So Feng E, good to see you again.
Me too.
Oh, good.
OK.
So you were on the show.
And did your friends see you on the show?
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
In Taiwan, when The Ellen Show broadcasts,
there aren't any Chinese subtitles.
So they--
So they just see me talking and don't know what I'm saying?
Yes.
Oh, you understood that.
OK.
So you understand a little bit of English.
A little.
Yeah.
And why won't they put--
do they usually put subtitles on American shows there?
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
Depends on the show.
Oh, they just don't think I'm important to--
you don't need to hear what she's saying.
Just look at her.
So you're in sixth grade, right?
Yes.
And how is that going?
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
OK.
So, in class, all of my grades are pretty OK.
But in music class, my grades are very, very normal.
And they have me play something called a recorder.
Yeah.
They make all of us do that, for no reason.
All of us have to play that thing that we'll never
play again in our lives.
Yes.
Are you good at that?
No.
I think you'd be good at everything,
because you play the ukulele.
And then, now, you're playing electric guitar, right?
Yes.
Yeah.
What else do you want to learn?
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
It's just one question, just, what else does he want--
[LAUGHTER]
I don't know what you're telling him.
But just ask him what I'm saying.
OK, sorry.
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
See?
That was that short!
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
So a finger style guitar, besides the electric guitar?
Finger style?
What's a finger style?
[LAUGHTER]
Acoustic.
Oh, acoustic.
Yes.
Well, don't just-- ask him.
Don't look at me and go, I don't know.
We're not having a conversation.
I'm asking him, what is a fingerstyle?
Acoustic.
You don't know that!
[LAUGHTER]
Ask him!
OK.
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
Well, he knows what a fingers style is.
But we don't!
[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
Never mind.
OK.
I've lost interest.
Sorry.
All right.
What are you going to perform today?
I will play "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana.
You're playing "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana?
Yes.
That's fantastic.
All right, head on over.
OK.
All right.
[MUSIC - "SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT"]
Well, we heard you wanted to learn
how to play electric guitar.
So we got you this.
We got you something.
[APPLAUSE]
Thank you!
We got you a Fender electric guitar.
We'll be right back.