[gun shooting]
Aaaaagh!
Somehow that woman from the museum is destroying my convoy!
Agghhh!
She could kill us all!
AAAAAGHHHHHHH!
Don't you just WISH she would disappear?
Yes! Yes I do!
AAAAAAGH!
Whew! That was a close one.
Wow! I can't believe I'm really here!
I know!
And not just out of thin air...
But in another man's body at that!
I know!
So weird!
Okay! Let's do it.
But I'm in another man's body!
So
So that seems a little wrong. Don't you think?
How do we even know this isn't... against his will?
Awe... I guess you're right.
Okay. We won't do it.
Whew!
That could have seriously wrecked my reputation!
I consent!
I CONSENT!!!
I wish to be you the dream stone itself.
Awe nuts!
Okay! Let's get this bird up in the air shall we?
[pressing buttons]
Let's see...
So many buttons!
Engine! Here we go.
Nothings happening.
It ain't got not gas in it!
Oh...
Because this is a museum!
Oh.
Okay we managed to get this museum jet off the ground.
Now all we gotta do is fly to Egypt.
Lets see... How far away is it?
About 6000 miles.
Alright. And how far can we get on a tank of gas?
About... 1000 miles.
Well Poop, Diana!
Okay! I'm sure all planes are still the same as they were in 1918
Let's just let her rip, shall we?
HOLYCRAP! This thing is fast!
Barbara?
Yeah!
Are you a cat now?
Yeah I'm a cat! What are you? A bird now?
No!
You have wings though! You're flying!
This is just special armor. I don't actually need the wings to fly.
I'm sorry. Did you wish to become a cat?
I actually wished to be like you!
Why are you a cat then?
Max gave me an upgrade.
So technically that makes me stronger than you now!
NO!
Stop flying and come down here so I can scratch you!
No I don't think I will.
Fine! I'll just fly up to you then!
Cats can't fly, Barbara.
Here I come!
Oh crap!
And then I destroyed her
You know... as cats do when it comes to wimpy little birds.
So then what happened?
Well look around
After that Max granted everyone's wishes
but obviously it came at a price!
Tell me about it!
I wished for another Death Star
And it already exploded!
I wished to be immortalized in a live action motion picture!
What did it cost?
I don't know yet!
But I'm really excited to see my image properly represented!
I wished for all of the money in the world.
You jerk!
you take all the money I can't afford to run my dojo!
Eeeya!
I wished for a rematch with Superman!
I'll beat him next time!
It's not like he's going to kill me.
I wished to hang out with mommy again!
Isn't she the best?
Apparently the details are really important with these wishes.
This wishing thing is bull crap!
I wished for two wives with green eyes.
I didn't know I needed to specify the location of the eyes for each of them!
What happened to the other eyes?
I'll tell you where they went!
Nyeaaaaagh!
What about you? What did you wish for?
I didn't wish for anything!
All this chaos!
I couldn't wish for anything more!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh you're sweet!
Defending your love huh!
What do you wish for?
Do you want to be a real boy?
Well that's a really weird thing to say to someone you don't even know.
But if you're saying I get a wish...
I wish for all of the wishes to be undone.
Awe dang!
So Steve sacrificed himself to save the world...
Again.
So then what happened?
Well then I smashed the stone to bits with my sword and shield...
because I remembered "Hey I have these things! I should use them!"
And then?
After that I took Handsome Man home.
Boy did he have a lot of questions!
None of which I ever answered.
Uh....
what the heck?
Ha ha ha! Poor Handsome Man.
His name is Handsome Man?
Yep!
That seems... really off brand.
I'm just thankful for Steve/Handsome Man's sacrifice.
Otherwise, who knows how many people I'd have to convince to renounce their wishes.
Yeah that seems very unlikely.
I know! What if someone wished for something selfless like world peace?
How do you explain to someone that a heroic wish is a bad thing?
Speaking of which, does that mean Steve had to pay a price for his wish or Handsome Man?
Oh Handsome Man REALLY got screwed in this story.
By me AND the wish consequence.
In fact. You might what to start calling him by his new name...
Shriveled Face Man.
Yeah!
This all sounds really messed up.
Well... If anyone really gets upset about it, we can just do it over and act like the first time didn't count.
I'm sorry. What?
[bat-tire screech]
Beep Beep! Diana! It's time!
Speaking of which...
I gotta do this thing over and act like the first time didn't count.
Hey hey! Asteria!
Lookin good!
You wanna get in on this action?
Have a sweet slice of the Snyder Cut!
Hop in! I'll take you there!
You can bring that foxy gold armor that looks like...
Pharah from Overwatch
Do you mind if I... [It's gonna be sick!]
Please. Be my guest.
And then after maybe...
get to know my secret ident...
aaaaaaaaaaaaay!
[bat-crash]
so uh...
My bat mobile is in the shop...
Do you think I could get a lift?
Okay.
Okay I'm ready.
Hold on tight, spider-monkey.
Easy.
Holy crap! How long is that lasso?
Because I'm Batman!
Hey you guys goin out to space to smile for the camera?!
Sir?
What! What is it now?
Your son is here.
This child is good.
But he could be better!