yeah that's a lot of people uh-huh
you're not kidding we're talking
millions of viewers that's a lot of
people all watching us millions and
millions and millions
okay guys get ready oh keena good luck
with your first sketch out there pal
really you think the script is funny uh
you make it funny so do good there's a
lot of people watching i've heard i have
a headache
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this chocolate here hit it
i have no idea
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your daughter looks beautiful in her new
waffle pants
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get your hands off my chicken nuggets
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i think i look cool
boy
you look you look something
you can't do the show with your hair
like that seriously oh man y'all are
just jealous because i'm the first one
in the cast to get the hip new style
telly
it's the next big thing in here watch a
month from now everybody who's cool
gonna be sporting the dude
hear me
hey hey
how you been boy man it is good to see
you you remember betsy don't get
hurt at my finger it is really really
cold look at it look at it look my cool
finger oh look i know it's killed you
told me two years ago hundreds of times
yeah but it's still cold oh man you
would think it would have warmed up
right now but uh-uh
musical people actually chicken full of
dumb
pickable wiggum
pains
pimp
i have some unfortunate news
it appears that their school is
out of money you know everything has
been depleted and deflated and they're
flagellated if i mean
well as a result
all your musical implements
must be sold boys
hey hands off my fluke hey hey boy these
are tough times we must all make
sacrifices
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cereal very funny very funny
i love april fool's day best day out of
here keenan if you've been messing with
my bathroom stuff my face cream won't
come off well that's because kel and i
replaced your face cream with paint
oh dear i feel all strange and queasy
oh my goodness my people's out of
control
i will never be destroyed
your attempt to destroy me has failed
now you shall pay
children i don't know how big this trip
is going to get oh
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oh
that'll be eight bucks
i ain't paying you diddly poop
what i wanted was some lucky food
but all you done gone and did was
freezing follow my meat burger
properly followed with a face full of
concarnate get your direct
wood feel better
the panda
you got the panda in my house
no i've been trying to get rid of this
you know the panda
man that free tandem bear's been showing
up around me for three years now my
house my health club
my trip to acapulco
that's why i bought this new house hey
who gave the plan to my new address
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you got it
[Applause]
i am such a huge fan thank you very much
you all want like an autograph or
something yeah but the big ear of corn
can't give autographs yeah he just
doesn't have hands
i mean man this post bates guy is really
funny he's hilarious
that's pretty hilarious though you think
i'm from postmates
i'm keenan thompson come on one of the
original cast members of all that
keenan really i'm super dude the teenage
super
with the tights
you can see the the kneecaps i'm pierre
scargo in the in the tub uh-huh
here escarpu
really okay