Guess it’s true, when they say, you become a man,
when you find the one and you take her hand.
Luckily for you, it all went to plan,
and she didn’t say no, cause that’d be sad.
And now you’re here with me,
I’m singing my best man speech,
for my brother and his wife,
now they’re stuck together for life.
When we were kids, trying to get to sleep,
you’d say to me, be quiet please,
I’m trying to get to sleep.
But every breath you took, used to sound like this,
(*snore sound*)
so when you moved out of home, I thought thank the lord,
I won’t be missing you.
And then you were gone, with your special girl,
I thought you were dead, never saw you again.
Then she found the ignition, got you sweeping the kitchen,
yeah you’re feeding the dogs, doing the laundry and dishes.
You’re independence is gone, no more fun of your own,
except for the bucks last weekend, when we were having some fun.
And although you met, on the internet,
I know this love is true.
It’s enough,
to let the dogs on your expensive rug,
and not kick them outside.
And hey my new sister, from another mister,
oh you look so great, on your wedding day,
I hope it’s been the perfect day.
Hey my new sister, thanks for making him so
happy all the time.
Because his loneliness had never been a friend of his,
so he searched and searched for you.
Then one day in the craziness you came along,
he couldn’t get you out of his head.
It was Sarah this, and Sarah that,
and Sarah this, oh I knew that he loved you.
Sarah this, and Sarah that,
and Sarah this, oh I knew that he loved you.
“Ok we’re going to get a little bit serious now.”
So Adrian, now you’ve become a man,
and we’re not the kids we used to be.
Although we’d scream and fight as children,
now I realise, what you mean to me.
I’m so proud of you,
and all you’ve done for me.
Whether you realise or not, I’ve always looked up to you.
It’s ok if you’re getting emotional,
it’s the same way I feel for you.
All the time that’s gone, where have the years gone?
Adrian, I’ve got so much love for you.
So won’t you raise your glass,
(“raise your glasses”)
for these….for these special two.
I wish you nothing but the best,
for your lives and all the rest.
Because this is love, it’s clear to see.
Oh this is love, it’s clear to see.
So won’t you, raise your glasses with me?
Because this is love, it’s clear to see.
I wish you joy and happiness…..
for eternity.