- It's $14 let's offer em 50.
50?
$50. Yes.
(grunting)
- That one really hurts,
cause the gator grip is not good.
- Facebook marketplace is a chaotic dumpster fire.
It's full of low ballers and weirdos.
Like my friend, Jeremiah here.
- Hello.
- And to make that site even more chaotic,
I am gonna force Jeremiah
to offer people more money
than they are asking for their car stuff.
Hopefully, he'll walk away a changed man,
and some people will walk away with more money
than they were expecting.
Jer, Let's highball some sellers.
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- Okay, James,
I've already done a little bit of pre-work here.
I've gone on Facebook and I've changed my name.
I'm no longer Jeremiah Burton,
I'm Beremiah Jurton.
- So you came up with an uncrackable alias.
There's no way anyone would ever figure this out.
- No one's gonna figure it out.
All right, So how about we hop on Facebook
and I guess get this started.
- What should we get first?
- How about a steering wheel?
Within- - Get a wood one.
- Oh, how about this one?
Nardi Woodline 365.
- That's a good size, not too small.
I don't like when they're too small.
- Right?
- All right, so it's 250 bucks,
offer em 275.
- Price is OBO.
How bout a- - Yeah, or best offer.
- Okay, let me hit em up. So 275 dollars
is probably the best offer this guy's gonna get.
Would you take $275? - Would you take-
- Cash in hand.
- There we go.
Oh my God.
That hurts, dude. (both laughing)
- This is way more fun than I thought it would be.
- Cause he literally said 250 OBO.
- OBO, which is the best offer, or best offer.
So you made a best offer.
I want one that's like really unique looking.
- Mhmm. - That's an OMP brand new
MOMO Montecarlo.
- Oh the gold one, Villante Aftermarket steering wheel.
Exclamation point.
- What is Villante?
- I don't know, it's gold.
Whoa. That's hard.
It looks like you killed somebody with it.
Would you take one 150?
I really like it. (both laughing)
- Smiley face.
No that's creepy.
- Yeah. (laughing)
- Okay, so we got a couple steering wheels in the mix.
- We got a couple steering wheel options.
- What do we wanna do next? Set of wheels?
- Let's get some new wheels for Leonardo. The Cabrio.
- These are cool.
- Oh yeah, that's perfect for a Volkswagen,
it's like a BBS RS style.
I mean, these are knockoffs, - Right
- But, what do you expect?
It's a dumpster fire on there.
Would you take $500?
I'll buy you dinner. (both laughing)
I'll bring you dinner.
- I'll bring you dinner.
(both laughing)
I'll bring you dinner.
- Yeah.
You made it.
I'll bring you a dinner.
- That's even weirder. (laughing)
- Yeah, to sweeten the deal.
- This guy sells new wheels,
this is the weirdest thing he's ever seen.
(laughing)
- What about something that adds a little more power,
Jerry? More power Jerry. More power Jerry!
(mimicking car noises)
- Let's see if we can find a nitrous oxide kit .
- Oh, heck yeah. - Yeah.
- Okay, all right,
we got a couple kits here. - Uh-huh.
NOS kit, NOS bottle.
Okay, complete nitrous kit. Here we go.
Complete wet shot nitrous kit for a pit bike.
(both laughing) - What? You should get that.
- (laughing) Just have this on my dirt bike.
(mimicking dirt bike running)
- Oh, dude. Get this. - Yeah.
- And then we'll buy a pit bike.
- Okay. This seems like a real smoking deal.
Would you take $600? (laughing)
And also, if you have any leads on a pit bike,
looks like I'm in the market for one.
(beep) yeah. (laughing)
- (beep) yeah. - Just answer me one question,
on a scale of one to 10, how fun is this (beep)?
Dude, this is the kind
of guy who has a nitrous kit for a pit bike.
- Yeah. - This guy rules.
(laughing)
- I'm jealous of your lifestyle bro.
- Douglas. Yes, it's available.
He did a general response to very specific message.
(laughing)
- Any insight on my other questions?
- Thanks? - Yeah.
- Oh, (beep)
- No, no. It makes it believable.
Gotta find a pit bike.
- Now this I have a little bit of experience by.
- Yeah, you're a motorcycle, you're a biker boy.
- I'm a motorcycle guy.
