[clip] Should have brought the disinfectant. Don't wanna use these sinks after the skank patrol.
[YMS] One of her two friends is now ditching, because she'd rather have the approval of some hateful bitches she doesn't even like.
[clip] Just stop following me, okay?
[YMS] I think this is less of a problem with the Internet and more of a problem with everyone just being really dumb.
Don't get me wrong, bullying is a serious problem,
but this movie is pretending as if it's the Internet's fault and not some dumb high school kids.
It's not that people actually grow up after high school, it's that you don't have to be around those people anymore.
Then you just have to deal with work place drama. Real websites already have regulations for these sorts of things.
You can report people on Facebook, Youtube has anti-hate-speech, but no one is forcing you to go on these websites anyway.
You can probably make a huge ED page out of all the shit I posted on the Internet,
but I think you're allowed to make fun of me as much as you want. It's free speech.
It's like if we had a law against drawing Muhammed. If you stole my credit card info,
there are already real laws against that. You don't need extra ones.
[clip] The whole world done fucked up and didn't raise their kids form properly,
so now they gotta get up off their asses and be parents, and oh, they don't like that, do they?
So aba fucking cadabra, now we have cyberbulling laws. I'm not making this shit up, it's happening right now.
You can actually wind up in a jail cell with people who inject smack into their eyeballs
and drag Chinese people from the back off pick up trucks just for typing something that made someone go "Whèèèèh!"
Maybe some of you people still think I'm being a bit insensitive,
but how many of you didn't post a negative comment on Rebecca Black's "Friday" video?
That was, like, cyberbullying gang rape. She's even recorded new material and you still hate it.
Sounds like anything else on the Top 40, but I don't see Katy Perry with that many negative votes,
or anything else that's that bad. She's cool to hate, like Justin Bieber and "Twilight" and "Transformers".
These things all suck, but if you ask the majority of people why they suck,
they won't really know why. They just know that they're supposed to hate it.
Should we have laws against every rumor spread about Justin Bieber? He's a person too.
You know what? Rebecca Black doesn't seem so bad after all. Where was I again? Oh yeah, this movie is retarted.
[clip] Why can't you just not flirt with people that you don't know? You didn't have to talk to that James guy.
So you think all this is my fault?
Well, you called Lindsay a bitch online, of course she was gonna come after you.
[Kung Pow enter the fist - weuweuw]
She starts bathing in her own drama and I can't help but notice those X's next to each comment. What are they for?
[clip] Show me your Clicksters page. Now.
Oh look mom! A new comment! I'm so popular! Now, this was from Lindsayluv. She's my favorite.
Yeah, she says that James told her I took all my clothes off for five bucks.
Dun-Dun-Duuuuuuuun! She calls up her dad and leaves a message.
Turns out she stops hating him as soon as she needs him for something.
And then the mom goes to school and they're like: "Sorry, we can't do shit about it, 'cause the Internet's not censored."
Somebody get the mods!
[clip] Maybe we should forget school today. You wanna ditch? I'll ditch with you?
No, I wanna talk to Scott.
Of course. Look, you should just get Scott to give you a ride home too, because I'm done trying to be your friend.
Have a nice life, Taylor.
[YMS] You're not gonna skip school with me? Well fuck you, I'm not your friend!
[clip] Hey, I know I haven't talked to you in a while. Uhm, I was just wondering if we were still going to the dance tonight?
Listen, Taylor. My mom pissed me off last night and said I have to go with Marnie Fox.
- Her mom's best friends with my mom, and... yeah. - So you're taking Marnie?
I'm sorry, it's not exaclty my choice, but... I don't know what else to do.
[YMS] You're at least in your 20's and your mom's deciding who you're gonna take to the dance? What the fuck?
She goes home and watches the video that throws her over the edge.
[clip] I am Taylor Hillridge. Wanna have a good time? How about I pay you to show me a good time?
- Ew! Gross! - I act like I'm the most holy and pure thing at school,
but I'm really the dirtiest little whore.
[ ♪ Sia - Breathe me ♪ ]
[YMS] Stop it right fucking there!
Does anybody recognize that song? It's called "Breath me" by Sia and it's the most overused song ever!
It was used appropriately in the series finale of "Six Feet Under", and after that point it just got raped!
And by after that point, I mean after the point I used it in some shitty video I made when I was fifteen.
[clip] If you've had a Coke in the last 80 years...
... you've had a hand in making every Olympic dream come true.
[clip] As soon as you get out, I'll be right here.
[clip] I call myself a peaceful warrior.
[clip] Help out kids become something better.
[clip] Baby...
Drhwaaaaah!
[YMS] You're a little fucking late! This song used to be good, but using it is just a joke now.
It's almost as much of a death sentence as using "Hide and Seek" by Imogen Heap.
[gunshot]
[ ♪ Imogen Heap - Hide and Seek ♪ ]
[clip] Dear sister, by the time your read this-- [gunshot]
[ ♪ Imogen Heap - Hide and Seek ♪ ]
It's 2011 and you're still gonna use this fucking song anyway. She posts a video saying she's gonna kill herself.
