• From fantasizing about bread to sucking on a pacifier as a teenager, the Planet Dolan
crew re-enact some of the best true stories from our subreddit about our weirdest secrets.
I’m Nixxiom and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by StockImageViolet Andie
Everyone loves freshly baked bread.
But some of us love it more than others…
My friend Andie has a deep dark bready secret.
Whenever she sees bread she can’t help but notice how soft it is.
She fantasizes about lying on a big fluffy loaf of bread and often draws pictures of
characters doing this.
The worst part is sometimes Andie becomes on bread that she just stares at it.
If her friends or family catch her like this she has to pretend she’s just zoning out.
Andie desperately wants to hug a bread loaf, but knows this would make her look like a
freak.
And, besides that, she doesn’t like the idea of having to clean off all those crumbs!
Number 9 was submitted by LiaIsLost Pandora Pandora’s secretly likes making people think
she’s a guy.
She does this by wearing a disguise.
First she puts on two sports bras and some really baggy clothes.
Then she hides her hair in a hat and puts on this really deep masculine voice.
It fools people every time!
She has no idea why she does this.
It just makes her happy.
None of her friends know, so let’s keep it between us, okay?
Number 8 was submitted by amegafuru Doopie Doopie’s weirdest secret definitely doesn’t
involve baggy clothes!
Whenever her roommate goes out of town Doopie likes to strip off and waltz around their
apartment completely naked.
Sounds harmless, right?
Unfortunately it’s backfired on her a few times.
One time Doopie’s roommate unexpectedly came home early from a trip.
Doopie was doing some nude cooking at the time and had to scramble to cover herself
with some hand towels!
Talk about awkward…
I hope she washed them!
Number 7 was submitted by Awesomeastwo1 Dolan I think Dolan must have been a cat in a past
life.
His weirdest secret was he liked to sleep on top of his dresser.
Every night his mom would tuck him into bed, kiss him on the head and say, “Sweet dreams
honey”.
But as soon as she was gone, Dolan would jump out of bed and climb up onto his favourite
dresser.
He’d spend the night up there with some thick quilts and fluffy pillows.
Somehow Dolan kept this secret up for eight months.
That is until the day he got his foot stuck in a drawer!
He couldn’t make it out on his own so he had to call his mom for help.
She came to the rescue and Dolan got into a lot of trouble.
Number 6 was submitted by LittleLLion3 Pringle When Pringle was ten he was a big weirdo who
loved the taste of flour.
He loved it so much that he would wait till midnight then sneak into the kitchen to binge
eat flour out of the bag.
Sometimes, he would stuff his whole mouth with flour and walk back to his room to eat
it.
After two months of his binge eating addiction, Pringle threw up at two am.
The noise ended up waking his parents and they discovered his shameful secret.
The next morning they enforced a strict two-week ban on eating cooking ingredients.
It was a rough time for Pringle.
Number 5 was submitted by 9kirby99 Shima Shima’s weirdest secret is kind of a sensitive
topic for her.
She has this fantasy of being swallowed whole by someone the same size as her.
Especially someone she likes.
Naturally her friends and family have no idea.
She stresses that this isn’t a dangerous fantasy.
Shima sees it more as a way to get close to someone, like a form of intimacy.
She says she wants to be inside them.
After some research Shima discovered this fantasy is called ‘vore’.
So although it might be a little unusual, she’s definitely not alone!
Number 4 was submitted by plebeiangoth Emojie Emojie’s most disturbing secret is he walked
in on his friend’s parents having sex when he was eight years old.
He and his friend were having a climbing race to the roof.
Emojie’s friend wanted to climb up there through her bedroom window and she told Emojie
to do the same from her parents’ window.
Playing along, Emojie snuck into her parents’ room to execute their stealthy plan.
What he didn’t expect to see was his friend’s parents going at it at like rabbits at noon
with company visiting.
Emojie never told his friend what he saw but she could tell something was wrong.
Poor Emojie.
He’s seen some shit.
Number 3 was submitted by ShinySolstice Hellbent Hellbent’s biggest secret is that he liked
to suck on a baby pacifier – all the way until he was sixteen!
To stop his parents finding out Hellbent only did this strange habit at his grandma’s
house.
But Grandma Hellbent was a big enabler!
She let him keep a huge collection of dummies in one of her cabinets.
Hellbent remember being especially attached to a purple one.
He was addicted to it.
He loved the way it felt between his fingers and it would always calm him down.
The only person who knew about it was his best friend.
“Yeah, and if you tell anyone I’ll break your fucking neck!”
Number 2 was submitted by iiiSalty Snewpee Snewpee’s weirdest secret is she likes to
write weird fanfictions about her friends and her crushes.
I know what you’re thinking.
“That’s not that weird!”
Well, sure, except in the eighth grade that was all Snewpee did!
She wrote dozens of them, and some of them were really messed up.
When Snewpee had a fight with her friend she wrote the friend and her little brother into
an incest fanfiction.
She also wrote a two-part story about another friend getting decapitated and her doing things
to the body.
Part one was about her severed head and part two was about the body…
A year later, Snewpee’s mom found all of her fanfictions and, err…
Well, you can bet Snewpee had some explaining to do!
And number 1 was submitted by me.
My weirdest secret is that I bang every single woman on this channel and nobody even knows
about it.
*maniacal laughing*
…I wish.
Alright Huge thanks for the folks over on our Planet Dolan subreddit for submitting
their stories.
We have another question for you: “What’s the most embarrassing time you were caught
naked?”
Let us know in the Reddit page linked below and you might be featured in a future countdown.