IHE: What is the worst movie you've ever seen?
No, I'm not talking about Transformers 2, or Grown-Ups 2.
I mean a movie so bad, so fundamentally broken that it leaves a pit in your stomach
or makes you feel frustrated and angry beyond any reasonable measure.
This is a question I've been asking myself for a while.
I think it's about time to do something about it.
So, I've pulled up the list of the bottom 100 lowest rated movies on IMDb
And I'm going through them one by one to find the worst movie ever.
Welcome to the Search for the Worst.
Leonard Part 6 is the worst thing in the history of anything ever.
I don't think the art of cinema can reach any lower than
a lazy, unfunny comedy that has no idea what audience that wants to entertain
and that's certainly what Leonard part 6 is. Let's just say there's a reason as to why Bill Cosby bought the TV rights to this
fucking abomination, so as few people as possible would ever see it.
I swear, with each passing scene it gets worse and worse more and more unbearable.
The Search for the Worst wheel sure chose a good time to pick a fucking Bill Cosby movie
but whatever let's roll with it.
Immediately the film opens with a terrifying and warped title sequence that makes no sense
until you've seen the movie.
The creepy childlike drawings with that weird music made my skin crawl, but once it was finally over this British twat explains
why we're starting at part 6. his explanation is that because Bill Cosby or
"Leonard" as I'll call him from now, is some kind of retired Super-secret agent that everyone respects.
But parts one through five are all classified for some reason. "whose five previous adventures were damn sure have enthralled you
had they not been confiscated in the interests of world security"
So I'm moving on straight to part 6. So many jokes
I could make.
So, so, many inappropriate jokes.
So, with the pointlessly confusing title explained we cut to a bunch of dudes in diving suits
who have some kind of genetically modified fish?
which barks like a small dog apparently. They send the fish down a tunnel towards a couple of rich people in a swimming pool
Really, so I guess this sets the bar for the style of humor they're going for.
That style of humor being predictable, boring, unfunny and cringy. So once the fish has had enough of reading the conveniently-placed
underwater Playboy, Wait, no we're not abandoning this scene quite yet
Just think about this,
someone or something put pen to paper and wrote this scene down.
They wrap their brain to think of something funny this fish could do and this,
this is what the comedic geniuses came up with. What, why why am I even here doing this? Why am I even here?
When I could be in Hollywood shitting out fucking terrible scripts every hour.
You know what, this isn't even the worst of it, it's only just begun.
So the movie is framed around this butler character, who spends most of his time narrating exactly what's going on,
despite us having eyes and the ability to figure out what's going on in a completely simple and easy-to-follow
setup. So Leonard is our main character,
he's an ex-secret agent who quit for reasons that he never really explains or refuses to say. Just imagine i'm making jokes here
They write themselves. He has the most tired calculable backstory of every secret agent movie ever
I don't even need to explain what it is cuz you already know it, once you find out
He's retired and was the best, the rest of it fits into the mold you'd expect. So leonard owns a restaurant
some guy comes in and threatens to kill him for some unexplained reason. This guy starts firing in a tightly packed, highly crowded space and
No one reacts to it apart from Leonard. Even when he pulls out some kind of mini
Automatic weapon, still, no one really reacts. You see, the joke is that every missed shot is somehow helping with the cooking of the meals
This hilarious and perfect scene finally ends with a bullet ricocheting around the room until it hits the gunman in the back of his head, killing
him instantly, and to celebrate Leonard angrily grabs a Carrot and takes a bite.
Not sure why, I guess they thought it was funny.
Leonard shows up at the secret agent HQ,
he's pretty angry because this guy was sent to kill him by the secret agents or something. It's never explained
why, they just move on. You know you could have just called him and asked for help instead of endangering an entire restaurant filled with
innocent people without losing the life of one of your highly trained operatives. Wait, why do I even fucking care?
So this table is filled with a bunch of unfunny,
overacting caricatures, who are the leaders of the secret agent spy thing, they explained to leonard
how some asshole is going around murdering people with highly trained genetically altered animals, instead of just using powerful and efficient weapons or assassins instead
Now is it supposed to be a joke as she tripped, or did that happen on set and they just left it in, I don't
even know with this movie. They go into excruciating
detail on other incidents like the playboy fish, like the really funny one where a cat killed one of their agents with hair balls, or
how eighteen squirrels killed a Grown-ass man.
I get that the joke is that the idea alone here is fucking retarded, but it's not funny
It's just shit. Finally they get around to explaining that some crazy
Vegetarian is causing all this monkey business. Get it? because monkeys are an animal and she's using animals to kill people.
That's funnier than anything in the movie, and it was fucking shit.
"She's a vegetarian, a former ecologist
and she's bent on taking over the world". You may think the fact that she's a vegetarian might be completely irrelevant,
but it's actually extremely imperative to the
PLOT.
In the end, Leonard refuses to help them, making the entire scene pointless, cause he wants to spend his time winning back his ex-wife instead.
