- I love Andy Zenor--I asked him to go to the premiere
of the new Avengers movie the other day,
and it combined his two best talents:
interviewing celebrities and drinking.
And-- [audience laughter]
Here's what happened.
[dramatic music]
- I am Iron Man!
Just kidding, Ellen. It's me.
I'm here at the premiere of the Avengers movie, "Age of Ultron."
It's gonna be a night full of superheroes.
- Hey, how are you? - I'm great, how are you doing?
- Hey, I'm--I'm better now. - Are you?
- You look lovely. - Well, you know,
I'd like to dress up as much as I could.
- What did they do to you tonight?
- What do you mean, this is what I wear all the time.
There's a lot of stuff going on on set.
Would you give us any kind of behind-the-scenes?
You don't have to name any names,
but I have a couple of dolls here that would act--
You could show us. - Okay, like,
"Ah, this is my shirtless scene.
I have to do a couple of these."
Uh, uh, uh, uh.
"My helmet hurts! Meh!"
- Do you mind playing "Paper, Rock, Scissors" with me?
- Not at all.
I thought you'd never ask.
- I don't-- - Ready, here we go.
- Okay, ready? - Ready?
(both) One, two, three!
- No! - I got you.
(both) One, two, three!
- Oh! - I can't help it!
I'm here with Stan Lee,
creator of all these characters here on the Avengers.
So, Stan Lee, if you had to create a character for Ellen,
what would that character be?
- Oh, it would have to be beautiful.
It'd have to be very smart.
Have to be quick on her feet,
and have a power that no other woman has.
- I think you just described Ellen.
I think she is a superhero.
[cheers and applause] Hey, look, it's Iron Man!
Everybody, there goes Iron Man! There goes Iron Man!
He really likes my outfit! See, Iron Man?
He totally looked at me and he was like,
"Yeah--oh, no, that's not Iron Man,
but it looks really close to Iron Man," so...
Ah... See you later, Robert!
Downey, Jr. Who plays Iron Man.
[sighs]
I'm gonna make your night a little bit better.
We're going to give you a pull out of our grab bag tonight.
Don't look! Don't look.
- Oh, that's, like, underwear. Oh, what is--
- Oh! You know what?
You got the Ellen gardening gloves.
Before you go, you want to do a little challenge?
- What do you want to do?
- Uh... [audience laughter]
- Don't make it weird. Just--
- I'm not going to make it any weirder than this.
- What are we challenging? Come on.
- If you can name--
- If you can name-- - Tell me.
- If you can name-- - What are we challenging?
- Three--all right.
- I'm taking this very seriously.
- Oh yeah. - This is the best thing ever.
[cheers and applause]
- One, two, three, four--
(both) I begin a thumb war.
- Go.
Oh, you shoot low, I see--aah.
Aah, I lost to Thor, at thumb wrestling.
- Cheers. - That's all right,
it's all good now!
Before you go, I gotta take a quick picture, do you mind?
- Of course, yeah. Let's do it.
- And... gotta get my hammer here.
I got one for you, too.
[audience laughter] Don't worry,
it's not the size that matters.
- That's a little depressing, isn't it?
- Nope, it's a hammer.
Three superhero powers in five seconds, I'll count.
Ready, go! - Flight, super strength,
invisibility.
[audience laughter]
- Ladies and gentlemen, Nick Fury.
- Wow, that's real [bleep] liquor!
[laughter and applause]
[applause]