Hear me and rejoice.
You have had the privilege of being saved by The Great Titan.
You may think this is suffering, no.
It is salvation.
The universal scales tip towards balance because of your sacrifice blah blah blah
Smile for even in death you have become children of Thanos.
There.
May I be excused?
Well, it really didn't feel like your heart was in it.
That's because my heart WASN'T IN IT SPONGEBOB!
*Plankton laughs like a bad guy*
*SNAP*
*Laughs* I'm delicious!