FRANK UNDERWOLF: It's a tale as old as time,
three pigs, three houses.
Straw, sticks, bricks.
But only one that I really want to get into, the White Brick
House, the strongest of them all.
These others are just in my way, but not for long, because
in this town you have to know which way the wind is blowing.
And right now, it's about to get very windy.
Well, now, hello there, little Pig.
My, what a fine house you have built out of straw.
The weakest of building material.
This is almost going to be too easy.
PIG: I know you.
You're Frank Underwolf, the biggest and baddest of them
all.
FRANK UNDERWOLF: Some people say there's
too much pork in this town.
I could not agree more.
Little pig, little pig, let me in.
PIG: Not by the hair of my chinny-chin-chin.
FRANK UNDERWOLF: Well, then I'm afraid you've
left me no choice.
I'll just have to huff and puff and blow your house down.
PIG: You're full of hot air, Frank.
FRANK UNDERWOLF: Exactly.
[BLOWING]
Worked like a charm.
[LAUGHTER]
Where once there were three houses, there are now only two.
3 take away 1 on leaves 1, 2.
But my work here is not yet done.
PIG: I am telling you, Frank Underwolf
is blowing down houses.
FRANK UNDERWOLF: As we used to say back home,
sometimes to get what you want, you've
got to be a bit of a blowhard.
PIG: He says, then "I'll huff and I'll puff
and I'll blow your house down."
[SCREAMING]
[BLOWING]
FRANK UNDERWOLF: A thing of beauty.
So much for their little houses.
Now that I've gotten those two out of the way,
there's only one house left.
3 houses to take away 2 leaves 1 more house.
The White Brick House.
All right, boys, let's not make this harder than it has to be.
Little pigs, little pigs, let me in.
PIGS: OK.
PIG: It's all yours.
PIG: Sir,
PIG: Excuse me.
FRANK UNDERWOLF: Well, lookie here.
Now the White Brick House is mine.
Finally, I get what I deserve.
PIG: OK, now, guys.
Huff and puff.
[BLOWING]
[SCREAMING]
[LAUGHTER]
PIG: Our plan worked.
PIG: We fooled you.
PIG: Yeah, this wasn't a house of bricks at all.
It was just a house of cards.
[LAUGHTER]
PIG: 3 houses take away 3 houses leaves 0.
There are no houses left for you.
[LAUGHTER]
FRANK UNDERWOLF: Well, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose,
and this time the cards were stacked against me.
PIG: Hey, who you talkin' to anyway?
COOKIE MONSTER: What?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, whoa, stop the music.
Me can't have cookie for partner.
COOKIE: Why not?
COOKIE MONSTER: This why not.
Cookie!
[CHEWING AND SCREAMING]