(upbeat music)
♪ Wes. ♪
(upbeat music)
♪ Yeah, Wes. ♪
(upbeat music)
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Wes. ♪
- Okay, we're back.
Here we go.
Oh, oh, ah, I got it.
It's okay; keep rolling.
This is not an unboxing video; don't worry.
Or is it? (sighs)
Personal massagers a.k.a. the vibrator.
I bought two different sizes: this behemoth here
and this little one, the bullet.
Pausing for sound.
Okay, uh, what I'm gonna do is
I'm gonna take one of these vibrators,
put the batteries in, turn it on,
and I'm gonna sneak it into someone's pocket
and just see what they do.
Who knows?
Uh, little buzz.
Here, watch, look at this.
(buzzing rattle loudly)
Pocket?
(buzzing loudly)
Oh buddy, how do you not feel that?
I dunno.
Oh no, USB. (groan)
(laughter)
We have to charge this one.
Terrible design, USB.
Like, what if you needed this right now?
You gotta wait to charge?
Let's go play with some dicks.
(upbeat music)
Okay, so we're here; we're gonna put vibrators in pockets.
Is that a good idea?
I don't know; I don't know.
Why would you ask me that?
I don't know if it's a good idea.
We're gonna do it anyways.
We're gonna start with this guy cuz he's got a battery.
The other one is charging right now.
Let's go.
(upbeat music)
- [Cameraman] Yeah, we're rolling.
- Okay, good, cuz I'm legit nervous.
We're gonna start with the little guy, on a good note.
Looking for an open pocket or a hood or something.
(upbeat music)
Gets a lot of attention with the camera, eh?
- [Cameraman] Yeah
- (sigh) So stressful.
Let's find some people.
(dramatic music)
(clatter)
(dramatic music)
(mellow music)
This is a good spot.
This is where everyone always hangs out,
in the gravel islands.
Like, a lot of people chillin, a lot of people hanging out.
So I think this will probably be as good as any.
(guitar playing)
Oh shit, did you drop this?
You drop that?
- No, I didn't.
- Oh, okay, weird.
- No, thanks.
(mellow music)
(scream)
(mellow music)
Hey man, hey man, do you know
where a good bar is or something?
I love it; it's cool man, yeah. I haven't been here much.
Is your phone ringing?
Is that your phone?
(mellow music)
You want a bigger one?
No, you're good?
(laughter)
He didn't even react.
He just, like, you know with the-
Like some people don't-
I dunno, whenever I give them the big one though,
I feel like, the big one is harder,
but it's where the results are at.
I'm trying to go for more of the big ones.
(country music)
- What is this?
(laughter)
(music drowns out words)
- [Wes] Because I assume somebody has seen my-
- [Cameraman] Go in, go in there and just say...
- Hey, have you guys,
have you guys seen my vibrator anywhere?
(laughter)
- That one was used.
(laughter)
Ew!
- I wasn't sure what size to give you.
I dunno, I went with that. I don't know; is that too much?
(laughter)
- Isn't that really early in the day?
(music)
- Well, this isn't the spot to do it.
(upbeat techno)
- They're stopping.
- [Cameraman] Yup.
(traffic)
- Uh, so we learned a lesson there.
If you put it someone's hoodie, they might walk away.
Like, I don't even, they didn't even...
He's still got it; he's...
Yeah, I dunno, we lost one.
(bouncy music)
(laughing)
It got so dirty.
- [Cameraman] Cuz it fell.
- It was really bucking.
- [Cameraman] It was; I could see it.
- This is a good one.
This is gonna make this guy's day.
(traffic)
(guitar)
He said what was that, ooh.
Shit, shit!
(electric guitar music)
(quiet guitar music)
(upbeat music)
Like, just, put it in his collar?
- [Cameraman] I feel like there'll be no, like-
He'll just freak out. He'll be like, what the fuck is this?
He won't have a discovery moment.
- Yeah, that's true.
(upbeat music)
♪ Gimme gimme Wes. ♪
♪ Hell yes. ♪
(gulls squawking)
♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme Wes. ♪
♪ Gimme gimme Wes. ♪
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This was a lot of fun for me.
It was like, gah!
I was amped because I don't know what's about to happen.
Very freaky, woo, heart rate's up; I love it.
And it only cost me two vibrators, so that's not too bad.
Thanks for watching, guys.
Hope you enjoyed it, and we'll see you soon.
Bye!
♪ Hell yes ♪
♪ Gimme more, gimme more, gimme more, gimme Wes ♪
♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme Wes ♪
♪ Gimme more, gimme more, gimme more, gimme Wes ♪
♪ Hairy balls and a hairy chest ♪
♪ Gimme more, gimme more, gimme more, gimme Wes ♪
♪ Doo, doo, doodle, doo ♪
♪ Tweedle dum, diddle doo, beetleetle ay ♪
♪ Dum da dum da dum dum ♪
♪ Gimme more, gimme more, gimme more, gimme Wes ♪