What's up guys, hope you're doing well and welcome to the Season 1 finale of Talking
to Myself...
...a talk show, where I talk to myself.
Now like I said, this is the season one finale, but next season we're coming back bigger.
That's what she said!
Really?
Yeah.
As you can see, joining us again today we have Da'Quann.
What up doe?
Prince Lay-Lay is also here.
It is such a great pleasure to be here today.
Unfortunately, Jorge could not be here today.
Taking his place we have Harold.
Hi, my name's Harold.
I work in the pharmaceutical industry.
Yo, you got that medical marijuana doe?
Da'Quann!
Umm, well no.
See, I actually sell Zyrtec.
Oh, word?
Zyrtec?
Harold, I apologize beforehand.
Oh ok, I heard of that.
That's that new stuff, right?
Much respect Harold!
Ok!
I do not understand.
You know what though, I'm gonna call you H though.
Harold, that just sounds, that sounds ridiculous.
That's like watching a Porno with no porn.
You know what I'm saying?
Da'Quann!
What are you talking about?
What?
That doesn't even make any sense.
Ok, you know what, we're just going to move on.
We're going to move on.
Today's topic is relationships.
We're talking about how to get girls.
Shoot, looks like me and you gotta do all the talking Lay-Lay cause we know H and Scoot-Scoot
ain't been in no type of relationships.
It is true.
At one point I had 27 wives.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Ok, first off, don't call me Scoot-Scoot.
Ok, don't do that.
But second off, what makes you think me and H, me and Harold, can't get the ladies?
Wait a second you had 27 wives?
I did!
Well for one, his name is Harold.
Yeah that's a valid...that's actually a valid point.
And two, you were the one who told me you met your last girlfriend at an inner beauty
pageant...where she placed first.
Ok see that is not true at all.
It's true guys!
I haven't been with a real human woman in ages.
Can you clarify what you meant when you said "real human woman."
What does that mean?
Listen H, you trying to get girls right?
All you gotta do is slip em a Zyrtec up in their drink.
Ok, see I wouldn't do that...
I already tried that.
It didn't work.
It just made them have less allergy symptoms.
H, if you want to a woman, you wait until darkness...then you sneak up behind and you
grab her by the legs and you take her to your house.
If she cannot escape within seven moons...then she is yours.
It is law.
Yeah, I would try that.
Is that true?
Ok, see I know for a fact, that is not allowed in our country.
See, we call that "kidnapping."
What do you mean?
I do not understand.
I am taking woman not a kid.
That practice has been outlawed in my country for many years.
Look H, Harold, whatever you want to be called.
You can call me H.
There isn't a specific formula to getting a girl.
I mean, sure you can do things that might increase your chances of getting with someone
of the opposite gender...like change your wardrobe, go to the gym more often, uhh..shower.
I do not understand.
But at the end of the day, you want someone who likes you for you man.
And I guarantee, that person is out there.
She's out there!
Ok?
You just gotta go out there...and you gotta find her.
You know what Scoot-Scoot, I never really though about it like that.
I'm gonna start showering.
And you know what, that girl is out there...I just gotta find her.
Or you could just go to the next inner-beauty pageant.
I'll do that actually.
When is that?
Two weeks.
Yo man, they got some fine females up in there.
Make sure you bring the Zyrtec.
That's where I met my last girlfriend.
She's a fireman.
I mean, she's a woman.
You know firemen can be women too.
Well, that's all the time we have.
Thanks for joining us.
Season 2 kicks off soon.
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No Jugamos Juegos.
Throw me the alley.
I like the crown by the way.
When did you get that?
You got that recently?
That's nice!
What is that?
Is that gold?
I'm a grown man.