playa way-when you ready
Pharrell
Intro
First off
Start with an 808 drum
Pounding their brains into submission
Paying for a live drummer is dumb
Now you've received 808-101
Remember to come off rebellious and damaged
But not so much that you cannot be packaged
I like to add a dumb saxophone riff
And repeat it like a gif
I could be your boyfriend
and whisper over this
autotune is your best friend. It's been my jam since 2010
Now you can be the next pop king
Without ever learning to sing. AHH!!
Good enough pop song
Good enough
Made for simpletons
Mouth breathers
Written by robots
Soundtracks to ass shots
Break it down, Avicii
*Awesome techno* Now add some country.
Very appealing to
Club kids and rednecks
Write about breakups
Always play the victim
Sing about boys
Take selfies with your kittens
Tell all your fans
That you love 'em a bunch
Send them Christmas presents
and take 'em to lunch
If you're like bey
You'll always raise the bar
Like when I sing about
having sex in a car
Try using poetry and clever metaphors
Just like when I called
A d***k a surfboard
Surfboard
This is the part where I break it down and have a
white speaky part in the middle of this song
Hey, hey hey!!
This is the part where I do that cause you know
that's just me trying to come off as your sweet hip cool friend slash older sister
Yeah! Well I do all the slayin work player