- Hey, everyone, we're back 'cause you asked
us to play Until Dawn again.
- A little more spooky this time.
(playful music)
It's a little spookier this time around,
and it's not just cause of the lighting.
I read a comment that says it gets scarier.
- No, why would you read the comments?
I mean I read all of the comments.
- Let's not tell them that, I feel like we, Kelsey,
made a couple tough decisions last time
- What? - That might come back
to bite us. - Okay, in my defense
of the squirrel,
- [Zach] The squirrel was innocent.
- I know that, Zach. - And I think we should have
a moment of silence for the squirrel.
Thank you.
- I think if you could just see it from my side.
- I'm honestly glad that you're the one
with the controller because--
- No. I think you're playing this time.
- So I don't love having to do this; Chapter 2.
- Ugh, okay, you know what, I wasn't nervous until now
and then you randomly made me really nervous.
I'm not afraid of no murders.
- I'm afraid of murderers, let's not be ridiculous.
- Wow.
- This time I will not get scared
'cause we already have it, and I'm ready for it this time.
- Aw, I wanted to scare you.
It didn't work. - If you have done that
the first time, I would've lost my mind.
Jealousy, nine hours until dawn.
- It feels the same to me.
- Josh.
- Josh, complex, thoughtful, loving.
- Complex, how complex, a murderer?
Ah shoot, oh, gossip, a 100%.
- So Matt and Emily are a thing now?
- Yeah, okay.
- So it seems.
- I mean, what's Mike think of that?
- I have a feeling Mike's already got his hands full
you know what I mean?
- Yeah, I know what you mean.
- There's a million was in there.
- You're locked out of your own house?
Good opening.
- Are you saying we should break in?
- I don't think it's technically breaking in
if you own the place, right?
- I think Chris has a point.
Josh just said, "It's not a crime
"if you don't get reported."
Chris is confident even with that haircut.
- How are you doing?
- Good but a little cold.
- She wants you to hug her.
- Yeah, okay so. - Cuddle.
- They like each other.
Or are we making them like each other?
- They like each other. - Okay.
(Kelsey gasps)
- What's that mean? - I don't know.
- And make some snow angles, right?
- This is a tough decision. - I would protest.
- I think we would protest,
but does Chris, I think, protest?
- It doesn't matter if Chris wants.
It matters what we want, we're playing god.
- That's my girl, cut it out.
- I mean, you're not gonna bang her.
Maybe Mike will take up the case.
- Mike would.
Is this T for teen?
Is it M for mature?
- I don't know, they didn't ID me when I bought it.
(Kelsey laughs)
- A more perfect ripe scenario
just dripping with erotic possibilities.
You and Ashley along at last.
- Oh, he killed everyone.
- I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about him.
- I dislike him.
The way he talks about women is uncomfortable.
- We disagree. I don't know. - Don't agree.
Even Chris, who shot a squirrel, is better than this kid.
- It's the classic conundrum, you're in the friend zone.
You have a great friendship. - There's no friend zone.
- Do you want to. - People are friends.
- He wants to be more than that,
but doesn't want to ruin the friendship,
by coming on like, "I like you, like you."
- Is that what happened with you and your girlfriend?
- Yeah, but it worked out.
It was risky, but it worked out.
Clue found, axe holder.
- But the ax isn't there!
We didn't see him holding an ax though.
It was a machete. - Multiple.
Multiple murderers, that's a great point.
I think it was a machete,
and maybe a flamethrower. - Yes.
- But that could've been something I dreamed.
I have nightmares, let's not talk about it.
- Wait, you've had nightmares about this game?
- Let's continue on.
We're breaking into our own place, which again,
don't make no sense. - Our own cabin.
- Chris that was as-- - Parkour!
- graceful as it could've been.
- Parkour, parkour!
(glass breaks)
- Oh no, oh no.
- Chris, you oaf.
He's just rolling around, breaking lights.
