we are in the midst of what I believe is going to be the most influential century
in all of human history it's going to be revered as the technological age when
we're able to put chips in people's brains and help reverse paralysis where
we can get trucks and cars and automobiles to drive themselves better
than humans can where we can transplant someone's heart
or their liver into another human being and have them up and running again as if
nothing ever happened in just what I thought that we had peaked as you like
how could we possibly get any better than this I come to find out that there
is a man who has the courage in the willingness to take his Xbox in computer
screen into a Walmart build a toilet paper for it and play for at night I
tell you what there is no getting better than that hello everyone welcome back to
another video my name is Leon lush the dawn of the tomato mafia joined here by
my consigliere Nigel Cushing ttan and if I may just profess to you how much of a
treat it is for Nigel and I to have you here locked in with us for just a few
short minutes so I like to browse through YouTube videos and find stuff
that's enjoyable to pass the time just like you do and I stumbled a few days
ago across this youtuber named Mikey mance and let me just tell you even at
one point 1 million subscribers Mikey Maps is criminally underrated I mean
someone who has the gall the stones to even think about trying to play for
night in a Walmart in a toilet paper for nonetheless I mean everyone in the world
should see this video and only 170,000 people have it's an injustice no Mikey
mance he's no slouch he's no amateur when it comes to pissing off Walmart
workers I mean with hits such as kicked out Black Friday shopping at Walmart
trying to get kicked out of Walmart we broke the ceiling and my personal
favorite 24-hour challenge in Walmart gone wrong this man Mikey mance has an
aptitude for being a cock sucker to retail employees beyond the laypersons
comprehension
okay so I can either make a mess and get out or you okay can you show the that's
a clear lead um we're telling you we need help to get out but you know what
is this that's not this you made it so I didn't have to make a mess I called a
page what did I do oh my god so that was just the intro in the first 10 seconds
of the video which he is showcasing what he thinks is the best part of the video
that's typically what you do as a youtuber with your intros right you try
to grab the viewers attention hook them in reel them in to watch the rest of the
video right you what Mikey's telling us right here is that I am a gigantic piece
of shit please like and subscribe and hit that notification bell I'm just
working right there but basically you see the backpack on my back you can see
the side of this video so you know exactly what's going on but if you don't
understand how to read and you want me to tell you what's going on a little
condescending I think they're assuming that I don't know how to read I do
however I do understand what you're getting at I mean anyone willing to
subscribe to your channel probably doesn't have much to speak of as far as
a brain in their head we're going in this year of Walmart and we are going to
make it toilet paper for we're gonna set up an Xbox I'm gonna play some for
tonight I know my brother as you can see hey bro
I hate you and now we're gonna go into Walmart and he's gonna get a dub for us
so it's me Lane what's up guys this is my son in my lover Nigel here my son bro
I hate you if you're new here I know this ain't just really long it's usually
the same length but I'm gonna pretend like it's not subscribe turn on post
notifications and leave a comment afterwards and I'll shout you out in my
next video like the person who'll be on the screen
at the end of the video so you telling me if I subscribe turn on notifications
and leave a comment I have a slim chance of having my comments screenshotted and
tagged on to the end of one of your 15 minute bullshit videos for just a few
seconds Oh could anyone resist such temptation
and yes and go on down here okay should I say you're a fucking dick to retail
workers you kidding it will send that fingers crossed they give you the cliff
notes of the next several minutes he's basically just talking about how much of
a covert operation this is and how his friends are helping them build this
toilet paper for in Walmart how they have to be real low-key cuz it gets
crazy if the Walmart workers get involved and it's just some real SEAL
Team six level reconnaissance riveting shit let's play again ice box is on yes
it's fine all right hop in the floor behind me everybody everybody hurry up
yes guys the Xbox has power
oh man busted so we didn't get a chance to play guys unfortunately so he didn't
even get a chance to play I mean the title says playing fortnight in a
Walmart toilet paper for but I didn't see a single drop at Tilted towers I
didn't see a single drop a tomato town which is the preferred place to drop
everyone should drop the tomato down well that's kind of an issue you want me
to make a game master you want me to get out peacefully and get down here okay I
can't really get out when there's a bunch of toilet paper alright so I can
either make a mess and get out or you okay can you show the thumbs-up now up
until this point I just figured this was another do dumb shit to get view style a
YouTube video from Mikey Mantha you know that's an entire genre on YouTube was
just doing stupid shit that doesn't make any sense or have any other purpose
other than to make a video that somehow always performs really well on YouTube
YouTube is the absolute fucking Wonderland when it comes to doing stupid
shit and trying to get views that's it's just what you do on YouTube to succeed
but things sharply take a turn for the worse that's a clearly dumb for the town
you we need help to get out but you know oh it's nice to see that being a
