It's past 8:00, where is SpongeBob?
[gasping]
Hey, cool crowd. What's shaking?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, welcome, man.
You're the coolest customer we've ever had.
Oh, crazy, Daddy. Crazy.
Can I seat you at the coolest table?
No, thank you. I'm here to meet up with a real cool cat.
Oh, there he is. Hey, Squideroonie!
Wha?!
[grunting]
[horn honking]
You're with him?
[glass breaking, groaning]
Yes, he's with me.
And he is my... best... friend.
You heard the man, folks. He's my best friend.
Can you dig it? [snapping]
Huh? [snapping]
Hey, CoolBob, why don't you sing everybody
one of your swinging cool tunes?
Oh, no, Daddio. I really couldn't.
[snapping]
[groaning]
Well, okay, maybe just one ditty.
Then I'll get out your hair.
A-one, a-two, a bop-bubbly boo.
[scatting]
♪ Shiz-a-rooney ♪
[scatting]
[babbling]
[groaning]
[gasping]
[snapping]
[babbling]
[scatting]
At last, I'm cool!
[chuckles]
[gasping, laughing]
Go on, go on.
That was so cool, it caused structural damage!
You got to play some more for us cats.
Don't leave us hanging.
Oh, aren't you nice, I━
Uh, sorry, man. We're going to bounce, you dig?
Hey, we gotta go spread some more joy, baby.
But we'll be back tomorrow night to blow the roof back on.
[cheering]
Yay!
[cheering]
Thank, Dr. Squidward.
That was so much fun being "cool" for one night.
We are going to stay "cool" every night
if it kills us! Got it, Daddio?
Okay, best friend. [laughing]
We just have to make sure
that gap in your teeth stays closed. Say, "cheese".
Chee--
[grunting]
You ready, Daddio?
Baby, I was born ready.
[scatting]
- Cool. - Real cool.
This next one goes out to all the... ladies!
[babbling]
[grunting]
Take it, Squidward.
I'm going to start this solo on a high note!
Oh!
[playing off-key]
[groaning, off-key music playing]
I knew he smelled lame. [clapping]
[scatting, off-key music playing]
[scatting]
[growling]
[scatting]
[groaning]
If I'm not allowed to be cool anymore,
then neither is SpongeBob!
[screaming]
[scatting]
[groaning] Uh-oh. Wha?
[screaming]
[scatting, screaming]
[scatting]
♪ Zoop, zop, zlim, zlam, jam! Bam! ♪
Yeah, okay.
Hey, my gap's back!