- You're a regular biker mister from mars.
- Okay, how about this?
Oh, that's like a new bike. Brand new-
- It's a Soy Moto.
- Two stroke engine supports up to 200 pounds.
Max 35 miles an hour.
- Extremely fast and fun dirt bike for kids and teens.
(laughing) I mean, you're a teen.
- Yeah, I am.
Should we offer him some money?
- Yeah.
- Should we? - Yep. Thousand bucks.
- Twice as much as what he wants.
So, hey Stephanie- - It's a good offer.
All I have is a thousand dollars,
but I need this pit bike because I've been,
I'm gonna spend a lot of time in the pits this summer.
- Yeah. You ready
to work a deal on this bad boy?
- SSR pit bike. - That one's sick.
Get that one. Yes.
- All murdered- - Monster dude.
- Running, but needs some love.
- Be like, what does love mean to you
- Like what?
- What does needs love mean to you?
- Okay, we got a couple pit bikes.
- Couple pit bikes in the mix.
- Couple irons in the fire for that.
This one is actually not on Facebook,
it's on eBay.
- I know what this is.
- Do you? - Mhmm.
- Donut media, James Pumphrey Kentucky Cobra,
vintage V8 sweater, size large,
(indistinct) (laughing)
- This has been on eBay for over a year.
- Have I seen you wear this? - Every once in a while-
It's not mine. (laughing)
I'm not selling it.
- Honestly, I bought this in hopes the Kentucky Cobra,
James Pumphrey, would search his name
on eBay and find my listing. (laughing)
- I did.
- If purchaser can prove themselves
as James Pumphrey or anyone at Donut Media,
I'll gladly give you the sweater for free,
if you wear it in a future video.
I admit I'm a fanboy. Let's make a deal.
Well, you know what my friend?
We're about to rock your socks off.
- Would you take $200?
We can pay for shipping.
(laughing)
- Okay. So we got our Donut Media, James Pumphrey,
Kentucky Cobra V8 sweater in,
and boy, oh boy, was it worth every single penny.
Nice doing business with you, sir.
Douglas. Depends on the shot you give your car.
I had a 200 shot, so you feel it
- 200 shot on a pit bike.
What?
- That's insane.
Come on Douglas. - That's sick.
Douglas! Sounds dope. - Sounds dope.
$700 is my final offer, let's make this deal.
- 700 bucks final offer. When can you meet up?
But I have all the jets to change
to a bottle heater purge valve.
Don't know what that means, Douglas.
- Don't know, sounds tight.
- Huh? Are you for real? I'm asking 500 bucks.
- Okay, Douglas, you drive a hard bargain,
and a fast pit bike, 750 final offer.
I hate to walk away, but it's the best I can do.
- Fake. - Douglas, I swear I'm real.
All right, what else do we want?
Do we want- - Let's find a car.
- An actual car?
- Yeah. - Okay.
- Oh, dude, this is cool.
- This is very cool.
- Ford ranger. Come on.
- New battery alternator.
- Damage to passenger door.
- I'm fine with that.
- That door is totally (beep) dude.
No one can get in it. (laughing)
- It's probably a bent seat.
- Look at that thing.
It looked like someone hit it from the inside.
(laughing)
All right. Whatever, love the ranger.
- Would you take two grand?
- Oh, he wants OBO a thousand bucks.
Would you take 2000 bucks?
- Yeah. - 2000.
All right. That iron's in the fire.
- Oh, one thing that I always see pop up
on Facebook marketplace is like a tiny spoiler.
- I want one that someone's already bought
and regretted the purchase.
- Trying to get, unload it.
- Trying to unload it. You know like a local-
- (both) Ohhhhh,
freaking this one's sick,
has little- - LEDs in it.
LED with a solar panel.
- Dude, Bryan, gotta say my man,
that spoiler is awesome.
I've never seen one with the lights on it.
- Did you invent this?
- Did you invent it? (laughing)
I'll give you $50 cash in hand.
We're gonna need some thing to install all this stuff,
and I know how much you love universal sockets.
He made a whole video about it.
- We did. It's the most viewed video
in the world about Gator grip.
- Dude. That's something to hang your hat on.
(laughing) For sure, dude.
Let's do a search for a Gator grip.
See if anyone's trying to unload it.
