Die!
*Yawn*
Die!
Go fetch.
Get in Garfield
I'm so glad you're finally having dinner with me Liz
-Tasty!
-NOOO!!!
Hay!
Hi there.
That's my seat.
Hay guys, let's go Trick or Treating at this house, i heard it's controlled by forces of Evil.
K Karl.
Wha-? Aw i was giving him a good nightmare.
*Groans*
(Whispers) Add a touch of magic.
You know, this is the part i don't understand about Halloween-
*Nom*
We're giving away Jon's good candy, to a bunch of midgets-
*Nom*
When we should be taking their candy instead.
Trick or Treat
*Mmm*
Where are your dumb as parents?
In that case,
i'll take that, and that, and-Oo Topaz.
*Nom*
*Slam!*
Boo!
Gotcha Garfield.
I love this day, it's the only time i get to take off my Contact Lenses-
Hay!
Where's all my candy?
I don't know; maybe Odie ate it.
Hold that thought Garfield, i need to get my Red Shirt;
it gose so well with my eyes.
Don't Forget to dump some of Odie's Blood onto the Goblins outside.
*Bang!!!* Hm? oh those damn Gnomes.
(Jon in the Distance) Get the door again Garfield!
Sure thing Jon!
Eerrr Trick or Treaeat!
Trick or Treat.
You kids get weirder every time,
Nope!
Garfield! Just give them something we don't need,
Like your food bowl.
Woof!
We don't need this thing.
No Garfield, we can't get rid of Odie;
he's all i have left from Layman.
(mumble to himself) Yeah you're right...
Taking that though,
See ya-*Slam!*
Luckily i found some more candy in the basement,
it was in a demon jar, so there's no telling how long it's been in there.
And this'll be the face i give those who take it-
Neeaarrr!
Jon
Woof
Don't ever do that face again...
I'm going to walk away now before you do that again.
(in the background) Neeaarrr
(softly asking himself) Now let's see who to go as, who to go as-
Odie!
What do you think i should go as hmm?
Woof! Woof!
Anything But! Nermal...
This is Scarlet Garcia form Mario News,
i have died my hair blonde for this occasion...
(quietly asks) What are you doing?
Oh right Catzilla,
Ah yes my old body,
yes... it's stronger, faster and better in every way;
It's Perfect...
Now this thing an't labeled so hopefully it's Jon's paint and not anything permanent.
Yeah i don't have the time to grow these fangs myself so...
Grr...
Rowrr...
Blarr...
Nar... it's just not doing it for me.
I need something to Truly Enrage my soul.
(Italian) Sono un luigi, (English) i'm a luigi,
(Italian) e ti darò una pizza. (English) and I'll give you a pizza.
Nar, i can't get angry at something i don't understand.
One, Two! (and so on)
No, no this just an't doing it for me ether.
What am i even doing? This is just stupid!
Why hi there Garfield,
Jon said i can stay here for 10 days. I hope that's not too long, but don't worry; i'll be on my Best behavior for you.
(Ferocious Roar)
He's Too Nice!
I wonder how the Star Wars Parody is going?
And this time you won't escape.
R2
(Chaos)
K board now,
i wonder what else is on?
Welcome Back, This just in;
Catzilla has escaped.
Wait, really?...
...Oh Sh**t that's not good.
People are now in peril.
Oh my Nipple.
Ooo a Trick or Treater
Aw, you look so Cu-
-TASTY!
Save me!
Nope! i an't take that candy
Ooh they locked the door,
i gotta look through the front so that they can see me through the back.
(Mario news)
Odie! Hay Odie!
Woof?
Woof
Oh look Odie it's Garfield,
Open the door,
and he looks a lot like Catzilla...
(Jon) This give me a Great Idea... (Garfield) Good... he got the idea...
OPEN UP ALREADY!!!
P-Police, Help. Catzilla's outside my house.
H-He might come in at any moment,
Please hurry.
Any moment Now!
I'm just going to break that door down.
Stop Right there
Oh No, They Found Me!
You'll Never Take Me Alive!
Stop Right there Criminal Scum!
Nobody Breaks the Law on My Watch!
Arrh, i'm too old for this-
Whoa! *Slam!*
Stop Right there Criminal Scum!
What The?-Ow Arg!
Get him boys!
What is with this abuse?
JON!!!
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!!!
Alright, let's take it back to the Zoo where it belongs.
THE ZOO?!!!
You Traitor I-
Oh, My, Gosh...
Fine!!! Enjoy your last Night!
(Jon take a breath of relief)
Woof Woof
The World will Thank me for this...
Meow!
Ho?
Hay!
You're not Catzilla, you're a pussy wussy.
Get out of the cage pussy wussy.
(Evil deep maniacal laugh)
YOU IDIOT!
Ho?
YOU JUST DOOMED THE ZOO!!!
Would ya like some Odie?
Garfield's not going to have any.
What the?-
ODIE!!!
And i thought Garfield eats all the food.
What is this soft?... Furry... Thing?...
Ow!
((deep evil roar while Jon screams)
It's Garfield's Old Body!
*puff* Odie!
Sacrifice yourself to Save me!
Hay i just got back from letting all the animals out from the Zoo, what did i miss?
(Odie's stressful pandering)
Grrr...
Oh look it's my old body.
Oh Gosh it's my old Body!
RRRUUUNNN!!!
TASTY!
Whoa!
Nope!
Get back here.
(sound of Garfield, Odie and Jon puffing)
(Howl)
Whoa, ARRR!
Huh?
(Jon screams while Catzilla attacks
Every Cat For Themselves!
Out Of The Way Pets!
Ooo That's nasty.
Super Villains First!
(Catzilla puffing)
Oh
Ow Oof ARRR!!!
*Slam!*
(Jon) Oh Gosh No. (Garfield) Whoa
(Catzilla Breathing in excitement)
Ya Hungry?
Then eat this ancient toffee.
(Catzilla's chewing soon become more helpless)
Awww, what's the matter little guy?
Having trouble?
Yeah i don't care how strong your teeth are, they an't coming back
Hay i was rummaging through your garbage until i heard you have Catzilla,
Get Him Boys!
UNHAND ME THIS INSTANT!!!
Alright let's take it back to the Zoo.
JON!!!
(Jon is just doing his Evil laughter from this)
And that's the Legend of Catzilla,
Spooky Right?
No! That whole thing was Stupid.
Let's- What The?
What is this?
A bunch of Bees?
This Means Treason.
Attention All Fellow Bees!
LEAVE!
Or be eaten.
*Buzz*
(Evil deep laugh)
Works Every Time.