Will: Your cameras
Will f*cking move. We don't have this!
Simon: That's what happens when you get a mil subs. Will: You know what you can f*ck right off.
Chip: If I get this in my dad will one day come back. Will: What you sayin'?
Simon: He's definitely not getting it in. Will: Or coming back.
OOOOOOH. HE'S GOT IT. HAHAHHA. *Laughter*
Chip: DADDY! Ksi: Daddy where are you?
Will: Josh, do you see this guy? Newest resident of the sidemen house.
Will: You should probably have more subscribers than this quite soon. Chip: JJ
Chip: You snaked the boys. This is what you get.
-HAHAHA. Simon: That's like you want him. Chip: Noonono. Simon: You're making him tryna fuck you.
Chip:JJ! Simon: You just twerked on him.
Chip: *Groaning*
Will: Are you two alright here?
Will: Do you want me to just kee- you know what? Simon: Just give us a moment
Will: Nope come on. Come. It's fine.
Will: 3 monitors, yeah?
Will: My man's got some sorta alien looking spa-.. must be able to
make some great reaction videos here - Simon: Yeah
Will: Apparently he pays you to stick that near his..
Cameraman: Yeah, yeah, yeah. So what it is. Will: I'm not in the financial position to make content like this.
Chip: Oh! Selfie style. Yeah? Simon: No -hahahaha
Simon: Someone's like this. Will: Well this definitely isn't my thumbnail but still. Simon: No you're not in this. - hahahha
Simon: Seriously? Se-
Whatever
Will: How does it feel? How does it feel
The er.. BGMedia?
*Reacting to Afgan Dan diss track on Simon* Simon: I've made it. Will: He's a weird donny ain't he?
Will: That's a bar! Simon: I've never dyed it ginger.
Will: That's debatable.
Will: Right what are you doing with Simon?
Chip: I am Simon I am 24 years old and I'm looking for love. JJ stop!
Chip: JJ oo you like that
Simon: What you saying? What did you say? Chip: I love you Simon!
Chip: Get him away from me! Simon: There's your thumbnail. Kon: It's the spider! Simon: AAAA IT IS!!
Will: Vikk will you stop abusing an animal please. Vikk: Oh I..
Simon: Will touch it.. Will: There's more spiders than snakes in this house.
*Laughter*
Simon: HEY!
Chip: I'm just listening to er.. oop.. hello.
That was erm.. Migos. Will: Right so if yous have watched
a couple of true Geordie podcasts right. You'll know
I'm not the biggest fan of Tinder.
We've had some bad experiences. But I've still got it right? And I thought, we might
as well use it for the vlog. So this is Simon and Chip, find Will
a girlfriend. Will: Right, ok, any five girls, right?
No more. Just do what you want with
-Oh that's a dodgy sentence.. right so any five girls you'd like. Simon: Why does every single one mention your dog?
Simon: Can we just clear up that anything we write
is not actually our views. We're writing what Will thinks .. what we think Will
would write. Chip: So if I'm a sexist North Korea supporter on Tinder
-that doesn't mean I am in real life. Simon: This girl said
"I really like your dog" So I'm replying
"and I like your puppies".
Chip: I wouldn't personally go with I like your pussy, because she said i like your dog.
Simon: See this is why we could be a team. Chip: Okay, any girl
different girl?
Chip: Okay so on this one I'm going to read it out to you. She said, "Hey cute dog I approve." Checked out her pictures
she's a very beautiful looking girl. She actually has a dog in one of her pictures.
So i replied saying, "I don't approve in your dog what a fucking ugly runt"
*Laughter*
Simon: This ones got two dogs. Why's it got- that's a very proud dog. I'm gonna try and save you here. I'm actually gonna be nice on this one.
She said, "Your pants, they bother me, take them off please."
And then you didn't reply.
So six days later she said, "Yikes i'm so sorry about that." "Okay bye"
So I'm replying with, "I'm sorry, they were really tight trousers, it took me a while" *Laughter*
Chip: Where's your ten mill plaque? Simon: Shut the f*ck up.
Simon: You don't get one for combined, that's why Will doesn't have a million subscribers.
Chip: Okay so, I'm pretty sure this is like a youtuber's ex-girlfriend,
and her bio is, "On here to look for pals lol. If you're a cat person then swipe left.
Chip: If she messages you then you should definitely add her. You know The Great WillNE
Chip: I'm not a cat person but I'm down for your pussy
*Laughter*
Chip: The aim of this is to make you look as bad as possible. Will: Yeah. Simon: This is what we beleive WillNE would say.
Will: No we're not letting us spin it like this!
Simon: Alright, this person said, "can I date your dog please?" And you didn't reply for seven months. Will: Yeah
Simon: So then she said, "I swear we've matched twice now"
Will: So what are you replying to her with?
Cameraman: Get the hint. *Laughter*
Simon: So I replied, "Yeah I can"t believe I could do the same mistake twice"
Will & Chip: *Gasps*
Will: Okay then you might have realized that I'm at home for the moment, I've came home for the weekend. But uh... No one informed the dog.
Will: Hello!
*Laughter*
Will: Hey Kon, how's it going Kon? Cameraman: Yeah, not bad.Will: Are you getting my good side cunt?
*Laughter*
Will: Finding out Chip's heritage. Chip: Oh my god. Will: You could be a little salsa merchant
Simon: Get down, get down! Demonetised!