complete asshole isn't lost on the cameraman as well oh no you're not
destroying this story what is this that's not the paper so I didn't have to
make a mess like all the paper they do right now admittedly this Walmart
employees coming on a little bit stronger than I think she needs to but I
gotta be honest with the amount of absolute fucking reach just terrorizing
retail employees to try and get fucking views on YouTube
I don't blame these guys for being a little bit harsh like you're gonna fuck
up my store I'm working minimum wage right now to try and support three kids
and you're in here fucking being a dickhead just to fucking play fortnight
and get some views on YouTube like getting out get the fuck out of my store
I'd probably be pretty pissed too it's all relative this is supposed to be
funny yeah yeah my man hit some where it hurts with the and this is supposed to
be funny and millions of other people not for you
but for me.. and millions of other people because my -- because I'm a youtuber
because I'm the fucking man they think it's hilarious when I fucking go into
Walmart's and play fortnight on my xbox I want to make this very clear just
because you've had the fortune in the luck to get a bunch of preteens on the
Internet to tell you they love you in the comments of your videos doesn't give
you the right to be an absolute piece of shit towards other people in real life I
want to say that once more just because you have conflated all of your social
metrics your likes your subscribers into one massive fucking ego it does not give
you the right to be a piece of shit towards other people in real life and
that goes for you too cameraman I see you my trespasser and I'm a little cool
whatever the hell I want look at this dude
I'm not a trespasser I'm allowed to record whatever the hell I want doing
that stuff they wanna check it out my key mass on YouTube make sure you
subscribe to the channel this just goes on and on they continue walking around
Walmart filming themselves as they're being escorted off the property and it
really gets summed up nicely in this bit right here she said we can't film so
we're gonna continue to do so and that my friends is the attitude that makes
youtubers look like entitled pieces of shit to the rest of the world Thank You
Mikey mance for perpetuating that ideal I'm gonna relax keep this a good
positive vibe video for you guys and I might answer some of stuff in there
because some people might've been saying some offensive stuff I'm gonna relax and
keep this a good positive vibes video for you guys want me to make a master
you want me to get out peacefully here okay clearly dumb man so considerate
thank you Mike I do appreciate listen I came into this video just wanting to
have a goof on this guy who you know is just trying to come up with this title
so he's gonna do this innocuous thing play for a night at Walmart no big deal
right no harm no foul he's not hurting anybody but I left angry I found myself
while watching this once it turned from like oh or like being sneaky and said oh
mama and they started in this altercation with the retail workers it
just it's just it's a it's a fuckin it embodies
everything I hate about entitled youtubers I think because they have
hundreds of thousands of people watching them in the digital world that you can
just be a complete piece of shit in the real world with zero consequence I am an
advocate for the idea that you can tell a lot you can tell a great deal about
someone by watching them interact with other people how they treat other people
right well let's lighten the mood for a second by Yanks dodging a dildo first
and then heading down to the comments and reading a couple I love you Mikey
you're awesome is Febreeze been sub done notifications are on like always haha
fucking kill please keep doing these types of videos I love watching them
also the Walmart workers remind me of when you used to get in trouble in
Walmart back in ng a perfect deal I'm crying emoji so it would appear that you
know this this whole Walmart stick that Mikey dozen being a piece of shit
towards retail workers is I guess it's a series that he does I mean I did show
you earlier I he's got a bunch of Walmart video size he's a weathered
asshole he's a weathered it's veteran entitled fucking asshole it's this is
great funniest Febreze Dawg fire emoji laughing told crying emoji I want to see
you actually do it you telling me Patrick miner Jesus Christ if only he
had a couple more minutes we could have seen him actually play a match of
fortnight in a fucking toilet paid before into Walmart I'll fuckin wit with
that oh man that would be lit that's probably the hardest I've laughed at one
of your videos let me tell him crying times two I literally have no hope for
the future of my own child if this is the world I'm gonna be bringing him up
and we're videos like this warrant laughing until him crying emojis I have
fucking I'm I'm keeping that mother fucker in a bubble he's not leaving my
house Walmart worker hey sir you can't film Mikey it's alright thank you she
said we came foam so we're gonna continue to do so uh read more lettuce
mayonnaise fries and lots of onions for fucks in this last comment really sums
this video up quite nicely I think and it says this
you're a fucking dick to retail workers house that was me that wrote that just a
few minutes ago that's right all right guys that's gonna do it thank you so
much for watching and joining me for a few short minutes I always appreciate
your time if you could do me a small favor before leaving and just fill up a
ziploc bag full of empty printer ink cartridges and microwave that on high
for two and a half minutes and then take a baseball bat and smash your parents
mailbox into the ground and then hip thrusts that motherfucking like button
for me I would greatly appreciate it I'll see you soon
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