When he gets home, he's visited by his daughter who reveals to him that she has a new boyfriend, who's 66 years old.
"Meet Giorgio Francozzi"
You see the joke is that she's 20 and she's having relations with a weird old man,
and that's funny, also another opportunity for an easy inappropriate joke.
Not gonna do it. Leonard sits down to have a talk with a 66 year old man
But the entire scene is dedicated more to showing off the fact he's holding a coke bottle than anything else, so again, it's pointless.
We cut to some agent spying on the vegetarian baddie.
Which is stupidly obvious and clear by itself,
but they feel the need to over explain it with the boring unfunny narrator. "Meanwhile across the city"
"another funeral was imminent"
"outside the headquarters of International tuna CIA operative Charles Polk was keeping surveillance"
Eventually a bunch of toads swarm around the car, then despite their only being like
34 of them, they somehow lift at one and a half ton car into the nearby river. Oh wait,
No, the huge lifts
Poorly hidden underneath the car did all the heavy lifting. The artistry and care behind this picture is truly impressive.
We then find out why Leonard's wife left him.
"I never laid a finger on that girl" Wait, what?
What? This movie was released in 1987,
what's happening? Leonard calls up his wife to talk about the 66 year old man dating his 20 year old daughter,
and she invites him around for dinner. "Dinner here tomorrow night, at 9."
The next seven minutes or so were dedicated to a tiring seemingly infinite montage of him getting ready for his dinner date with his ex-wife.
Hi, Yah!
See the joke here is that he's Asian, so he screams
Hi-yah before doing anything because clearly all asian people have some relation to martial arts.
Wait, why is he working out mere hours before seeing her, does he not understand how exercise works?
See, the joke here is that is it looks silly for a grown man to do one of those old aerobics tapes
Come on Leonard, can't you get it up?
See the joke there is that he's lifting his arms and legs to stretch them
But what she says has a double meaning because it also implies that he can't get an erection and impotence is funny. What?
What's the point of any of this? I don't need to see this
This movie could be 10 minutes shorter, Come on! See the ongoing joke here
Is that his butler keeps going to his tie collection to find the right one for his date,
But he keeps turning them down.
and that's pretty funny. "When they'd separated he had moved away as far as he felt he possibly could."
"I left him alone with his thoughts during the agonizing ride to her house." The joke here
is that he says he moved as far away as he possibly could but he only moved across the street.
and that's "really" funny. The scene builds to the interaction with his ex-wife,
and when it finally happens the punchline is that she keeps pouring food on him because she still hasn't forgiven him for his past actions.
"Something told me at a glance that the evening had not gone well."
You see the joke here is that- look, I don't need to explain any more of these you get the idea
It's not fucking funny.
So 34 minutes into the 1 hour and 20 minute movie, and he finally decides to get back into the secret agent business. No idea
why, I guess the writers had some more funny jokes to show off. For absolutely no reason at all, no seriously
I have no clue why this happens
He goes to a fortune-teller cause he says he needs too? Who slaps him in the face repeatedly and squishes his face a whole bunch,
then he leaves. The butler then kits him all out in a Ghostbusters costume, and gives him a bunch of Deus
Ex Machina weapons to use later. Then he gets into his armored car that has a tank turret on it? What?
Why does he have that? I thought he was a secret agent?
Emphasis on SECRET you fucking asshole!!!
he carefully sneaks into the vegetarian base by firing an endless amount of
explosives at the front door and walking in through the exploded wall. This movie has an estimated budget of 24 million dollars
More money then all of us will ever see in our collective lives, fuck this movie
So the bad guys are vegetarians for two main reasons
One: so they can have a really funny joke with a main baddie constantly eats various fruits for no reason. And two:
So later you can use meat as a weapon against them. Yes
Yes, that happens
But before any of that a bunch of dancers dressed as birds attack Leonard. Then because movie and I guess they thought it would be
funny, Leonard puts on tap dance shoes that the fortune teller gave him earlier, and then he starts tap dancing, and the vegetarian
Dancers just hide and watch him.
Am I am I missing something here? Am I missing something? clearly the only reason he put on that stupid helmet
is so the stunt double could do the dancing without clearly showing his face, no other reason. What's even the fucking point
It's not funny. There's no punch line to that,
it makes no sense. So now cause he's wearing the tap dance shoes leonard can now beat up all the bird men
What? Then the boss baddie straight up shoots leonard with a machine gun turret.
But then he runs off and goes to some kind of B-room, as in there are literally bees flying around the room
I forgot to mention that the only reason he's here in the first place is to get some kind of sphere thing
So now you know, I guess. They pretty much present it in the same way in the movie as well. So much like the tap dance
scene earlier, in this random little box the Fortune teller gave him, is a queen bee that is there purely because the writers had no
Idea how to advance the "story". This fucking fortune-teller character is the laziest bullshit sloppiest plot device
I think I've ever seen, I'm serious. I honestly can't think of anything more lazy writing wise I've seen in a movie before.
