- Hey Spy Ninjas,
Chad is still boring!
- Hey, I was thinking we should start a checkers tournament.
- I'm down!
- Oh no Chad, us guys we tried everything.
Me and Regina did a song and it didn't work,
Daniel and Melvin did a song and it didn't work either!
- We made a dope song too,
but at this point I'm down to play checkers
with Chad any day.
(group shouts)
- Don't give up, don't give up.
[Daniel] - Guys, guys just calm down.
I have a great idea on how to get Chad back to normal again.
Remember yesterday when we had
that awesome rap battle with the hackers?
We did such a good job because of teamwork.
- Oh! I thought it was because of my hot fire!
- Don't forget about my hot fire.
- If we make another music video,
but we combine with me and Melvin learning the first one,
with you two learning the second one,
we will make the best Spy Ninja music video of all time.
And that will get Chad's personality back!
- Yeah, Wild Clay!
(group chants "Wild Clay")
- Melvin and Daniel,
you guys should work on the lyrics for this new song.
- Yes.
- Then me and Regina,
we got some awesome moves,
awesome costumes.
And then we combine our ideas together!
Chad what are you gonna do?
- I will organize my shoelace collection.
(dramatic music plays)
- Oh my gosh, we need him back!
Let's go!
- Okay, I just wanna make sure
my costume's gonna look dope
and filled with clout.
- We gotta work on our dance moves first.
- I got some!
- Whatcha got?
- For Chad.
(upbeat music plays)
Pew, pew pew.
- [Vy] Bad dancing.
- Okay, you could probably just cut this, sorry.
- Let's go guys, let's make some songs.
- [Vy] Okay!
- [Regina] Yeah, get outta here!
- Okay Melvin, that rock song was super cool
but we gotta do something even better.
Lil' more poppy!
- Yeah, for all the main streamers (laughs)
- Oh, we should do a song that the Spy Ninjas at home
can be a part of.
Like they can clap along or something.
Clap, clap, clap, clap
Like that.
- Okay. That's cool.
I'm gonna add a drumbeat to that
using this little loop pattern in here.
(drum beats)
- That's good. Yeah.
That sounds great, Melvin!
- Work us some serious dance moves.
- I got a dance move, Vy.
- Ooooh, let's see it.
(dramatic music plays)
- [Vy] Oh, come on.
- Yeah.
- Okay. Yeah.
That's pretty good but we gotta take this seriously, Regina.
I can't stand this Chad Mild Clay!
I don't wanna go watch golf or bird-watching anymore!
That's not what I signed up for.
This ring, it's for the Chad Wild Clay, all right?
I'll show you some moves.
- Yeah. Yeah. You're the dancer.
- You know, we're always battling hackers.
You know, I was kinda imagining maybe doing something like
Hey hackers behind you, you like Bow!
Knock 'em out.
Bow! Knock them out.
Bow! Bow!
Knock them both out!
- [Regina] I like it! I like it!
- Yeah. Yeah!`
- I'm gonna loop it.
- And I'll add some chords.
(guitar strums)
(drum beats)
- Now we need some lyrics.
- Okay. I'm gonna loop it.
♪ This song is gonna be the best song ever made ♪
♪ Cuz you know it's gonna turn Chad back into lemonade ♪
♪ He's gonna be so fire. ♪
♪ We gonna take his subscribe higher ♪
♪ So make sure you take your phone ♪
♪ and turn it, turn it this way ♪
♪ Turn that button up-side-down and make it turn gray ♪
♪ Hit that bell to the side if you wanna feel it loud ♪
♪ That's how we do it over here as the Spy Ninjas ♪
♪ So make sure you turn around and... ♪
♪ Yeah hit them britches. ♪
- Yeah! Oh, it's so good!
What did you say?
I wasn't paying attention.
- It was basically a subscriber shout out.
- Oh.
- If my free style didn't make any sense,
see that subscribe button? Hit it!
- Ahhhh!
- And make it turn gray!
Sorry, Daniel (laughs)
Trying to prove a point.
(guitar strums)
- I wanna see your practice move, Regina.
Oh, a little more like...
Pretty close.
Okay. Okay.
We need our feet together,
like jump rope.
Oh, oh yeah.
(feet stomp)
Yup.
♪ Come back to me ♪
- Me?
- Yeah, I guess you did come back.
- [Daniel] What are you doing?
- I got a saxophone.
- Oh, join in!
(saxophone plays dissonantly)
(guitar strums)
[Daniel] - Hey, Chad, that sounds
That sounds really good, man.