- No, the light was up there, and he was down there.
- Oh.
- I'm pretty sure that I've got some deodorant
in one of the bathrooms.
You could use that with the lighter.
- He's a prankster.
- I don't follow, how does a stick of deodorant gonna help?
- Spray on, it's a can.
- Oh, a flamethrower.
- Just like we do with the army dudes.
- Yelp, the one's we melted.
Just point the spray can in the lighter, and pssh.
- Josh knows how to make a flamethrower.
I think I'm actually onto something here.
A totem! - Uh oh, we got a totem.
- Okay.
- Oh, god.
- A lizard is on it. - Oh, god.
- Okay, screams, fire, a scare, was that a scarecrow?
- It looked like it was a person dying and burning.
- I thought it was a scarecrow.
- It could've been, I don't know.
- But someone was screaming.
Ex-janitor convicted for arson.
Swears revenge on movie mogul's family.
- Oh, call her a f'ing whore, well, there you go, the news.
- We get the news.
(both laugh)
We get the news.
We follow up.
We ask the tough questions.
- Stop using inside jokes
in the middle of our filming, Zach.
- Okay, family portrait, what's that say?
- The Washington family. - The Washington family.
- Josh Washington. - How is this saying.
it's a clue? - Josh Wash.
- It's just like, people lived here
that we already knew lived here.
- Maybe Chris is just that stupid, he was like, wait.
(Kelsey shrieks)
What was it?
- The door was opened, and then it closed.
- Spooked.
- I thought it was all locked.
- Well, should we go into the door then?
- Yeah.
I don't want to.
- This amped up the scary level, a lot.
Get the hell out of this house, it's locked.
- My heart is beating so fast. - Sam and other girl.
Chris isn't scared at all.
- Chris thought it was not a scary noise.
- Shouldn't you be like getting the lock open or something.
- Yeah, it won't budge.
- We gotta find something.
- How about try again?
One more time? - Have you ever heard
that insanity is trying the same thing multiple times
and expecting a different result?
- It won't budge.
- Cool.
- Insanity is hearing these voices I'm hearing
in the headphones that I hope you're hearing as well.
- No, what?
- New message on the phone machine.
- That's the most aggressive new message noise.
- [Tate] This is Sergant Tate again.
It's bad news I'm afraid.
- Creepy voice.
- [Tate] We've been through the case files
and there's nothing we can do, he's a free man.
- Get out, get out.
- [Tate] I know it's not what you wanted to hear so call me.
- Why would he call the empty house?
- Look at him hold the lighter by his knee.
Just in case I wanted the whole place to go down.
- It looks like he's holding it by his crotch.
- I just wanna light up my crotch real quick.
- I want the light emanating from my crotchal region.
Cool.
- Another locked door.
- Why aren't there?
- It's just a palm tree. - It's a plant.
- I'm lost in this house.
Oh, the bathroom, oh.
Right, to the get the deodorant
so that we can make a flamethrower.
- Right, as one does.
Inferno for men.
(both shriek)
- Stop it with the scares!
Why, why?
- That is cheap.
- What was that, it was like
some random feral animal. - Where'd it go?
- I'm flamethrowering the door.
- Oh, he's heating it up so it melts the ice.
- Oh.
And then he grabs the hot knob and goes, ow!
Not this time.
- Yeah, same.
- Tryna let his pump in now.
Classic Mike, oh, they just came from the snowball fight.
Oh cause we made this happen.
- Yeah we did.
- So Matt and Mike have beef because of us.
- Take a load off, have whatever you want.
(Zach groans)
just take whatever you want anyway.
- Whoa.
- Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight.
- I hope they fight.
- Butterfly effect update, oh my god, oh my god!
- Warn him to stay away from Emily or, I saw you and Em.
Matt might be new here, but he's up for the challenge.
- I saw you and Em in the telescope.
- I was looking through the telescope.
- We ran into each other.
It'd been a while so we hugged and I said hello.
