Oh you bad huh?
Straight street Boilermakers.
Aunty Donna.
Let me tell you a little story about the three baddest boys of comedy turned rap freestyle prodigies
Now the rap kings of the jungle like Mowgli
They came saw and conquered so hard Arnold Schwarzenegger jumped in his car and drove
the fuck out of town!
They tore the roof off like old Rome buildings, they brought the scene to its knees like a goal kicker
They got the strength of an ant but with balls bigger
Aunty Donna all about that money like a gold digger
Fuck your pen and paper they masters of off
of the dome spitting on the spot like a road infringement
They freestyle, no writtens still blowing all you pussies away like you foam kittens
Shark attacks the most fear they got haters hoping the coast clear cos they taking these
nuts they're lyrical castrators Aunty Donna baddest motherfuckers in the rap
game get em Mark I'm so rich you can't touch me I got heaps
of cars and planes.
Vroom Vroom!
I got like fifty hundred planes and I got twenty cars at least minimum.
Vroom Vroom!
I take a car put it in a plane fly my plane around with the car in the plane
Then I take the plane put it in a bigger car now I got a car plane car.
And guess what's inside the car?
What?
About 50 dogs and all the dogs reckon I'm sick That's a lot of dogs
and they love because dogs feel love it's a scientific fact look it up
I fucken will Then I get that plane and I put it on a truck
Put it on a truck now I got a truck plane car plane truck
in my garage which is a double garage So wide motherfucker!
Put your hands up for the greatest in the world
Words so ex-temporary and good they'll make you hurl
They only fuck diamonds and they only shit pearls
Cos they're the best freestylers, they're the best freestylers in the world
Yeah!
They're the best freestylers in the world Yeah you know what to do now Zach
*Burps* That's fucken disgusting.
Going in now.
They're the best freestylers in the world. Come on get em Zach get em boy
Everybody goes where do you get that swag?
I'll tell you where I got that swag my friend I got it from Target and then they go Target
Wow Yeah yeah yeah
You look like a gangster sir well I say well that's cos Mum sticks diamantes on my pants
I said 'Mum, I wanna look like a gangster go to Jay Jay's' she said 'Zach you can't go
to Jay Jay's' What?
'They charge something like $70 for pants That's too much for pants!
Tell you what we'll get some nice pants from Target and I got put some diamentes- diamon- diamantes
on them and it looks like I got some diamond swag
Crystal and swag Sip it up! Sip it up!
Put your hands up for the greatest in the world
Only drink bottled water with the curly wurly straw Slurp slurp
Yesterday night they sucked off their own dickholes
Cos they're the best freestylers
They're the best freestylers in the world Yeah
They're the best freestylers in the world You know working in the industry
I've met so many famous people They're the best freestylers in the world
I work in the arts and I've met lots of high profile people Makes sense
including Lindy Burns at ABC yes I have Google it motherfucker
And I've met Hamish Blake and I've met Rove McManus and I've met John Wood from Bikie Wars
And I- when I worked at the MCG Gotta get that munster
One day they told me Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were coming to watch the football
and I was like 'oh wowee' and I saw them walk in they went into a corporate box and they
had some party pies Yeah yeah yeah sauce!
Yes they did and then they came out later but apparently I was on my break but he was genuinely quite
short and muscular and Guy Pearce was there too
With sauce.
Put your hands up for the greatest in the world Come on put em up
We only eat Sumatran Tigers there are less that 400 left in the world Spit out the bones
They all understand not many words rhyme with world
Cos they're the best freestylers They're the best freestylers in the world
I own several flashy cars I love to listen to Bruno Mars
And I've got some bras That's true
And I go to the tar pit in LA I was gonna say tars
Oh no fars What?
Spas Oh ha
You're thrown me off cos I couldn't say tars Oh no
Donna Lars
Aunty Donna