Hey, Patrick, what am I now?
Er... stupid?
No, I'm Texas!
What's the difference?
[laughing]
OK, fine, stay... but I hope you like making Krabby Patties!
[groaning]
[bell ringing]
[roaring]
[groaning]
He cut off his own hand by mistake!
You mean like this?
Or like this?
Or this? Or this?
But what about this?
- Or this? Or this? Or this? Or-- - Except he wasn't a sponge!
So?
So it didn't grow back!
Oh, no!
Did you see that?
- What was that? - What was that?
Something must be wrong with my brain!
Plankton!
Hey, Squid, how about this for the show?
The amazing Mister Absorbency!
Ta-da!
Thank you.
Yeah, thanks.
SpongeBob, what are you doing?
Hi, Pearl!
Come on, it won't bite!
You look ridiculous!
Here you go!
Yup, us squirrels sure is stupid!
Dumb, dumb, dumb!
Squirrels is dumb!
OK, Sandy, OK, I get it!
No more squirrel jokes.
[groaning]
SpongeBob!
You been messing with the bull, now here comes the horns!
Sandy, no!
- Howdy, y'all! - Howdy, y'all!
I must fight!
[gargling]
No, no, no, no.
[screaming]
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[music playing]
Oh... of course!
You wanna go for a walk?
[distant laughing]
[screaming]
[clanging]
[squirting]
Hey, that worked perfectly!
I'll be in the office polishing yesterday's booty!
[gasping]
I heard that, Mr. Squidward!
Haven't you ever heard of
imitation is the sincerest form of flattery?
Oh, great, you're home!
Now you can help me with the baby!
Actually, SpongeBob, I'd love to but I'm totally beat from work.
Huh?
[laughing]
That guy got hit in the head with a coconut!
Patrick, what about my break?
Oh, yeah, you're break!
Tomorrow, I promise.
Er... OK, tomorrow.
Hello?
My pores are whistling in the wind!
[laughing]
I'll admit... you've got some pretty good moves... for a squirrel.
[laughing]
But you're still just a land creature.
Squirrels can do anything they want to!
Can you reproduce by budding?
Can ya? Can ya? Can ya? Can ya?
No!
[groaning]
Didn't you hear me? I said I'm ready.
[groaning]
That tickled!
[laughing]
[groaning]
Gary, I'm absorbing his blows like I was made of some kind of...
Spongey material!
- Oh, my-- - What's wrong with you?
My stomach feels funny.
Let's have a look-- SpongeBob!
Oh, hey, Sandy.
SpongeBob, what are you doing?
OK, shoot!
Got it! So, er... how do you stop?
I just... stop.
Then run like heck!
Not that way!
So long, SpongeLoser!
[laughing]
Huh?
[panting]
I've been training my whole life for the day I could join the Krusty Krew!
And now I'm ready!
[screaming]
[bouncing]
So, er... when do I start?