Is that against the law?
- I would apologize, but that's who I am.
- Watch yourself, Mike.
(Kelsey laughs)
Yeah.
Oh, is Mike gonna murder me now?
- Are you tryin' to swallow his face whole.
Seriously can she be any more obvious?
- But don't forget,
Emily used to date Mike.
- Did you say something?
- Oh, did you not hear me, was your sluttiness too loud?
- Sounds like someone's bitter she didn't make the cut.
- This is the content I'm here for.
Them all fighting with each other.
(Kelsey gasps)
Which one is he dating? - Emily.
- Oh, well we can't chill out Emily, or he's gonna be in--
- He's gonna be in a lot of trouble.
- We're gonna, that's uncalled for, Jess.
- You're making everyone uncomfortable, Jess.
- Oh, they never say exactly what the option is.
- Yeah. - And that's misleading.
- You couldn't buy a moldy loaf of bread
with your skanky ass.
- Are you serious?
- I've never heard anyone speak like this
to each other before.
- This game goes from terrifying
to just the best gossip I've ever heard, okay.
- Provoke him.
- Okay, shut your mouth, Jess or Emily, stop.
We've brought Matt down such this path
of him constantly starting confrontation with Mike.
- He can't win anything poor Matt.
- If he says, Emily, stop, Emily's gonna be mad.
If he says, shut your mouth, Jess, Jess is gonna be mad.
- Who cares about Jess.
- Shut your mouth, Jess.
- Jess, you need to shut your mouth.
- Oh, that time he did say what I picked.
- You're the one who needs to keep you nose
out of other peoples business.
- Oh yeah.
- Get in your business, you bitch.
- Get real, 'cause I am down to get real.
- Are they gonna fight?
- Okay, Josh, thank you.
This is kinda why I came up here,
to have them all gossip and be mad at each other.
Mike's gonna diffuse the situation, I guess.
- [Man] Right up the trail.
- Where's my bag?
- Oh.
- [Emily] My bag, the little bag with pink pattern,
the one I got on Rodeo.
- We were supposed to watch her bags last time.
Matt can't win.
Everyone hates Matt.
- Come on huh, we'll be back soon.
- [Matt] And then we can get warm.
- We can get very warm.
- She flipped real quick, not mad Matt anymore,
I don't think.
- I don't know what's happening.
These people are so like. - They're hot.
- Up and down with their feelings.
Yeah, you go.
- Hayden hasn't said a line the whole episode,
and she just goes, alright, guys.
I'm gonna go take a bath. - Same.
- Oh, this is gonna be one of those things
where we don't wanna watch again.
- How far is this cabin, anyway.
- This cabin, is the coziest,
most romantic, love den.
- Pull up your pants, girl.
- Yeah.
- [Mike] That's something I can help you with.
- They just keep hitting on each other.
- [Mike] I got a few things in mine.
Guess this thing needs juice or something.
- What, the gate's locked?
Oh, it's totem time.
- Oh my god, totem.
Totem it up. - She said, okay.
- Gotta know, I gotta know.
- Danger totem.
- I wonder why do none of these characters be like,
hey listen. - I just saw a totem.
- I just saw something weird.
Right? - Mike's like,
was that my friend getting punched in the face, hmm.
- [Jess] I wish you could generate a little excitement
about getting the freaking generator to work.
- I'm about to break up with Jess.
(Kelsey laughs)
Mikey. - He's giving himself
congratulatory names. - He goes by Mikey.
- And he also gives himself a nickname.
- A lot of nicknames in this.
- Hot and cold button there with Jess.
(Kelsey shrieks)
No, no, no no, no, no, no, no, no.
- We're gonna die.
- I am not psyched, I am psyched out.
(Kelsey shrieks)
- Oh, police tape.
Regarding the dead sisters.
- Wait, what do you remember?
- I hope they're at peace, or what do you remember?
Oh, I'm tryna get that. - Oh, ask.
