-What happens when 800 of the world's most elite footballers
and their managers live together under one roof?
Players stop being polite and start getting Real.
This is The Champions.
-I am a pioneer of football.
I was the youngest manager to win the Champions League,
and I am the first and only Super League manager to get sacked.
-The best thing about playing for Atletico Madrid is:
now I don't even have to pretend to be nice!
-I have no idea why people at Barcelona were arrested.
-You come at the king, you better not miss!
-I swear I would never turn my back on my team.
-[PRODUCER:] Hey, look out. -Aaaah!
[whistle blowing] [alarm clock ringing]
[yawn]
-Wake up, Messi, wake up!
-Yeah, take us to breakfast!
-Why do I have to carry you everywhere?
-Hey, guys! I can carry you -
Oh!
-I've been having trouble sleeping at Barcelona lately.
I'm just so uncomfortable.
-Is it the beds?
-No! It’s the -
-Yes. It’s the beds.
-We have tried everything to make Messi feel more comfortable.
We have removed stress elements from his sleep environment.
Every night I check under the bed for monsters.
And anybody who snores, we just kicked them out!
We even made plans for elaborate bed renovations to Camp Nou by 2024.
-[whispering] -Uh...2025.
-[whispering]
-Someday.
-Oh, hey you.
I hear you're having a little trouble sleeping?
-Wow. News travels fast.
-You should sleep in the Man City rooms. Our beds? So comfy.
-I'll think about it.
-It'll be just like old times. No pressure, no pressure!
-Leo, baby! You need some rest?
Come to Liverpool, Milner can put anyone to sleep!
-Uh...
-Just try one night in Paris!
-Ever since Suarez came to Atletico he sleeps like a teething baby!
[shouting]
-I'd 8-2 think you're having trouble sleeping, Leo!
-I guess it can't hurt to try different beds.
Maybe I'll be more comfortable sleeping somewhere else.
-Ah, I am so, so happy that you're here.
Tell me, Leo, how does the bed feel?
-It's nice.
-You like the sheets?
They're 555 million thread count.
-Oh, OK.
-Anyway, if you need anything, let me know.
But no pressure, OK? Hey, you hungry?
-Actually, I already-
-AgueroooOOOOUAAHH!!!!
-Ta da.
-Fish and chips! It's an English delicacy.
We take the finest fish and potatoes
and fry them until there is no food left.
Anyways here's "Wonderwall."
[bad guitar music]
No, that's not...that's not the note, no...what's the note?
[guitar string breaks]
-I kind of just want to sleep.
-Of course, of course!
Aguero, clear the food, get that s--t out of here!
[bone breaks] -Ow, ow, ow, ow.
-Here. I'll leave you with some soothing crowd sounds to help you sleep.
[crickets]
No. Pressure.
-Ugh.
-Pssst. Yoooo.
Pssst. Yoooooo.
-Oh. Hi, Neymar.
-Can't sleep? Man City beds suck. Come stay at PSG!
They'll get you a mad fluffy bed and even fly your sister out to sing you lullabies.
[champagne cork pops]
Yo, how soft are these sheets, man?
-Oh, so comfy. -Oh, yeah. For sure.
-Feels like I'm laying in a bed of lotion.
-Ignore me. I'm not interrupting the sleepover. I just made you boys some macaroons-
-Ew, get out!!! Don't you knock?!
Ugh, sorry about that, he's our new manager.
-Where is he? Where is he? Messi, there you are! Oh!
I was so worried when you left without taking this sweater I knit you.
-Messi, stay! Have a macaroon!
-Remember the good times we had together!
-Remember the good times you and Neymar had together!
-We have unlimited money!
-So do we!
[arguing over each other]
-Shut the f--k up! You think you can buy us with your expensive sheets and your fancy macaroons?
It’s not about the money!
-It’s a little bit about the money.
-OK, it’s a little bit about the money, but what about what Messi wants? Did you even think to ask him?
-Um. What do you want, Leo?
-I just want to be a team player
on a team entirely built around me.
-Ugh.
-I think no matter where I go, I'll always have trouble sleeping.
Maybe I bring too much baggage.
-Have you ever thought about going back to our old bed in Argentina?
[hysterical laughter]
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