And she uploads it and she just doesn't do anything for a long time. Looks like she's masturbating.
[clip] - This is Kris. - It's Samantha. I think something's wrong with Taylor.
She posted a video online and now she's not answering the phone and I'm really freaking out.
- Uh, Samantha, slow down. I can't understand you. - I think she's trying to kill herself.
[YMS] Didn't seem like she was talking all that fast, but okay.
[clip] - Where's Taylor? - How should I know? I'm grounded.
Taylor?
Ugh. I can't get the cap off!
[laughing people]
[clip] Ugh. I can't get the cap off!
[YMS] You fail at suicide! It's a child-proof lock. It's easy!
[clip] Ugh. I can't get the cap off!
- What did you do? - Sit down, sit down, sit down. Back up.
[YMS] She fucked it up and they took her to the hospital anyway.
[clip] James' profile. It was here yesterday and now it's deleted.
[YMS] Her mom tries to solve this mystery.
[clip] If my daughter expressed her opinion about anything--
- Demeaning insulting opinions. - That's her right. At least, according to the constitution.
[YMS] Damn you, evil First Amendment!
[clip] Were you really gonna do it?
[YMS] So you actually tried? Wow.
Meanwhile this emotional wreck decides to get some counseling with a cyberbullying support group.
For other people that couldn't get the cap off.
[clip] You never called someone a name online or said they were stupid or ugly?
I called Lindsay Fordyce a bitch.
[YMS] Okay, so we're all guilty of it. We're all criminals.
And this bitch goes on an ego trip. [clip] I'm Taylor's best friend.
So you're gonna blame me because she had some sort of mondo meltdown?
Like you even care about her!
[YMS] I was just, you know, the main cause of all of this. She starts to feel guilty about it and fesses up.
[clip] I'm the one who created the James profile. Told everybody you gave him an STD.
[Kung Pow enter the fist - weuweuw]
[YMS] And then everybody starts bullying her. Problem solved!
[clip] You see something negative about you: Print it out. Save the evidence. What else?
Block 'em. You know, block the sender, you know. You don't wanna see what crap they're saying about you.
- Took me for damn ever to figure that out. - God, I never thought of that.
[clip] DUUUUUUUH.
[clip] - Couldn't you introduce a bill? - I don't wanna try to legislate the Internet.
- Excuse me? - Well, they do have delete buttons on computers.
I thought that too until I almost lost my daughter. [YMS] Then I realised they don't actually have delete buttons.
[clip] - No, it was not because of you. - I know, I know.
Even my mom was like: "Dude, check your ego."
[YMS] Such a momma's boy, this one. They decide to take this matter to the press to push their agenda.
[clip] Kids are getting hurt and adults can't see it, because it's happening online.
[YMS] Wait, your mom said earlier that she could see it online.
He says he'll do the story if he can get an interview with that crazy troll bitch.
[clip] Her mother said Samantha agreed to do it. They'll be here in half an hour.
[YMS] Holy shit, that was fast! She tells the story of how she pretented to be someone else. On an anonymous website.
[clip] - And I've never been more sorry in my entire life. - Why do it then?
[YMS] For the lols?
[clip] You can't see the other people and you can do or say anything and it doesn't seem to matter.
Doesn't feel real. [YMS] The Internet is dangerous. Like a drug.
[clip] Lindsay and them, they're after you now? I didn't know that.
- Doesn't matter. I deserve it. - No, you don't.
[YMS] Yes, you do.
All this group has been saying is how I can't let them have power over me anymore, so that's what I'm gonna do.
[YMS] Ooooh, so you can solve your problems without putting people in jail!
[clip] Hey, Lindsay. Yeah, I know you think you're probably being funny, but you should know your words actually hurt,
- and I think you should stop attacking people online. - [laughing, yowls] Get her, Linds.
No, she's right. You guys should stop. You're making everyone around you miserable.
- Awh, the twins are sticking up for each other, how cute! - Yeah, because that's what friends do.
Why don't you just stop attacking people on Clicksters, okay? You're making it so no one wants to go on there anymore.
Yeah, you seem to me just like any other bully. Spreading hate wherever you go.
- Oh! - Yeah, man.
I've gotta say, the way that you guys need to hurt people, it's like maybe you need to talk to someone, get some help.
Yaay! Everyone is the cafeteria could hear that conversation! It's safe now!
It's a happy ending and the moral of the story is that you should legislate the Internet,
when the moral should be that high school doesn't matter.
Once you're out, you won't have to deal with these dumb bitches. Educate yourself about the Internet.
A lot of people are able to use it without killing themselves. Sometimes the best solution is the most obvious.
[clip] So what should you do if someone trolls you? Yeah, here's what the experts say: Don't do anything!
Really? Yeah, they say resist that urge to engage your respond, that's just what the trolls want.
You say nothing, chances are they'll move on to someone else.
[YMS] If you keep feeding the trolls, you might just turn into a meme.
[clip] Okay you guys, this is Jessi Slaughter-- - YOU KNOW WHAT!
- and I just wanted to say that you guys have ruined my life. - I'M GONNA KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!
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[Subtitles by Abel Boeschoten]