(upbeat music)
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- Hello.
- Salutations.
- Greetings.
Welcome to Walsh on Walsh
where we interview each other...
- About each other...
- [Together] While lying on top of each other.
- Good to see you, brother.
- Good to see you.
How is it up there?
- It's cold.
- How's the weather?
- It's cold.
- Oh, good.
- Yeah. - It's hot down here.
- But I'm starting to heat up.
- Oh yeah.
- You're hot down there?
- Yeah, can't you feel it?
- You are hot down there. - Feel my heat.
- (laughing) I can feel it.
- You're going to steam up your glasses.
- I know.
Have you ever told a lie
and the lie was so bad that you had to move?
- I've done that twice.
- (laughs) Oh, you have?
- Yeah, once I had to move, as you well know,
to my favorite place: Southern New Hampshire.
The other time to California.
So is it okay if I ask you a few questions?
- Shoot!
- Oh, okay.
Hang on.
I prepared something.
- You have cards? - Unlike some people...
I come prepared.
What is your favorite wig?
- My favorite wig is probably the short brown.
- Oh that's a good one.
- I thought you were going to say curly red.
What is your first love?
- Ooh!
My first love is home invasions.
- Oh.
- (laughs) Yeah.
- Oh that's a good one.
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- Hey! - Hi!
How are you?
We're the Walsh Brothers.
- Yeah we used to live here in this house.
- You remember when we used to play witch's swamp?
- Oh yeah.
- It was all alligators, so you gotta...
You're gonna get eaten. - You're gonna get bit, man.
- Yeah, you're gonna get eaten.
- You're gonna get bit.
When we were here this was just full
of Dean Koontz novels.
- We called it the cabinet of Koontz.
This your workout room?
- Is there any reason why you have
a black dildo up there?
- That's a light bulb...
- Should probably put this back.
- Yeah my grandmother
she died like Elvis, on the toilet.
And then we buried her out back like a gerbil.
- Alright, last call boys!
These ashes smell like catsh- (bleeps)
But I like catsh- (bleeps)
- Hey, it's okay if I'm watching that lady, right?
- Who let you in?
- Neil?
- Yeah, well we used to live here.
We grew up in this house.
- Yeah, a lot of good memories.
- Well, welcome back.
- Yeah.
Oh, nice.
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I really like this studio.
- Yeah, it's delightful.
I really like that wee old british man
sitting on the ladder having a spot of tea.
- I'm just a little old english man sitting
on a ladder with my shirt off
having a spot of tea.
- Well you seem a little sore today.
- Yup.
- I want to know what's going on with you.
- I'm a little sore.
I've been going to the gym every day.
And stealing fitness equipment.
- So what are some of your dislikes?
- One of my dislikes is I hate people
who cling to old toast.
- You know one of my favorite things
is when we did that scavenger hunt.
- Oh, when we hunted scavenges.
- No, we did the scavenger hunt for points.
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Hi we're doing a scavenger hunt.
I'm on a scavenger hunt.
Oh hi!
Can I have a sip of your beer?
- No!
- It's worth like nine points.
- No, it's... that's my beer! (ringing)
- One of the things is we have to
take a picture wearing high heels.
- I mean, if it'll help you win.
(ringing)
- Are you guys brothers?
- Yeah.
- We're brothers!
We've got to take a picture with brothers.
It's 112 points!
- [Together] Cheese!
(ringing)
- What do you say? - No.
- You finish that pizza,
and you come touch dinkies with this guy?
- I'm sorry, what?
- It's for a lot of points.
- Yeah it's seven points.
Oh excuse me sir.
We're doing a scavenger hunt
and we have to take a picture
(ringing)
of eating a hot dog right there.
(ringing)
It's just your cock and balls.
I'd like to see it.
Hi!
Excuse me, Nordic man.
Do you work out?
- Yeah.
- Is it going to be on the internet, or...
- No, no, no, no, no. - No, no, no.
It'll be on a scavenger hunt.
- [Together] Shalom.
(ringing)
- Ha, hee, ha ha!
- Say cheese!
(ringing)
- Awesome!
I love your boobs!
You too! - See you later.
They're beautiful.
- How many points is this worth?
(ringing)
One, two, three.
- [Together] Cheese!
(ringing)
- I have an idea.
- Yeah?
- What if we did Walsh on Walsh on Walsh
with our brother?
- Are you reading my mind?
- John!
- John! - John!
- John!
Get in here! - John!
- John!
We're in the garage.
- You guys brought me down here for this?
You two are (bleeps) nuts.
I ain't doing this (bleeps).
- It's just a chat show, John.
- Yeah, about Walshes.
- Yeah. - It's (bleeps) weird.
- It's not weird.
- No.
- It's just like your macho test
you used to give us.
- It's nothing like the macho test!
I made you guys eat cat eggs and drink my urine.
This is (bleeps) weird.
(laughs)
You laugh like you're (bleeps) mental patients,
the two of you!
Douche!
(ricochets)
(explodes)
I'm (bleeps) out of here!
- Where you goin'?
- Hey, where you going?
- Come on!
- Oh!
What a strange man that brother of yours is.
- Well, anyway.
Thanks again for joining us
for another exciting episode of Walsh on Walsh.
- Goodbye, everybody.
(laughs)
- Oh, you done watching the video, huh?
- Oh, you're done are ya?
- Are you done?
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We got a secret button.
Roll on over...
And click on the secret...
Roll on over!
- It's the part where we roll.
That's what he's saying. - Yeah, it is.