- I'm sick of buying Gator grip.
(both laughing)
We bought so many Gator grips,
Gator grip, fast Los Angeles
Gator grip, fast shipping brand new in box.
- It's $14, let's offer em 50.
- 50. - Yeah.
- 50?
- $50, yes.
(groaning)
I've seen them on TV. They look sick.
- I've never seen one with a Gator actually on the side.
- Yeah. - That one really hurts,
cause the gator grip is not good.
So, you're not only paying more money for it,
but you're paying more money for something that stinks.
- To see how not good it is,
we're gonna put the link to Jer's video in the description.
(message ding) - Call me.
- All right. Here we go. - All right.
(phone ringing)
- [Douglas] Hello.
- Douglas. What's up man?
- [Douglas] What's up?
- How you doing buddy?
- [Douglas] Chilling.
- I'm not pulling your chain or anything,
I just wanted you to know, I'm, I'm a legit real person.
I just really want this kit.
Yeah man.
I mean, I'll give you, I'll give you 750 bucks
and I can come like early next week.
- [Douglas] I got a guy coming down from Coachella,
tomorrow looking at it.
- Is he giving you 750 bucks though?
- [Douglas] No, I'm just asking five for it, bro.
- This guy from, where's he coming from, Coachella?
- [Douglas] Yeah.
- Oh, I thought that was a fake place.
I didn't know Coachella was real.
- [Douglas] No, that's real.
- Okay. 800 bucks.
That's literally the most I can give you.
I'll even Venmo you some money right now.
That's just like good faith money.
- [Douglas] Venmo me half and I'll take it off
and I'll save it for you until Monday.
- Okay. I can do that.
I'll Venmo you half right now
and then you'll hold it for me. I'll come Monday.
We'll pick it up. Okay,
and tell the Coachella guy, suck it for me.
- [Douglas] All right.
- All right. Cool, cheers. Thanks Douglas.
Thanks Douglas. You're dope, man.
I appreciate it. Thanks bro.
- [Douglas] All right.
- All right guys, so Jimmy and I are
on our way to meet up with Douglas.
We're gonna pick up our NOS kit,
meeting him at a Ralph's parking lot,
which by the way, if you're going to meet up with someone
for Craigslist deal meet in a public place,
tell your friends and family where you're going.
Always have your phone with you.
I think Douglas is a pretty cool guy,
but we don't know anything about this dude.
(upbeat music)
Yo. All right, so we have Douglas here.
Douglas, say what's up man. - What's up, dude?
- Douglas thought we were crazy,
hitting him up on Facebook marketplace,
trying to give him almost twice as much money
for a nitrous kit.
But he's a good dude, man. He complied.
He was like, yeah man, I'll take 800 bucks for this thing.
- Yeah. - So what do we got here?
This is just a, a- - Complete kit for an LS.
- (beep) yeah.
- I had it in the LS in my truck.
- So, we got the whole thing as advertised.
Hey man, here I want to hand you,
I gotta hand you some extra cash.
Yeah, look at that. Count it out. Make sure-
- Right. - Sick, yeah, thanks Douglas
I appreciate it man.
Douglas, dope as (beep),
- We knew Douglas was gonna be dope as (beep).
- Here's the thing, so, we're kind of a bunch of idiots.
- Uh-huh, yeah.
- Because we read that he put this kit on a pit bike,
when in actuality he was just gonna trade the NOS kit
for a pit bike. - Oh.
(laughing) - Got it.
- Okay guys, so we made a big mistake.
This thing is obviously not for a pit bike.
I mean look at the size of this.
It's the size of a pit bike.
but here's the thing,
Douglas got us so jacked up,
that we actually wanna put this on a pit bike.
So go ahead and leave a comment
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so you don't miss it if we make that video.
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Jeremiah, you've been very, uh,
charitable over the past, - Mhmm.
you know, video. How do you feel?
- I mean, currently I'm feeling like, very like,
like a big donor at a museum.
- Mhmm. - You know,
like a guy who just gives an endowment of a million dollars.
I feel like that's what these people feel like.
I get it now. Feels great.
- Dude. Philanthropy is awesome.
We encourage all of you to help other people out.
And maybe one day, you'll see the donut wing of a museum.
- Yep. - Some day.
So, uh, all right, thanks. Bye.