Are you kidding me with this shit?
are you kidding me?
Look, I'll add to the sound design
*stereotype bee noise being done sarcastically*
Fuck you
Leonard grabs the thing and on his way out is ambushed orange by a guard who grabs the boomerang off his back.
He throws it at him but it comes back and stabs him in the chest and kills him. That's the payoff
That's the one and only reason his butler equipped him with it earlier, may I remind you that this is a PG
Intended for children, I think. Despite the Playboy fish, the constant murder, sexual
Innuendo and other things not suitable for children. It's more jumbled in that sense than a fucking transformers movie
"The sphere is gone"
It's like she doesn't even know what it does.
Well It says sphere here in the script, so I guess that's what I'm supposed to say Wait. Why am I here?
What's going on, Leonard goes to his daughter's show she mentioned at the beginning of the movie
*I am so excited about this play daddy. I just know it's gonna make me a star"
*fart noise*
Where the joke is that his daughter and dresses in front of the entire crowd making her parents uncomfortable.
That's the payoff for the setup. Oh god fucking christ,
it's the same thing every time.
Blah blah Blah, things happen, everyone gets tied up, and Leonard's ex-wife gets kidnapped by the vegetarians who wants the sphere back.
"they got mom, a weird guy was here and took her away"
So he goes back to the secret agent HQ to retrieve it in exchange for his wife. "The red liquid neutralizes the animal's"
"parasympathetic system leaving the Brainpan flaccid and open to encryption"
"but the puzzle is?"
"how did this woman activate them." so going back to that whole toad or frog thing for a second, I don't know
which one it is, sue me,
I don't fucking know. So ignoring the fact that a giant lift propelled the car into the air with the toads
In this movie universe these toads were magically strong enough to lift a car?
They don't even try to explain it, you can have stupid shit happen like that in a comedy as long as that's the tone from
The beginning, and as long as it's funny.
But this movie flip flops from trying to be serious at times into random
nonsensical shit like this. So to get the sphere back from his secret agent bosses and save his wife who hates him, he triggers a
Bunch of bunnies to brutally murder everyone in the cheapest, worst death scene. I think I've ever seen.
fuck you movie, fuck off. On the drive back to the
vegetarian base, the fortune teller randomly appears to give Leonard some more shit to get him out of situations
He's about to be in.
when he arrives leonard gives him the orb and they don't give him his wife in return in the most predictable plot twist ever conceived.
"So you thought you could fool Medusa Johnson"
Jesus Christ that guy is the biggest ass in the universe, holy hell! This scene is rounded off by an ostrich burping
Which is both funny, and random, because ostriches don't normally do that.
"linerd" (supposed to say Leonard, but is pronounced like that)
Was that, was that really the best take you had, come on! "linerd"
They leave a bunch of killer lobsters in the room with them instead of finishing them off with the automatic rifles
they all carry around. this part is funny because the lobster is heading towards his balls to pinch them, and
A lobster pinching a cock is a really funny idea.
I said I'd stop explaining these "jokes"
But I can't help but feel like I need to be as obvious as the movie. Then leonard pulls the random ass melted butter stick
From his fucking pocket, for fucks sake, and threatens an innocent animal to cut through metallic wire to free them
Or he'll boil them alive until they die. What a fucking hero
*Claps* Woo *Claps*
He eventually defeats the vegetarians by pulling out magic meat from his pockets
Yep.
Which he slams onto a couple of the henchman's chest, which burns them for some reason, because vegetarians are Pokemon and their weakness are
Meat type attacks apparently. Does bill Cosby have something against vegetarians? His anti-vegetarian agenda is both confusing and stupid to me
well
that happened. Leonard throws a bunch of
Alka-Seltzer into each vat which makes them explode and everyone in the facility
Gets drowned in the colorful liquid.
Leonard rides an ostrich from the exploding building which I guess is the payoff for it burping earlier,
I don't really know anymore
And that's the end
Well, that was shit
I was right about unfunny comedies being worse than unintentionally bad movies and while I hate this movie because of its laziness, sloppiness,
boringness, terribleness,
shittiness and unfunnyness.
This still isn't quite the worst thing I've seen in the search so far, the difference here is, as bad as it is at least
it's somewhat a movie, with editing and sound that you can hear
and real "actors"
And it did go by pretty fast
Unlike the Oogieloves which was the only one of these so far was contemplating turning off because I was so frustrated
and bored. I guess it fits nicely in between food fight and three Ninjas as far as the overall rankings concerned
I suppose when the main actor and creator publicly disowned in the movie
It was only to expected that it was going to suck shitty garbage cock
And up next in the search for the worst is
Manis hands of Fate, well that sounds different
So leonard part six what a fuckin abomination that super surprisingly turned out to be huh?
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Appreciated and make sure you check out some of my other videos. I'll see you next time. Bye
Butter