(electric lightning sound)
Okay, okay.
Clearly we gotta give you a lightning theme super hero name.
- Yeah.
(electric lightning sound)
(woman screams)
Oh right.
Hey you back...
Off.
The hyper speed, check.
I'm so sorry.
I thought you were the one who was screaming.
I doused her with pepper spray.
Smart move.
Yeah, hey yeah Mr. Mugger guy.
Give the old lady her purse back.
I'm your age and he didn't get a chance to take it
'cause I didn't let him take it.
Good.
You're good.
You're really on top of this stuff.
And that's to teach you that old ladies,
regular aged ladies like yourself
don't need your protecting.
Right?
So get wolf bro.
I'm sorry, who are you?
His name is Thunder Crack,
hero to the people
with the power and speed of lightening all in one.
Dude that sounds like a butt thing.
Mr Philadelphia.
That's a cream cheese thing, dude.
Power Boy 'cause he got all the powers.
'Cause sometimes pepper spray can't protect against evil.
Power Boy, do you know this child?
Like a teeny little bit.
I don't really know...
Yeah, he's like my mana...
He's like a really miniature manager.
- I'm his manager.
- That you know...
But Power Boy is not gonna work either.
Please work on something else...
Hey, hey...
Electricity manipulation, hyper speed, super strength,
Dude you're stacked!
You're almost as cool as Superman.
Almost.
I didn't see you.
I don't know what just happened here.
I don't wanna know.
Just don't hurt me.
- No, No, no. I'm not gonna hu...
- Thank you for your kind donation.
- No, no, no.
But if you ever need more help look for the super hero
that still can't fly.
Forget flying man, we just made 73 bucks.
73 bucks?
Come on.
Hey wait a minute.
I just got an idea.
I'd like to purchase some of your finest beer please.
(soft music playing)
I don't know about this.
I mean we don't have a fake ID--
Freddie, Freddie would you relax?
Look at me.
I am the fake ID.
[Robber] Everything from the register!
Go!
Now!
Come on!
We don't have any time!
Let's go!
Move!
We want it all!
This is your chance.
Oh I can hold it.
[Robber] Come on, come on!
Let's do this!
Gentlemen, why use guns
when we can handle this like real men?
Billy look out.
(shot fired)
Bullet immunity.
You have bullet immunity.
I'm bullet proof.
Today is December 8th
and this is video proof of authenticity.
Shoot him again.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here, here.
Go.
Hold here.
Come on, go to town.
(multiple shots fired)
Wait, wait, wait.
We still don't know if the suit is bullet proof
or if you are.
Shoot him in the face.
Shoot me in the...
In the face?
(multiple shots fired)
It kinda tickles.
You're dead.
Sorry about your window.
Have a goodnight.
You're welcome for not getting robbed.
[Robber] Let's get outta here.
Hey, to fighting bad guys.
Yeah.
That tastes like actual vomit.
You know, carbon air junkie if you feed enough of it,
it can burn in your hole in your stomach.
Worth it.
Yeah.
Probably not you though.
You probably got stomach superpowers.
Probably.
Oh hey, what's up?
I'm a superhero.
Yeah his name is Captain Sparkle Fingers.
No, it's not.
It's not my name.
Hey we should hang out.
We're like the same age.
Oh, okay.
I'm out. (police sirens)
Hey, wait up.