Wow, so good.
Huh, Melvin?
- I'm practicing.
- You ought to demonstrate your skills to the ladies!
- Yeah, yeah, great idea, Melvin.
Why don't you go out there, Chad?
- You think they'll like this?
You think they'll like this song?
(saxophone dissonantly plays "Jingle Bells")
- No!
- Yeah, yes!
They'll love it!
- Oh. Oh, I mean, yeah.
It's, oh my gosh, that's Vy's favorite song, I think.
- Yeah, it sure is.
- Okay guys, thanks for the compliments.
It's really nice.
- Oh, now he's making me feel bad.
- All right, guys, we're gonna practice our dance moves.
- Great. Are you ready?
- Going to dance to it right away.
(upbeat electronic music plays)
Great! Three, two, one, yo!
(saxophone dissonantly plays "Jingle Bells")
- It's not even Christmas, Chad!
- Daniel and Melvin said this was your favorite song
and I should come show you guys.
(saxophone dissonantly plays "Jingle Bells")
- Wow!
I didn't know you played the sax.
- Who gave you this?
- I'm multi-talented.
- Wow.
- Oh you gotta push the button first.
- Chad, we're practicing a dance.
- Okay, I'll help you.
- You'll help us?
Oh.
- So for costumes,
we need to figure out what style we're going for.
Maybe some hip hop?
- Yeah, yeah (attempts beat box)
- I don't know, maybe not.
- Yeah.
- I think we should do country.
- Like Shania Twain.
I got the Twain.
I miss my man!
I want him back!
Yeehaw!
(country music plays)
- I think we should just go full on pop, you know?
- Yeah, yeah, I could use a drink right now.
I could use a soda.
Let's go grab some.
- No, no, no, no, no, not soda.
Like the genre, pop!
- Oh, I'm from Minnesota.
We say pop.
- Okay. We get it. We get it.
We have to disguise ourselves as pop artists.
- Ooh!
- I have an idea.
- Okay, three, two, one, go.
(upbeat music plays)
(saxophone plays dissonantly)
- I'm telling you, Daniel,
if this doesn't work,
I'm totally fine with this new-found Chad.
Maybe he found his purpose in life:
it's to ponder every variable of life
in excruciating detail.
- I don't know!
Here we are trying to make an awesome pop song,
and he comes in with the saxophone.
He's like PZ44
who loves jazz mixed with PZ314.
The guy who loves taxes.
I mean, to be honest, PZ314 is so much cooler than Chad
and he's wearing diapers!
- (laughs loudly)
- That's pretty good, actually.
Write that down, write that down!
- Wearing diapers.
- Yeah.
(saxophone dissonantly plays "Jingle Bells")
(upbeat electronic music plays)
- Did you, did you dance?
- No, I saxed.
(sighs)
- I saxed it up.
- Maybe this is not working.
You kinda still look like Weird Al.
- Don't you know that song
♪ I wanna sax you up ♪
I think the saxophone is gonna really make the song
really smooth and jazzy, with your dancing
and then their song that they're making
(suspenseful music swells)
- No smooth jazz, Chad!
No saxophone.
You play the guitar! All right?
Rock and Roll!
I'm sick of this!
I'm working with Regina on these costumes!
You're not working!
I want my Chad back!
I want Chad!
(cries)
Chad!
- Oh gosh.
- What is going on out there?!
Did we just get Chad in trouble?
- No, Chad got himself in trouble, okay?
- God! Chad! Stop it!
(screaming continues)
I want you back!
Chad won't play!
Come on!
(Vy screams)
(Vy gasps)
- Vy, I can tell that you are feeling a little hungry.
Time for my cooking show.
(saxophone plays dissonantly)
Oops, I spit.
- [Regina] Go away.
- Hungry?
I'm angry!
Not hungry, Chad!
- Maybe this is too much on Vy.
We haven't thought about this.
See, that's Vy's husband.
- Yeah. So?
- And it's like she just lost her husband
the past couple of weeks!
It's like the man she fell in love with
is... is...
- Dead.
- No, Melvin!
- Yes, Dan.
- No! Just... He's just not here right now.
If we can make a cool enough song, we can bring him back.
- Well, I'm gonna put that in the song, regardless.
- That "ded" lyric?
You better not.
- Welcome all to the Chad Wild Clay Cooking Show.
Today we're making the Starkist Tuna Tortilla Soup.
It's gonna be quite delish.
Step one, gonna just come down here by your plate,
don't wanna make a mess.
Wanna tear it over your plate like so.
