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Today we have a look at I sexually identify as an attack helicopter!
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Now before I start this video I feel it must be stated that this topic may be controversial
to some people.
We live in a pretty wacky and also amazing time in history.
People have more freedom then they have ever had and at the end of the day that’s a pretty
amazing thing but also at times it becomes a bit much, for better or worse.
Men are becoming women, women are becoming men some people agree while others disagree.
Personally, I don’t give a damn to what you do to your genitals or where you stick
em.
As long as you’re happy and stay away from my small wiener.
I’m basically already a girl.
So please understand that any views or opinions that I express beyond this point are for entertainment
and education.
What I’m trying to say here is don’t be an annoying SJW in response to my video.
So now that we have that out of the way.
What exactly is “ I sexually identify as an attack helicopter?”.
Well, like I was saying before.
We live in a day and age where an individual who feels they should be something other than
what they were born has the right to do so.
A few snips here and there and the next thing you know you can go pop a squat in a chicks
restroom or grow awkward facial hair or hell maybe even get on the cover of vanity fair.
The LGBTQ community, which stands for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, and Queer, has
fought hard for their rights amongst criticism.
But Now we live in a day and age where political correctness reigns supreme.
Sadly in my opinion killing comedy at the same time.
I mean back in the 80s and 90’s you could get away with a bunch of risqué jokes.
For instance “Why do bananas wear sun tan lotion….because they peel” See. that jokes
a killer that one is amazingly funny but nowadays if you say it you have the bananas getting
offended you have the suntan lotions angry it’s just not the same as it once was…
So while politically correct society may help some, it’s also a bit much for others.
Now earlier in the video I mentioned LGBTQRSTUV or whatever it was.
Well that seemed like a hell of a lot of sexual identities right?
Well what if I told you that there’s more?
MANY more!
As in over 50 more!
Yeah…
And to be honest, there’s even more than that because I don’t see apache attack helicopter
on this list…do you?
Well you see that’s kinda how the meme started.
many members of the LGBTQ community feel liberated and free when they are able to express their
feelings of who they really are inside.
They often do so on the internet by writing blogs or posting comments to share their happiness
and freedom with others.
Some of those people feel the whole ordeal is outlandish because technically there are
only two genders.
Male and Female.
So as a way to kinda mock and make fun of the whole concept of multiple genders and
sexual preferences being accepted in society, a copy pasta known as “ I sexually I identify
as an attack helicopter” was created.
Originally being created by steam user Guuse…guuse?
This guy right here Who would spam the text in game and forums.
As you can see the originally copy pasta is a bit longer than I sexually identify as an
attack helicopter if you wish to read the whole thing you can pause the video right
now to do so.
After the original creation of the copy pasta it began to spread and gain attention from
multiple sources Becoming quite popular on reddit.
Typically being shortened to just “ I sexually Identify as an attack helicopter” and used
in numerous ways.
Sometimes even attack helicopter is replaced with whatever the person wishes.
Like our buddy did here with a comment he left on a previous video claiming to identify
as a microwave.
Sorry I didn’t mean to assume your gender
But you would be foolish to think that its simply a copy pasta text based meme.
Oh no my friend, this is the internet were talking about.
Since then it has been used in many ways and featured in numerous videos.
“I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.
Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oil fields.
dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners?
“its time to live my dream bum bum bum bum bum bum”
It has even been officially recognized as a legit sexual identity with its own term
known as helisexual, at least on urbandictionary.com that’s kinda official right?
And in some cases the phrase has even become the bane of existence for SJWs.
“can I identify as an attack helicopter?
Am I allowed to do that?
I don’t think that would be genuine or that has any basis.
but if I genuinely if I genuinely did and it was my reality could i do that?
Im not gonna even go there.
sorry guys theres only two genders, two genders female and male
Whoa whoa whoa, stop the clock.
I don’t know what you call it when you fall in love with an attack helicopter.
But sign me up and call me that because I just fell in love.
Lauren southern you are beautiful.
I don’t care what your beliefs are.
Marry me.
Please!!
Libertarian?
Ok I’ll be that.
I don’t know what that is but i’ll be it, I assume its like library stuff.
I’ve always wanted to be a librarian.
Books are cool.
Letters, words, paper, late fees whatever, Im down
So there you have it.
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter started off as a copy pasta used in an ironic
way and has become a common phrase on the internet.
But Hey!!!
That’s the internet for you and on the internet memes are king!! or queen! or bi…or neutral….or….
awww eff it!
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