- It's a Riverdale thing.
- No, Kevin, it's a slut shaming thing.
Does he not know who I am?
I will cut the brakes on his souped up phallic symbol.
(fist smacking) (intense music)
Now stand back and watch ladies.
You might learn something.
- Only to remind you of your place in the school,
nay, the town's social hierarchy.
- Threatened much?
Don't worry, you may be a stock character
from a 90s teen movie, but I'm not.
- It's nothing personal.
(dishes crashing)
- Neither was that, Papi.
- You and your father are obsessed with each other.
- You're diagnosing me with daddy issues?
How very intro to psych.
- [Man] If we're not careful,
our next play could be our last.
- I don't need you to mob-splain
what's best for my family.
Spoken like a true good girl who always follows the rules.
Well I don't follow rules, I make them.
And when necessary, I break them.
- What's all this?
- It's ransom money.
Not for Archie, I got him back.
No, this is from when I turned the tables on Nick
and held him for ransom instead.
Eddie night come as a matching set.
You want one, you take us both.
You wanted fire?
Sorry Cheryl bombshell, my specialty's ice.
(upbeat music) Thank you.
Great work, Reginald.
Every suburban housewife in the county
is spreading the word about our sudsy fundraiser.
- I'll a cherry phosphate and curly fries.
Girls? - I don't work at Pop's,
Cheryl, I own it.
And as of this moment, you're no longer welcome here.
- You can't discriminate against someone
because they're better looking than you.
- Cheryl, you're acting like trash
and I don't want to get a citation.
- Wait, so these are your bitches?
- I beg your misogynistic pardon?
- But I'm still proud of you.
- I'm glad you came daddy,
if only so you can see how a legitimate businesses run.
Richie, it's adorable when you underestimate me.
Come, come.
♪ I thought you'd know by now ♪
♪ I'm not your average chick ♪
♪ I leave a path of destruction ♪
♪ So don't step to my beat ♪
- Has anyone ever told you you're a badass?