>> Crazy Nate: Before we go any further I know some of you are watching everything you missed,
and you haven't actually watched the live action remake that Disney made of Pinocchio.
And I want to say I've watched every live action that Disney's made so far,
and I think Pinocchio might be the best (live action) movie that they've ever made.
So you need to go watch it if you have Disney plus there you go.
But there are a few cuss words in the movie so you might want to
watch it before letting your little ones watch it and decide if that's for you.
But don't worry there's no cuss words in this show because we're better.
Okay that's long enough of a disclaimer, let's cut
the strings and uncover everything you missed in Disney's Pinocchio.
(intro music plays)
Okay now you're gonna see a bunch of Disney movies that get cameos in Pinocchio,
but first I want to point out a pattern I'm seeing here.
Luke Evans was Gaston the bad guy in the live action Beauty and the Beast.
>> Gaston: Did you honestly think she'd want you?
>> Crazy Nate: And now he's the Coachman, the bad guy in the live action Pinocchio.
The Coachman is also the Bartender.
>> Bartender: Have a tall one.
>> Crazy Nate: Are you still a bartender if you only serve root beer?
But Luke gets his own Easter egg, when he's singing trying to convince Pinocchio to go to
Pleasure Island with him and all the other kids, you hear him sing all for one, and one for all.
>> The Coachman: Afraid of having fun, it's all for one, and one for all.
>> Crazy Nate: Now there's so many versions of the Musketeers that's been made,
and they're all like the same thing. But all of them have the same line.
>> D'Artagnan: What about the motto of the Musketeers?
All for one and one for all one.
>> Mickey Mouse: All for one!
>> Goofy: And two for tea.
>> Crazy Nate: And get this, Luke was also Aramis in the Three Musketeers. That guy.
>> The Coachman: It's over one, and one for all.
>> Athos: All for one.
>> The Musketeers: And one for all!
>> Crazy Nate: If you take a look at Honest John,
you will notice his cape is actually a window curtain.
He also takes a stab at Pinocchio for being made out of pine, but Honest John isn't actually wrong.
>> Honest John: Thank heavens, you must be constructed of pretty sturdy Oak.
>> Pinocchio: I'm pine, that's why I'm called...
>> Honest John: Ah, yes pine. Well it can't all be constructed of Quality Lumber.
>> Crazy Nate: Oaks hardiness which is how much it's squishy is almost double that of pine.
Speaking of pine, remember Chris Pine?
>> Honest John: I've got it! Chris Pine.
>> Crazy Nate: Well he's a real person, and you've probably seen him before if you saw Wonder Woman.
In Wonder Woman he was Steve Trevor.
And Gideon his sidekick also has their initials carved in the Mallet.
Gideon and Honest John.
Now let's check out the Apple thing.
Ever wonder why you give an apple to your teacher?
>> Geppetoo: This is an Apple for your teacher.
>> Crazy Nate: This is buried in our history.
Back in the oldie days of the American frontier,
basically the teacher would rely on the community for their food,
and their housing, and in exchange they would be teaching their little brats.
And back then apples were the most common thing that people had an abundance of.
So they got apples, and if you wanted a better grade,
spice things up because who wants to live on apples alone?
Give your teacher like a steak, or a yummy sourdough loaf of bread, or a donut.
Okay I'm getting hungry I gotta stop.
Back to the video!
But watch the teacher, she's at the rear of the Rope line making
sure all the kids stay on the Rope.
But then just a few moments later, where did she go?
She's nowhere to be seen.
We don't get to see Geppetto play the accordion in this
one even though he played it in the original one.
But if you look closely you will see he had a violin in both movies.
Maybe the violin was owned by his wife.
Another movie that had both, was 1968's Pippi Longstocking.
Both Pippi Longstocking and Pinocchio tied brushes to their feet and mopped the floor.
They also couldn't pass up on this cheeky little joke either.
>> Jiminy Cricket: oh, excuse me ma'a.
>> Crazy Nate: If you remember this is a call out to the original movie.
>> Jiminy Cricket: uh, I beg your pardon.
>> Crazy Nate: If you don't speak Italian you may not know what Sapone means,
and I don't speak Italian so I don't know what it means either.
But wait, I went and Googled it for you so you don't have to.
It means soap.
So Jiminy Cricket is literally giving his soapbox speech on a box of soap.
But the original one, he was standing on a box of matches.
Seems like Disney wanted to pull back a little bit and make it a less flammable prop.
Another thing that changed to be more PC is smoking cigars,
and who's giving out the cigars.
And now they are just drinking root beer,
and did they give this girl fake food because literally none of the food is going in her mouth.
If it was my guess she's probably not eating it because they have to retake
these scenes like a dozen times and she probably already ate a dozen donuts.
