couple of days ago I had an opportunity to go out to lunch with a half a dozen eight
or nine sidewalk department store Santa Claus guys yeah here in New York City we went to
the Second Avenue Deli down at Second Avenue and 10th Avenue Second Avenue and 10th Street
wonderful wonderful restaurant and we just sat around and we told stories about the holidays
watch [Music] and where do you work Bloomingdale's right here in the city oh man that's a pretty
good gig isn't it what sort of uh unusual things happened to you in this job I'm sitting
up here uh getting them a picture taken with a little kid I'm trying to hold them got him
around the neck Every Which Way yeah and to retali he sets his teeth oh are you in there
right bite your bite your fur right here in the following reenactment the part of the
child will be played by Richard Simmons
how many things I would like a Barbie doll and I'd like the new Barbie house I'm like
Ken I like all of Ken's friends wait a minute you can't have all that I can um
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now what kind of things have been thrown at you cheeseburger well we have this one and
we have another one here it's the Hamburger because all day long with french fries I know
you get candy but you don't get fried Big Balls of gum gumballs for Santa yes he's Gotta
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memorable happened to you as Santa I had a an unusual request from uh from a young man
probably about every bit of four or five years old he said you can't you can't put the gifts
under the tree this year last year the gifts were put under the tree my favorite gift was
there I got down looking at it and Nana was coming down the steps as Nana goes to step
off the last step she does a header into the Christmas tree which in turn on as this young
man described it proceeded to smash his uh race car set that was there into pieces all
over the floor the point of nana will be played by Richard Simmons I'm a little confused I
I don't exactly know what you want me to do I'm just gonna fall onto this box fall onto
the Box yeah the point of Nano will be played by Richard Simmons I'm not a stunt man okay
if you want to get Chuck Norris if somebody appreciate it please do it yes for Dave for
Dave okay
together
you know at the Late Show we have our own Late Show Santa Claus Leonard here he comes
Merry Christmas you fat red bastards
thank you for doing so many wonderful things to so many wonderful people and uh in return
I now would like to do something wonderful for you if you don't mind foreign
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