[hammer pounding]
What in the world is she doing?
Quiet!
[whistle blowing]
This is a library! Can't you read!? People are trying to study!
How can you be so rude!?
[foghorn blowing]
Ssh.
Strike! Whoo!
[all cheering]
I can't concentrate with all of this.
Yeah, but she sure can bowl.
[motorcycle engine revving]
Hey quiet! Stifle! Walk! Stop please!
[drumsticks beating]
[drums beating]
Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hey. Could you calm that down?
[foghorn blowing]
Young man, this is a library! Do you see that stifle sign?
Yeah, but, but you--
[foghorn blowing]
Out!
Hypocrite.
[foghorn blowing]
She started playing with a drum and blender.
What librarian makes all that noise in a library?
[jackhammer running & whistle blowing]
[fly buzzing]
[alarm sounding]
There's a fly! There's a fly! A fly in the library everyone! A fly!
[fly buzzing]
[alarm sounding]
Stop laughing this is a library!
[alarm sounding]
[fly buzzing]
Ssh.
I'm gonna sneak up on the fly!
[all yelling]
There. That's what happens when you make noise in a library.
Tell your friends.
[bell dinging]
Time to feed the parrot!
It's time to feed the parrot!
Time to feed the parrot!
- Quiet! - Quiet.
- This is a library! - This is a library.
[whistle blowing]
Noisy bird! Can't you read the signs?
No.
[all laughing]
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Quit laughing!
This is a library not a chuckle hut!
[groaning]
I did it.
I'm the strongest librarian in the world!
[all applauding]
[whistle blowing]
Stop clapping!
Can't you read the signs? Quiet! Silence! Hush! Ssh!
This is a library, not a chatter shack!
Stick! Stick you labels, stick!
[screaming]
Gesúndheit!
Now get your sneezing butt out of the library!
And you're loud!
[doorbell dinging]
Hush, bell! This is a library, not a ringamerarium!
[organ playing]
Charge!
[organ playing]
Charge!
[organ playing]
Charge!
Excuse me.
Could you please stop playing that organ?
[whistle blowing]
Stop talking! You have a choice! Silence, or violence!
Time to test my strength on this carnival device.
[groaning]
[dinging]
I did it!
I hit the bell! I'm the mightiest librarian in the land.
You're mighty loud!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Noise maker!
- Hello? Hello? It's Miss Fingerly. - What!?
[laughing]
Who's laughing now, Fingerly?
Scrub, scrub, scrubbing my mocks!
Scrub, scrub, scrub. Oh!
Gotta dry my mockies.
See you later, blue thing.
[washing machine running]
Who wears moccasins?
That's your complaint?
Who uses appliances in a library?
Ow!
Zip it!
Enough with the tomfoolery.
This is a library, not a chatnasium.
[buzzing]
What an unusual place to get a tattoo.
The arm? That's a very common place for--
No, no, no, the library.
For the love of solitude, stop talking!
What does this say?
I said, what does this say?
[audience laughing]
Quiet?
Stop talking!
I need to go to a quiet, relaxing place.
[audience laughing]
Come get some shrimp! Tender, jumpy, fly!
Come get some shrimp! Oh it makes me smile!
Can you believe she's doing this?
Seriously, there is way too much garlic butter on this shrimp.
That's not what I meant.
Stop the jabbering!
Maybe I can sing some sense into you kids with my barbershop quartet,
The Silencios.
Quiet!
- Quiet! - Quiet!
Wow! A new electric guitar!
I can't wait to try this out with my band,
Hushbaum and the Hard Covers.
One, two, three, four!
[rock music playing]
This is ridiculous.
I'm going to a normal library where stuff like this doesn't happen.
[rock music playing]
I think they're pretty good.
[rock music playing]
Quiet! Quiet! Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet!
Great! Now once lightning hits the flux capacitor on the roof,
electricity will flow through the wires and give my creation life!
[electricity zapping]
It's alive!
Oh no, I shouldn't have shopped at discountshackles.com.
That's it, I'm out!
Hey! Run for your lives quietly!
What am I?
[groaning]
Quiet monster! This is a library!
[groaning]