Hi, I'm Josh.
I'm Ollie.
I'm Rev Chris.
And today we're reviewing black magic that I've found on the internet.
What are we doing?
If you're ever not sure whether I know what's going on.
I really do not know what's going on until they get me in front of a camera,
and then they reveal
Sin!
There is a legendary subreddit, called black magic fudgery.
Fudgery.
Well, it's not fudgery.
It's another word beginning with F which you've probably never heard before.
Okay.
Well, I mean black magic is no go.
Sorcery, no thank you.
No joke.
Just be wise, be wise people.
You're here Chris.
I guess to review, tell us whether it is actually black magic.
It probably should be, I don't know, destroyed in hell?
Is that what you do with black magic?
I don't know. You're the expert.
That's cool.
Oh, it's freezing.
- No way! - That's beautiful.
Yeah, that's like the Lord's magic.
The beauty of creation.
Okay, that's good magic.
No... Oh gosh.
Oh, it looks like it's slow but it…
Wait, what?
That...what is that?
Is that just water?
That's awesome.
Wow, that is trippy.
That is weird...
No!
That's amazing!
No disrespect but that is genuinely more impressive than I think
any Dude Perfect video I've ever seen.
Wow yeah, tree on fire in the middle.
No! Is that properly on fire? Is that what that is?
Or it's the entrance to hell.
I'm joking.
What is that?
It's a rocket.
It's a rocket?
Shut up!
What?
- That is awesome. - What is that?
The lightning, they fire this rocket…
It uses its trail?
That's how Thor gets to Earth!
I think you just cracked it!
I feel like all the stuff that's really impressive is the nature stuff.
So it's God's magic?
It's God's glory.
You're right though there is something-
Where you're like whoa.
There's something premium about knowing that,
no matter how long I tried just couldn't replicate it.
It's the God premium.
The God factor yeah.
Oh wow, beautiful.
That is thick.
Goodness.
Wow.
Ohhhhh!
God's magic.
That was cool.
Woaaaaahhhhhhhh
That was satisfying.
Just... don't do this at home.
That looks like a really sturdy bottle.
Yeah, we've all been kids where we've got…
No no, we haven't.
We did not do that.
Don't do that.
Wait...what?
That is weird.
- What's happening? - Frozen in time?
He's probably quite close to an airport and he's been told to hold.
He's just pressed the hold button.
Don't mind me, I'll just wait here.
It's like gravity does not exist right now.
That is freaking weird man.
Will there be gravity in heaven?
I've never thought about it.
Wow.
But it's an interesting question, isn't it?
Because I personally, no disrespect to God.
But gravity, bit of a downer. Literally.
But yes, also a good que-. I don't...
That's interesting. I've never thought about it, Ollie.
You're gonna have to have some gravity zero-g sounds like a nightmare.
You want like 0.3 g.
So you can just jump higher.
Yeah and you can be like Mario double jump.
Double jump. I wanna double jump!
Yeah, everyone wants to double jump.
That would be cool.
Like off a cloud, I mean that's got to be in heaven.
Yeah, I mean...
Heaven is literally built on a cloud. Everyone knows that.
Oh gosh.
Oh, robot magic.
Is he gonna...
What?
That was good!
It's in his mouth.
What on earth.
How did someone...
Oh!!
Oh, it's bigger!
That is impressive.
That was great.
Well, I mean...robots are predicted to take over at some stage.
So maybe this...
It has begun.
You can bounce bubbles off lasers.
That's cool.
Wait what? How the hell is that happening?
Is it the heat from the lasers?
It's black magic!
Yeah okay, this one the more I'm watching…
Or green magic in this way.
Next up...
What?
Wow.
- Okay. - Is that real?
The last one...that's not natural.
It's like an aeroplane doing a handstand?
That's not safe. What the heck is going on?
That's a real plane.
I think this is that plane we saw earlier trying to land.
What is that...the guy is just showing off.
That's...
What?
What happens next?
You can't end there!
Honestly, this to me, looks like an anxiety dream.
Like the kind of anxiety dream I often have, like you're stuck in a plane
and you're like, I need to land this plane and you pull it in.
And like everything's going fine right and then right at the last minute you're like,
"Oh no, how do I get myself out of this situation?"
And then you wake up.
So we all know this is the easiest way to empty a bottle.
Yeah the spiral.
But what's the easiest way to fill it?
- Is he gonna… - Put some alcohol in it.
You light it on fire.
- Oh, nice. - And it sucks.
Whoa!
So it's... gunk.
I also, just confession, did not know that was the quickest way to empty a water bottle.
- Oh, you didn't? Spin it man. - You spin it.
Sometimes when I empty the bath for the girls,
I'll just do this around the plughole with my finger and it will create a spiral.
That speeds it up?
The bath will drain quicker.
There you go.
Natural again.
Wow!
I've seen this before.
This is Louis. This is Louis Cole.
That's why I've seen this.
That is awesome. Again what I'm saying... That is the Lord's stuff.
Look at that. It's awesome.
That is genuinely…
So beautiful.
Fluorescent algae.
That's amazing.
Balanceking86 on TikTok.
And it's on a coin as well.
- This is the most absurd thing. - Oh my gosh.
What on earth?
If he gets this...
- I mean... Come on. - He's got to get it.
If he gets this, he's competing with God magic.
No, he's not.
He's getting close.
- No way. - Can you imagine someone walks in, "Jeffrey!". Boom!
Wow!
Long live the king. Long live the balance king.
Is it going around the vertical axis, right?
Or the horizontal?
Oh, that's weird.
This is like the first one where your mind just freaking plays a trick.
And you just...
It just flipped again for me.
Yeah, it flipped again.
It's either going like that or it's going like that.
Yeah, flipped agian. What the heck?
Man, the brain is freaking weird, man. Human brain is trippy.
Oh!
Oh wait, is it clockwise or counterclockwise?
Has it changed? Or is it always the same?
- Oh my gosh. - It keeps changing.
Oh, this is uncomfortable.
Get back you voodoo!
I don't think that's God's magic.
Devil magic, black magic.
That's black magic.
I'm going to get so many people saying, why haven't you said....?
Is black magic actually a thing?
I mean the simple answer is...
I believe in a spiritual reality to who we are as human beings.
I believe in witchcraft and it has a power and I've seen certain things.
But I would never get involved in it.
You can mean well, trying to get involved in those kind of things.
But it can lead to kind of dangerous ways of opening yourself up to...
...forces that I would say stay away from.
We are really meant to tap into the source...
...which is God and his good spirit and his Holy Spirit.
Just stick with the source, you know. Go to the...
...the spring, rather than some weird well that you find somewhere.
Oh!
Is that really cold?
Yeah yeah, it's freezing upon impact.
That's so satisfying.
That is satisfying.
I just want to like...eat it.
How is, how do you make a bottle that cold?
There are 16 circles in this image.
No, there are not.
Yes, there are I can see the circles.
Yeah, you'll see it. It'll just click.
Okay yeah, clicked.
How! That's...so weird.
It just goes.
So weird.
Move your eyes sideways.
- They keep coming and going. - Yeah, they do!
So weird.
Ah, the brain is flipping trippy.
That was a lot better than I was expecting it to be.
I do feel like I need a little bit of lie down.
I know right? I feel like who am I?
My brain, I know. Can I trust anything anymore?
Teach me who you are. Teach me who I am.
Alright well, that has been black magic from the Internet.
Or whatever you want to call it.
Yeah, don't do that at home.
Be wise.
See you JOLLY soon.
Bye!
See you later guys!