To infinity and beyond!!
[ball bounce]
So, uh, where you from?
Singapore? Hong Kong?
Well, no, actually I'm stationed up in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector 4.
As a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps,
I protect the galaxy from the threat of invasion from the Evil Emperor Zurg*,
sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.
Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.
And I'm from Mattel.
Well, I'm not really from Mattel,
I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leveraged buyout.
You'd think they've never seen a new toy before.
Well, sure, look at him.
He's got more gadgets on him than a Swiss Army knife.
[laser sound]
Ah, ah, ah, please be careful!
You don't want to be in the way when my laser goes off.
Hey, a laser!
How come you don't have a laser, Woody?
It's not a laser!
It's a--
It's a little lightbulb that blinks!
What's with him?
Laser-envy.
All right, that's enough.
Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.
Toy?
T-O-Y. Toy.
Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is Space Ranger.
The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys present.
Gettin' kind of tense, aren't you?
Oh, uh, Mr. Lightyear?
Uh, now I'm curious.
What does a Space Ranger actually do?
He's not a Space Ranger!
He doesn't fight evil, or shoot lasers, or fly.
Excuse me.
[wing activation sound effect]
[gasps]
Oh, impressive wingspan.
Very good!
Oh, what?! What?!
These are plastic.
He can't fly!
They are a terillium-carbonic alloy and I can fly.
No, you can't.
[sigh] Yes, I can.
-You can't! -Can.
Can't! Can't! Can't!
I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!
Okay then, Mr. Lightbeer! Prove it.
All right then, I will.
Stand back everyone!
[toys shuffling back]
[walking]
[mechanical sound effect]
To infinity and beyond!!
[ball bounce]
[music]
[bed bounce]
[music]
Can.
[cheers] Whoa!
Oh, wow!
You flew magnificently!
I found my moving buddy!
Why, thank you.
Thank you all.
Thank you.
That wasn't flying!
That was falling with style!
Man, the dolls must really go for you!
Can you teach me that?
[laughs]
Golly bob howdy.
Oh, shut up.
In a couple of days, everything will be just the way it was.
They'll see.
[indistinctive chatter]
They'll see.
I'm still Andy's favorite toy.