Now let's go back into Geppetto's
little storefront slash home thing that he's got going on.
If you keep a close eye on the wall you will see Roger Rabbit and his wife Jessica Rabbit.
Now this was nice of Robert Zemeckis to include
them in his movie since Who Framed Roger Rabbit include Pinocchio in their movie.
>> Crazy Interview guy: Hold up wait a minute something ain't right.
>> Crazy Nate: Robert Zemeckis is actually the director of both movies.
Now we have a picture of a boy that is believed to be Geppetto's son who
inspired him to make the doll in the first place.
And this is probably because he was so lonely.
But why isn't there a picture of Costanza assuming to be his wife?
Probably because this movie takes place in roughly 1826.
And ironically the first picture in history that was ever taken was in 1826.
And unless this guy is Geppetto's kid then I really doubt that he had a photo of a kid.
Sorry to break it to you.
So then what killed his wife?
Well in that time era it was more likely cholera,
and that was responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths.
>> Garbage man: Bring out your dead!
>> Crazy Nate: Oh look Pinocchio, there's more pictures from the wrong era.
But before you go cuckoo let's go back to the cuckoo clocks.
Back at the A-Okay Corral we have Woody from Toy Story riding Bullseye,
and in case you didn't know this Tom Hanks voiced Woody in Toy Story,
and he's the guy that's playing the character Geppetto.
This bee that is coming out of flower is straight out of the original Pinocchio.
Then we get a whole fun house here there's Donald Duck running from a crocodile.
It could be the crocodile from Peter Pan but I think it's just a reference
to his own cartoons as he's tangled with crocodiles several times before.
But look at the bird coming out of the box it's not just one bird but three.
And it's actually Huey, Dewey, and Louie who are Donald Duck's nephews.
We're not done here, if you look in the background you'll see Rafiki throwing
Simba off a cliff, while Zazu sits on the Rock and watches.
And that's Archimedes from The Sword and the Stone.
And Dumbo using his big ears to fly away from the circus.
Then we have Maleficent and her sidekick Diablo
watching as Princess Aurora is still touching spindles .
The mom's spanking your misbehaved kid is also Cameo from the original cartoon.
Only now the government likes to step in and tell you how to raise your kid.
And here's the queen giving Snow White a deadly Apple.
Hmm, maybe that teacher should think twice before eating her apple.
It did fall next to poop.
And there's also several of the seven dwarfs.
The drunk guy is a callback to the original also.
And the drunk guy isn't actually late though.
>> Geppetto: The problem with that one clock it talks too much.
>> Crazy Nate: If you watch when the time goes off he's chiming in as well he just sees double.
There's another Easter egg in Geppetto's house.
If you look on the stairs you will see Bambi hiding
behind his mom as his dad is about to get shot.
Something that doesn't even make sense to Geppetto
let alone us is why doesn't he sell his cuckoo clocks.
Now it's literally advertised on his sign out front that he sells clocks.
The only reason why he doesn't sell them is to
dramatize the sacrifice that he makes to go find Pinocchio.
>> Sofia the Seagull: He needed to get to Pleasure Island to look for
Pinocchio so he sold all his clocks and he bought a boat.
>> Crazy Nate: As if going out in this little boat isn't enough of a sacrifice.
But why would a wood carver who can make this
go out and buy this
wouldn't he just build his own boat?
And he sold that many cuckoo clocks and all he gets is this?
Either he got ripped off selling the cuckoo clocks,
or he got ripped off buying the boat, but somehow he's getting ripped off.
The little ballerina Side Story was fun, but there's no way that she spins like
that without any outside force spinning her like back in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
If you watched during their little puppet performance
though you'll see several backgrounds falling down.
One of them should look awfully familiar to you.
That's Princess Aurora's castle and you can also find that at Disneyland.
Okay now watch the background closely first is the
city then it's the castle then it goes immediately back to the city,
and then it goes to the castle but it didn't transition to the castle.
Clearly this is a mistake from Disney.
>> Singing Host: The show was mighty spicy, we thought we ought to warn you.
>> Crazy Nate: And if you think this scene is a little bit kinky for Disney,
let me remind you that back when Walt was alive we had the Wonderful World of Color.
We're talking the 60s here, and at the Golden Horseshoe Revue they danced the same exact way.
So just like the story line of the movie there's really nothing new here.
Oh I'm gonna get a little hate for that one.
When they are in the well it seems like a magical blue light is glowing in the whale's belly,
but it's actually probably bio luminescent algae.
>> Olaf: Wow!
>> Crazy Nate: Which is a real thing that glows when it's touched.
So you'll see it when it washes up on shore or
bumps against somebody or something like Pinocchio.
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