Ugh.
Splashed in my face.
At first, it may look like dog food,
mmmmm...
Chef Boyarcee they used to call me.
Cause the "D" part was already taken.
Maybe that was Daniel.
(saxophone plays)
Welcome to the Chad Wild Clay
(saxophone plays)
cooking show.
It's a little out of tune.
Too bad I don't know how to tune a sax,
but I do know how to
tuna fish.
(drum roll)
Here's your tuna,
now you mix this with tomato sauce.
I don't like tomatoes,
so a good substitute is potatoes.
They rhyme.
We're gonna go ahead and dump this in to the tuna mix.
Smells kinda funky.
- Chad, what are you doing?
- Best if used by April. Oops.
- Chad, what going on here?
- Daniel, I'm making a cooking show and you're interrupting.
Come smell it.
- I can smell it from here, man.
- Yeah. It's gonna be great once I have the mashed potatoes.
- Ugh.
Dude, your mind is like mashed potatoes.
Huh!
- That's delish!
- That's a good lyric!
Okay. You do you, Chad.
Melvin!
- Back to step two of cooking with Chad.
- Spy Ninjas, Vy's been really upset for the past hour,
but I think I have an idea to cheer her up.
Hey, Vy.
- I'm not getting him back.
(Vy cries)
Oh gosh.
- Okay.
I know it's a very stressful time, but you mustn't give up!
We're Spy Ninjas!
Yes, but I'm so lost!
- I just want him back!
- Oh no! Vy.
Oh gosh.
(dramatic music plays)
- Time for your tuna casserole.
Here you go.
- Hold that, please.
- No!
- Hold it, please.
- No! I'm not holding anything!
(plate clinks)
(saxophone plays dissonantly)
- Oops.
Tuna! For you.
(Vy cries)
(dramatic music plays)
- [Regina] Chad!
- Go away. I don't wanna see you anymore.
- I thought she was hungry.
- [Regina] Oh no.
Okay, no, no, no, I can fix this guys!
I can fix this!
I have an idea!
Chad, how would you like
a try not to laugh challenge or something?
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
If we can get the old Chad back with our awesome jokes.
Come on, Vy, come on.
Come on, guys, let's just try it.
Oh, get up! Get up, girl!
Don't give up on your husband.
- It's been so long.
- I know it's been a long time.
I'm really bad at comforting people.
We have to be brave, we're Spy Ninjas!
And Chad's not too far gone.
He's still making jokes, (laughs) he's...
(saxophone plays)
You're the one that taught me how to be confident!
Remember?
You taught me the walk, you taught me how to flip my hair.
You're the confident one.
We're both confident.
- Okay.
(saxophone plays dissonantly)
- Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And Chad, follow me, follow me.
(upbeat music plays)
- Welcome to the try not to laugh challenge.
(upbeat music plays)
(balloon squeaks)
- What do you call a pair of spies?
- I don't know, what?
- Sneakers!
(drum roll)
- Oh, isn't that funny?!
- Do-do, do-do, do-do do-do do-do
Sneakers, like they're sneaking!
You're supposed to laugh, Chad.
- Oh.
I was confused.
- My voice was all high and squeaky!
- Okay, maybe Vy Qwaint can make me laugh.
She is funny and stuff.
(balloon inflates)
- What (laughs)
[Regina] - I didn't see. Are you okay?
- That's never happened before!
(upbeat music plays)
- What's a ninja's favorite drink?
- What?
- Punch!
- Ah!
- Isn't that funny?!
- But a punch isn't even a drink.
It's a punch, it's you know like a kick.
- No, like the fruit punch, you know?
The red drink.
- Ah, maybe if you would have said fruit punch,
I would have laughed.
I've gotta joke that'll make you guys laugh.
- What do you call an interrupting so-wh-wh-wh-wh?
Knock-knock.
- Who's there?
- Interrupting saxophone.
- Interrupting saxophone?
(saxophone plays dissonantly)
(screams)
- No!
(suspenseful music swells)
No!
(saxophone clangs)
- You probably knocked it out of tune now.
Still good.
- Ugh, who gave him that?
- The Dollar Store.
- Come on, Daniel!
- We got some good song lyrics!
Let's go find Chad and his part!
- Chad?
- He's gonna have so much fun.
- He was over there before.
Oh dude, he's outside.
- Let's join him.
- Oh no.
- Let's join him.
- Chad, what is he doing?
- I don't know; let's join him.
- He's by that tree again.
- Okay, let's join him.
- Should we join him?