Yeah, get the deets. - To get the juice.
- It's all such a blur,
I can barely even remember what happened.
- Well, what I remember is that we played a stupid.
- Okay.
- That probably got.
- Oh okay, so she blames herself.
- It's not our fault they ran into the woods.
- It's kinda your fault.
- Wait so they were all like friends before.
And then they all changed partners.
- Yeah.
Oh, someone just screamed.
- A woman.
- Well, someone just got maybe brutally murdered.
But we're about to go to the cabin.
- They're path is blocked, and it's not Snorlax.
- I wish it were. - Ruined.
- Ohhhh!
Honestly - Jess, you dumb butt.
What are you doing?
- Eh, oh, she's okay, she's fine.
- [Mike] Oh crap you scared the heck out of me.
- Do we just tell her to like, kinda do it herself?
Appearance is a lot, and we're gonna go with heroic.
I'm heroic guy. - Yeah.
- I'm tryna. (Kelsey shrieks)
Thank goodness we had him jump down.
- Yes, yes, move the cart thing.
- Yes, we fell into like a mine.
Alright, Mike, let's go deep into the mine shaft.
Oh. - No, no, no, no, no.
- Oh, I had to click a button.
Saved us. - Constant vigilance.
- Saved us.
- Do you think that you would've been crushed
if you'd not pressed that button?
- I don't know, they could've died.
- I don't think - Or maybe he like hurts
his foot or something.
- There's just too many stakes.
- Oh no, another totem. - Oh no.
- How many totems? - Oh no.
- None of these have come true yet.
- This is probably a death totem.
- A cat totem or a bird. - I think it's a death totem.
- Oh, oh no.
- A fortune, that did not seem fortunate.
She was in her underpants, all scraped up.
(Kelsey groans)
- Do they decide to not go to the cabin?
Areas at risk. - Well.
Pretty much all of 'em.
- Yep, okay.
- They would've been better - Unlike everything.
to make a map that says here's the one area
that isn't risky to be in.
(Kelsey hums)
I'm speedwalking out of here.
- Why is he like looking directly to the left?
- That's my fault, I'm trying to book it
and then making him like he's like me
not trying to look that scared.
Anything here? - No, no, no, go to the cabin.
- I like to make sure I get everything.
- There's not a get everything, this is not Mario.
- Totems, totems.
- Gonna look at the cabin, gonna look at my murderer.
- She's about to see something - Gonna look at my murderer.
- Wait, she saw something.
- Knew it.
- You ready?
- I'm not ready.
Ooh, what was that?
- It was a.
- What was that?
- Are we not gonna talk about what that was?
Oh, we weren't supposed to see anything.
- But that had that jump scare.
- I think that was a bird or a murderer.
Jess won't go fast.
- Oh, you hear that?
- Yeah.
- Oh there's a deer. - Oh look it's an elk.
- An elk.
- I don't know, maybe it.
Bird, listen.
- I'm more upset about the bird brain joke she just said.
She's a jokester, witty.
- It's just answering it's matting call.
- Wow, you're easy.
- Yeah, gotta lot of love to give.
- I don't think that changed the course of the game.
- It says status update.
- That joke just killed Mike.
- How far is this cabin?
- Well, you guys go take a walk.
It's about a seven mile hike up to the cabin
in the freezing cold winter.
Oh my gosh.
- No, Josh clearly didn't prep anything.
He couldn't even get into his own house.
- Surprised that the dude who doesn't have a key
to his own house didn't clear out the brush.
- Hey Mike, you got something on your face.
- Are we gonna do another snowball?
Uh oh, I feel like this one might not end well.
- No, yeah, I don't think this is a cute snowball.
I think this is scary snow, no is she gone?
- Oh. Oh!
- Oh no, she gone. - She gone, no.
- No, no, no, no, no, no, she yelling.
Oh no, no, no.
Did we choose something that made her go?
- Is that it?
(eerie music)