Reee---Reeee---Reeee
Reee, Gah!
Finally!
Now, where were we?
Ithorians.
Hammerheads.
Zutton S naggletooths
Quarren Squid faces
Yarkora Yak faces
Aqualish?
Butt faces
Oh my god!
What?
Well i just thought you were gonna say, like, walrus faces or something but that is 'so'
much worse!
Their faces 'literally' look like a butt.
You are in dire need of a cultural refresher course.
Sure, I could use a good nap.
It's like i don't even know you.
You don't know me.
You've never even seen my face.
Geez, how much longer till we deploy?
It happens when it happens.
That's what she said.
Ooo, maybe this guys knows.
No wait!
Hey, good morning commander!
Oh God....
What did you say?
Good morning?
Did I address you trooper?
Did I give you clearance to speak to me?
Well... no...
Did i give you clearance to speak?
Well?
Do...do I have clearance to speak right now, or...?
What is your designation trooper?
uhhhhhh...
It's TK-FNG sir!
FNG?
Don't troopers have numerical designations?
Well, there's a lot of new troopers sir they're running out of combinations they're experimenting
with letters.
I haven't been informed.
It's a new program sir!
And what is your designation?
TK-FKU, sir!
FKU?
FKU sir!
Well, FKU, keep FNG here on a short leash, you hear?
Sir, yes sir !
I've got your number, FKU.
FKU sir!
Holy crap, that was amazing !
Did you seriously...
seriously just forget your designation number ?!
I'm not just a number man i'm a crucial part of this machine all working towards the same
goal...peace and order in the galaxy...for the Empire!
Son, I...
I can't tell if the academy conditioning either didn't work on you... or it worked too well.
That kind of attitude... that's not cool man.
Who does that guy think he is?
I bet the rebels don't have to put up with that kind of crap.
I bet their troops get some respect.
Uou ever wonder why we're here?
I know while we're here major Derlin told you to stop making winter-related puns.
Yeah, I was just trying to lighten the mood...
And then when he told you to stop, what did you say?
It just came to me...
What did you say?
It was out of my mouth before I...
What.
Did.
You.
Say?
I told him to chill out
And that's why you're here.
You laughed!
And that's why I'm here
I can't feel my face anymore.
You know what stormtrooper armor has?
built-in heating systems.
Not ot thinking of defecting are you?
What?!
No, of course not.
I'm just saying, it's obviously possible.
I don't know why we're still relying on parkas and Tauntaun guts to stay warm.
Tauntaun guts?
It's a long story, I'll tell you later.
The rebellion is way too busy scrounging gear from wherever they can get it.
I doubt they have a lot of time to innovate.
Yeah, I guess...
They must be pretty..... snowed under.
Huh?
Fine.... you want some tunes?
Let's have some tunes.
I'll just connect to the base.
*mid 90's dial up connection tone screeches*
Almost there...
There we go.
Padme.... hit me with some smooth jizz
Alert!
Imperial troops have entered the system
Oh, thank god
you