Come on, Rachel. Come on, talk to me, please.
'You know, I can't even look at you, right now.'
What?
Nothing. Nothing.
Rachel said everything was okay.
What are they talking about?
- Rachel-- - Just get away from me.
It was a mistake. I made a mistake, okay?
"A mistake?"
What were you trying to put it in.
Her purse?
Where? Where did he put it?
Ross, you had sex with another woman.
- Oh. - Oh, my God.
Oh, I knew, something had to be wrong
because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday.
Yeah, well, I guess they had a fight and he got drunk--
[gasping] You guys knew about this and you didn't tell us?
He had sex and we get hit on our heads.
You know what, I want you to leave. Get out of here.
- No! No! - Just get out. Now!
I know, I wanna stay. I want to talk about this.
Okay. Alright.
How was she?
Uh-oh.
- What? - Was she good?
Don't answer that.
Come on, Ross. You said, you wanted to talk about it.
Let's talk about it! How was she?
She was..
- Awful. - She was not good.
- Horrible. - Not good.
Nothing compared to you.
She.. She was different.
- Oh. - Uh-oh.
Good. Different?
Nobody likes change, I..
- You just stop.. - What?
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Sh-should we do something?
Yeah. Never cheat on Rachel.
I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry.
I was-I was disgusted with myself
and this-this morning, I was so, I was-I was so upset
and then I got your message, I was so happy
and all I wanted was to get her out
of my apartment as fast as poss--
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
What time did your little friend leave?
Uh.
Oh, my gosh. She was there.
She was still there?
She was in there when I was in there?
Oh! Just get out!
Listen, oh, hey, hey, the important thing is
she meant, she meant nothing to me.
And yet she was worth jeopardizing our relationship?
Look, I didn't think there was a relationship to jeopardize.
I thought that we were broken up.
We were on a break.
That, for all I knew, could last forever.
That, to me, is a break up.
You think you're gonna get of this on a technicality?
Look, I'm not trying to get out of anything, okay.
I thought our relationship was dead.
Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake.
You know what? I don't think we should listen to this anymore.
Wait, what are you doing?
We can't go out there.
Why not? I'm hungry.
Because they'll know we've been listening.
God! And to have to hear about it from Gunther!
Come on, like I wanted him to tell you?
I ran all over the place trying to make sure
that didn't happen.
Oh, that is so sweet.
I think I'm falling in love with you all over again.