maybe it's because you were being a
drunk
obnoxious or maybe i did it
because you put
your balls on our foreheads for years
and just laughed it up
or maybe i liked that you thought it was
me all these years
because whether or not i pulled the
trigger you got
what you deserve bud whoa whoa whoa whoa
okay well he doesn't mean that bender
you don't mean that nobody deserves it
guys i got to come clean
95 when i won the cup i was juicing
i i just got to get it off my chest i i
don't want you to scratch my name off
the cup though it's not nobody's
going to scratch anything off anything
shel bell
i think it's pretty clear that bender
feels terribly
i mean he gifted you his own personal
spank bank that's
that's a gesture am i right that was a
real gesture
you're right you're right yeah which i
want back you're unfit to raise my
children
that's not gonna happen what do you mean
it's not gonna happen can't do it
i already regifted it to who what you
like those pina coladas
a little bit of bender in there oh no
oh my god oh my god you're joking
that's a joke oh my god no oh my god
no i knew i tasted jizz
god bob get him back in the loony bin
right now call his mom that is ground
pick him up the disqualification right
there i'm calling the cops what are you
going to tell the cops hey officer i
drank my own
no chest no hold up hold up
i mean why are we surprised by this this
is the kind of stupid that happens
every time we get together i mean
i never thought that i was gonna forgive
you guys for this
you know i was so pissed that you got
still a great piece you remember that
one
that was you guys sons of and
this
freaking zac efron that was all that was
that was your idea you did that on your
own
your choice you wanted that you all gave
me the no
no no look the point is that every time
we get together we do something that we
regret in the moment but then we laugh
about it later right
that's why we keep coming back these are
the games we played
these are the memories that we live for
and yeah we drink a little jizz we drink
a lot of jizz we drink a lot of jews
i had a sack and pina colada and shelley
totaled bender's van but you know what
this too shall pass we will live on and
this brotherhood
will never die and i
love it i love all of it and
i've missed every one of you
and i wouldn't trade this for
anything so i suggest that each one of
you look in the mirror
and think about what this brotherhood
means to you especially you derpy your
ear
it's it's like hanging out is it injured
because it doesn't feel good you might
want to get a little props
i think that's going to read on camera
you