-Welcome. Thank you for being here,
'cause I didn't know if you were gonna get in
because it snowed two days ago.
-Yeah.
[ Laughter ]
-People have trouble getting in.
-Yeah. I had a dog sled.
Yeah. So, we made it.
-But you actually seem to love the snow,
'cause I saw this photo of you. Look at this.
-Yeah, man.
That's me on a snowboard, going up and down the mountain,
killing it, doing all these back edges and summersaults
and things like that. I'm really good.
[ Laughter ]
-This is not a picture of you doing that at all.
It's a picture of you...
[ Laughter ]
It's a picture of you leaning against a snowboard.
-This is - this is... -You're not even attached to a snowboard.
-This is called The Instagram Life,
where you lie about how great your life is.
'Cause I don't know what the hell I'm doing
on that damn snowboard, man.
I am...
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No. No.
See the kid in the background?
I took him out.
[ Laughter ]
So, I'm just... -You knocked him down.
-I'm trying to learn 'cause my son --
3 years old, fearless -- he's doing it all.
And I want to -- I want to do it with him.
But I'm 48, and you know,
bones don't recover like they did when you were that young.
-But you -- Do you ski at all?
-All that's racism.
-What are you talking about?
-It's all --
No. They strap you into a board.
They strap you into skis.
All of that restriction -- that's -- that's -- that's --
I don't do that. That's racism.
[ Laughter ]
And that's when somebody who just can't get it,
so now, you're gonna make it all bad and horrible.
It sucks. That's racism.
I won't do it 'cause I'm black and the snow's white.
I'm not doing it.
[ Laughter ]
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-Now, Wakanda forever. It's all Waka...
[ Laughter ]
Wakanda. -Oh, I'm gonna learn that.
I'm really gonna learn hoe to s--
I really want to learn. I'm gonna learn one day.
-Your 3-year-old knows how to do it.
-Isn't that awful?
-Yeah. And they can tear it up.
-Yeah. And I push him down, sometimes.
-Hey, look, you got to learn your lesson.
But then, this guy looks like he knows what he's doing.
Look at you. What is this thing?
-This is my bike where I exercise on the ocean.
And I have a place down in the Bahamas.
So, I go out and I ride the bike around,
and it's really cool. A lot of exercise.
-Look at you. You're crushing it, man.
-Yeah. Yeah.
And you know, the only reason I'm wearing that life vest
is because I didn't want to show off the six-pack.
But...
[ Laughter ]
...the truth is, I can't swim either.
[ Laughter ]
-So, this is The Instagram Life.
-Instagram Life. And right behind me,
there's a chase boat, right here --
about 20 Bahamians right...
I need about 10 of your guys in case I go in
to get me out of this water.
Yeah.
Instagram Life, man. -Instagram Life is the way to go.
-People's lives on Instagram are amazing.
-Oh, it looks so good.
-And then, you meet them, you're like,
"Wait. Wait, what?"
Yeah. -You're like, "That's you?"
-Yeah. How did that happen? -How is the baby?
How's the 3-year-old?
-He's great, man. He's great.
Threenager, though. You dealing with that?
-Yeah. -Tantrums?
-Oh, yeah. -Yeah. Yeah.
-Pretty good ones. -Yeah, pretty good ones.
Because they know who they are, then,
and they want to throw tantrums,
and they want to control you,
and I'm not having it.
-No. -I am not having it.
-Good for you. -I'm not.
Listen, Blue Ivy is 6 years old --
Beyonce and Jay-Z -- and she tried to outbid me
on a painting at an auction,
and I wouldn't let her do it.
So, do you think that I'm gonna let my kid --
my 3-year-old -- throw a tantrum
and tell me what he's gonna do?
It's not happening, kids.
Get in line, Blue Ivy, Aman Tyler --
y'all get it together.
The adults are ruling this thing.
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Don't, man. -Don't even try it, man.
-Don't try it. Don't try it.
[ Stammering ]
-Do you read to the kid? -Yeah.
He'd grabbing all these books off of shelves and everything.
-They make all the -- "No. I want that book.
I want that book." -Yeah.
We were in the store and he grabbed this book.
And this book, I hate it.
But he loved it.
It talks about how great hid dad is --
"My dad so so great." And he wanted me to read it to him.
So, I started reading the book,
and it was saying crazy things,
like "My dad is so great.
He lets me stay up and watch television all night."
I'm like, "What?"
And I read it -- 'cause I hadn't read it.
We usually read them before we read them to him.
And he's watching. He's looking at the pictures.
And he goes, "Read this one."
It said, "My dad is so great he lets me eat hot dogs all night."
And mom's vegan.
So, she was in the kitchen. She's like,
"Don't you read that to him."
So...
So, I started changing the words.
"My dad's great 'cause he lets me
drink green juice in the morning,"
or something like that, right? -That's good.
-Yeah. He's like, "But that's not what that says.
That picture's not of green juice.
That's a hot dog." -Yeah, exactly.
-They're smart. -You every try to --
You ever try to, like -- 'cause it's later, and --
-Skip pages. -Yep.
-That's a death wish, man. Don't do that.
-They know. -They get mad.
-They get mad. 'Cause you go, "Oh,"
and then they all -- Goodnight, Moon."
Then, you skip over the oatmeal and the bunny part... -Nope.
you go, "Goodnight -- let's get to the moon."
-"What happened to the oatmeal and the bunny?"
[ Laughter ]
Yeah. -You can't pull one over on them, man.
-Kids are smart these days.
-I want to talk to you about "Acrimony."
-Yes.
-I absolutely loved it. -Yeah.
-Acrimony -- I will tell everyone --
The definition of acrimony --
This is, what? This is, uh, anger.
This is... -Bitterness.
-Bitterness. -Malice.
-Venom. -Rancor and venom.
You know how I found that out? -No.
-I was writing the movie, and I didn't have a title,
and CNN was on in the background.
And somebody was describing our current president,
and they said, "There's a lot of acrimony
in this administration."
I was like, "What does that word mean?"
I'm like...
"That's the title of the movie.
There it is.
Three it is." Yes.
-That's how you do it. -That's how you do it.
Very educational.
-That's how you do it. -Very educational.
-Just Google it, man. Check it out.
But Taraji is so good in this, man.
-Yeah. -I wish that Taraji could be here.
In fact...
she is here. Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome to the show Taraji P. Henson,
ladies and gentlemen.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yes. We are talking to Tyler and Taraji
about their new movie when we come back.
Come on back.