Oh, me, me, me! - Oh, OK. Alright.
Hey little girl, uh, do you know how to play the ping pong?
Nope.
Good.
Now let me show you how an expert serves the ping pong.
Alright, here we go! Alright.
Oh! We got a rally going.
Now all you gotta do is hit it back to me if you can.
Alright. This is how I get ready. This is how I get ready.
[screaming]
Oh!
Oh, my seeing eye!
I've been proponed!
[crying]
Sorry, Coach Kreeton.
That's how an expert plays ping pong?
Oh... OK.
So we got a funny guy in the ping pong class.
Alright. You know what? Coach Kreeton likes to laugh.
'Cause Coach Kreeton's been on a long life journey
on a sad train to Miseryville!
Choo-choo!
Chuga-chuga-chuga-chuga.
I was just using comedy to diffuse an otherwise uncomfortable situation.
Oh, and guess what. I'm not laughing
Alright, you know what? Let me see how you do, funny guy.
Come on. Come on, funny guy. Let's do it.
Well actually, we have a ping pong table at home...
Well actually...
[mumbling]
You're in my home now, ha-ha!
Well, technically this is the school rec room.
Well, I sleep here, don't I?
Do you?
You know what? You know what? Game on. Watch this.
Ah!
Oh! That took some of my eyelash off!
What?
Oh! Get got a rally going!
Yeah! Oh! Oh! What are you doing?
Are you Serena? What--
[crashing]
Hey!
[grunting]
Who puts a window in the middle of a perfectly good wall?
Oh, my happiness is a distant memory!
So... I'm winning 1-0?
No!
I'm done playing pingety pong with you dingety dong dummies!
Alright, we gonna go outside and we're gonna play outdoor ping pong.
OK? They call that tennis.
Alight, and we gonna use this ball shooting machine right here.
Yeah, to practice our swing whacking.
This ball shooting machine?
Yeah, that one--
Ooh, ow. Turn it off! Hey! Hey--ooh! Turn it off!
- Turn it up? - No, off!
That's not what I--
[grunting]
Turn it off! Turn it off!
Stop! Hey! Ow!
Turn it off! Oh!
Hey... oh...
Oh, the life I live is sad.