- Let's join him (laughs)
- [Daniel] Chad!
Chad, what are you doing?
- The birds.
I'm watching the birds, don't scare them away.
Ooh, did it poop on me?
- I don't know; I didn't see anything, Chad.
- Oh good.
- That bird's right there; you don't need binoculars, man.
I can see it from here.
- I can see it better than you.
- What are you looking at?
Listen, we came with some amazing lyrics
and we need you to sing your part, okay?
- No problem, I'm a...yeah.
- Melvin wrote some awesome lyrics about doing some
awesome cool ninja stuff,
very energetic lyrics.
- Yeah, you're gonna love it!
- You're gonna look super cool if you read these lyrics.
- You better love it.
- I wrote my own lyrics, Daniel.
- Oh, you did?
- Right here.
- Okay, but they're not like last time, right?
Cause last time it was pretty lame.
- But you just don't have an appreciation
for counting grass and pretending to be a rug.
It's really fun, Daniel.
You should try it.
More birds over here.
- We've done this twice already.
The third time's a charm.
I don't wanna keep doing this.
- Yeah, let's do it now!
Hey, Chad!
(Melvin beat boxes)
- No, no, no, Melvin.
I have to surprise you during the song.
You gotta wait.
- Maybe once he hears that awesome melody we made
and those chords and that beat,
he's gonna be moving and grooving.
- All right, guys, I got the dance moves down!
- I got the costumes!
- And we made a fiery beat!
- With some great lyrics!
- Let's combine all that together and make the
best music video ever!
- Yes!
Ha ha!
- Dance!
- Costumes!
- Music!
- Lyrics!
- Let's get Chad's personality back!
- Yeah!
- Did you put on hand-sanitizer, guys?
- Of course!
- Let's go!
(upbeat song begins)
♪ Chad, you're dull ♪
♪ You've become such a snooze ♪
♪ If we have to battle hackers ♪
♪ We'll probably lose ♪
♪ Yeah, he's so bland ♪
♪ And just so vanilla ♪
♪ Like PZ2's favorite cheeseless quesadilla ♪
♪ I know what to do, yeah I figured this out ♪
♪ Chad, join my class ♪
♪ Ninja Movers for Clout ♪
♪ They really messed with Chad, yeah he's not the same ♪
♪ He got zapped ♪
♪ Now he's boring and lame ♪
♪ When I get out of bed, I need to take a rest ♪
♪ I look in the mirror and have a staring contest ♪
♪ I like my dentist but he wasn't polite ♪
♪ When I said I've been flossing ♪
♪ In Fortnite ♪
♪ Chad, your mind ♪
♪ Turned into mashed potatoes ♪
♪ Now it's time ♪
♪ Kickbump, do some tornado kicks ♪
♪ And flips ♪
♪ Just like the guy you used to be ♪
♪ You see ♪
♪ Looks like you're scaring Vy ♪
♪ Come back Chad - the one we always had ♪
♪ Come back Chad, without you we're so sad ♪
♪ Chad's a snore ♪
♪ You used to be so hyper ♪
♪ 314 ♪
♪ Is cooler even wearing diapers ♪
♪ Okay, don't sound the alarm ♪
♪ I know we tried this twice, but the 3rd time's the charm ♪
♪ I've given up now ♪
♪ He's already dead ♪
♪ I'd rather tornado kick him to the head ♪
♪ Melvin, no, stop it! ♪
♪ That's not the Spy Ninja way ♪
♪ But we need to bring back the old Chad Wild Clay ♪
♪ This will work, come on! ♪
♪ We got our cool costumes ♪
♪ Keep on singing the tune ♪
♪ And we'll fix this buffoon ♪
♪ I love the taste of water ♪
♪ It's super delicious ♪
♪ My favorite dessert ♪
♪ Is washing the dishes ♪
♪ Music today is not as good as before ♪
♪ I should teach singers how to make words rhyme ♪
♪ Chad, your mind ♪
♪ It is falling apart ♪
♪ Now it's time ♪
♪ Reset and push restart ♪
♪ Chad, take this ♪
♪ Transform right back into the Chad we miss ♪
♪ Feel the rhythm ♪
♪ Come back Chad, the one we always had ♪
♪ Come back Chad, without you we're so sad ♪
♪ Chad, let's go ♪
♪ Pretend you're playing on the radio ♪
♪ Put on a show ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
(song continues)
(Chad plays guitar)
(song ends)
- Did it work?
Did it work?
- I'm back!
Spy Ninjas KickBump!
[Group] KickBump!
(kick)