(laughs)
(gasps)
- Oh damn!
(upbeat techno music)
- Today, we are going to be watching
"Snog Marry Avoid?" for the very first time.
- Very first time.
- I guess you just sort of like
go through and choose people and be like
yeah I'd snog that, yeah I'd marry that,
yeah I'd avoid that.
And there's three people, I assume.
(buzzes)
- I assume it's one person that goes on a date
with three different people.
(buzzes)
- I think it's gonna be three people of one gender,
(buzzes)
who are competing to get like, the most marry's.
(buzzes)
- This sounds like a drunk game
that you're sitting there and you see three people
and you kind of bring that up.
I don't know about how you make that into a show.
- Let's take a watch.
- Let's do this.
- Hi guys, I'm Liberty.
- Hi Liberty.
- Firstly, it's gotta be about makeup.
- Her makeup...
- There's a lot of it.
- It's like drag queen clown makeup.
- There's a lot...
- There's a lot of makeup.
- There's a lot of pink going on here.
- I know you want a reaction from us,
but like, I need to watch this
to find out what's gonna happen.
- I'm genuinely speechless.
- Oh my god what is going on?
- It feels very extraterrestrial.
- Why is she saying pod?
- What is the pod?
- Okay, so the presenter just brought her
in the middle of a street.
- Street, but there's like a house in the...
That's pod?
- That is creepy as (beep).
That was like the girl coming out of the ring.
(horror music)
- [Pod] I am Pod-
- Okay Pod is talking.
- [Pod] And how long does it take to look this awful?
(exclaims)
- You look like you just headbutted a makeup case.
- Oh my god!
- Pod is pretty savage, man!
- Yeah!
Pod is not nice.
- Oh this is cold.
- Oh god oh god oh god.
- [Male 1] I would avoid this girl
because she's wearing way too much makeup.
- I mean just using the word snog
is the most British word in the world.
- [Male 2] I would avoid her,
because far too loud, what she's wearing, and her hair-
- Oh yeah she's gonna get 100% avoid isn't she?
- I mean we should just see how she looks afterwards.
- I am also compelled.
- Look at her, oh my god.
- Oh she's so much prettier without all the (beep) on.
- Wait, I feel like, does she really dress like this though?
Like, this feels like it's over the top,
like just for the show,
because look at her now,
she looks all right.
- 'cause I'm definitely not.
- Oh my god.
- Yeah, see?
- Okay it's time to run the make under.
- Make under.
(zaps)
- She's cute!
- Oh my god!
(exclaims)
- So much better!
- Liberty, what's up?
- Oh she's a total cutie!
- She looks so good!
- She looks really good!
Oh I get why this show is addicting.
I get why the show is popular.
- [Liberty] My boobs look a bit bigger.
(laughs)
- She said her boobs look bigger.
Everyone's saying snog.
- Everyone's saying snog.
(upbeat sexy rock music)
- All right.
- Go on, Liberty!
- Dog, what's going on.
It's the male Rihanna.
All right.
- Okay, he's getting his public analysis.
- Oh here we go.
- This is so weird.
- I wanna snog him to be honest.
(laughs)
- No!
Jeff, you're better than that.
- Oh no!
- Oh this is rough!
- 100%?
- 100% said they would avoid him.
- Watching him...
Okay.
- Oh my god.
- We don't see him in person.
- Yeah.
- So now that he's taken all this makeup off,
- Mm-hmm.
- He's a different color.
- Oh he's so much more handsome
without the tanning and stuff.
Oh my god!
(laughs)
That is a lot of tan.
(zaps)
- Look at this guy!
He could be working here now.
- I mean, he looks great.
- [Male 3] He looks like marriage material,
and he looks really sophisticated.
- He got a marry!
- I just got chills.
(laughs)
I actually did.
- Aww.
The show is really addicting,
and it is very satisfying.
- He just doesn't look happy.
He's lost his personality.
- It's really an existential question.
Like, would you surrender your identity to be married?
(upbeat sexy rock music)
- Oh swag a jack!
Look at him!
- Go on, Luke!
Go on!
- Absolute G.
- Oh I love it.
- It's weird, though, he looks really not...
He doesn't look comfortable anymore.
Like, he looks better,
but he doesn't look like he's in his own skin.
- Would you snog him?
- Oh I don't want to say it out loud.
(laughs)
I could imagine seeing him shirtless at like, a party.
- Uh-huh.
- And a drunk snog might happen.
(zaps)
- What?
- How is that the same dude?
- Wait.
- I would (beep) marry.
- He looks exactly like the other guy, though.
- He looks so good.
So "Snog, Marry, Avoid?"
Would you snog, marry, avoid the show?
- I would, I would snog the show.
- I'd give it a nice snog too.
- I would give it a little cheeky snog.
- But I would like try to avoid it.
- Yeah.
- It's like that ex that always comes back, though.
You're like aww here we go again.
- Exactly.
- Was it popular?
Was this actually popular?
- Was it on TV, or was this-
(laughs)
This was popular?
- What do you mean?
Of course, how was this not popular?
- I mean, I'm gonna avoid "Snog, Marry, Avoid?"
- I think maybe I'd just snog it once or twice, though.
- You're going back to watch some more.
- But I'm not gonna, like, you know,
I'm not investing my time in this.
- I would watch the show again.
I would just feel bad about myself for doing so.
It would be a very guilty pleasure.
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