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Today I'll show you a horror film: "Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight"
Spoiler ahead, watch out and take care
The movie begins with the postman delivering mail in a blue house, stationed in the woods
Inside the blue house, the mother washes clothes from blood in a basin
The place looks old and neglected; and the postman hears groaning in the cellar
The postman checks the noise; so he rips off the boards barring the basement entrance
He wants to help out whoever is making the noise;
when suddenly, the one causing the noise drags down the postman into the darkness;
and blood splatters
Thirty years later, a bus travels to a no-phone Camp Adrenaline in the woods
The bus arrives; and the coordinator administers the passengers:
Teenagers obsessed with technologies and gadgets
Afterward, the teenagers gather on the side of the road,
as one of the camp counselors arrives with her black jeep
When everyone's in place, the camp manager introduces the camp to learn new skills,
and survive the outside without relying on technology
Afterward, the counselor brings out a pouch,
containing numbers for the campers to group themselves into
That night, campers associate themselves with camp activities
Some campers huddle around the bonfire;
some queue in line for barbecues; and some eat under the tent
Meanwhile, Zosia isolates herself from the group, fidgeting with a miniature toy soldier
On the other hand, inside the blue house in the woods is the mother,
who's trying to pull a dead sheep into the trapdoor
But the sheep is too heavy, causing her to fall into the trapdoor along with the sheep
Just then, a gigantic mutated hand appears to grab the keys, fallen off from the mother
The mother wakes up momentarily after the fall, and sees something in the dark
But the mutant kills her in an instant, causing blood to splash on the stairs
The following day, in Camp Adrenaline,
campers prepare their backpacks for a three-day hike in the woods
There's Zosia, covering the slash scars on her wrist with a handkerchief
Just then, the priest arrives to bless the phones, and pray for the campers' safety
Afterward, the counselor introduces herself to Zosia, the gamer, the blondie, Bartek,
and Daniel as the group leader
After that, the group ventures to the forest;
and the gamer initiates a conversation with Zosia by bringing up her miniature soldier necklace,
saying it resembles Terminator
On the way, Daniel stares at the blondie's rack,
which causes Bartek to teasingly flirt with Daniel, until he snaps and pushes Bartek to the ground
The fall scratches Bartek's knee; and the counselor immediately cleans the wound
Zosia brings out her pocket knife to tear the bandaging gauze,
and ties it to secure the wrap on the wound
Before they leave, the gamer asks permission to relieve his bladder
So, while he's doing his business, an eviscerated dear show up beside him
He immediately calls the rest of the group, to see the deer decomposing after his findings
The counselor pokes the poor dear, believing that a colossal beast must have killed it
According to statistics, the gamer informs everyone that,
according to statistics, 75% of the missing people vanished in the forests
Meanwhile, Zosia sees a creepy hand sliding into disappearance from a far-off end tree
Eventually, the group settles their camp;
and everyone knows how to build their tents, but the blondie
so Daniel assists her
The blondie leaves the building to Daniel, and bathes her dirty body in the nearby lake
The rest of the group is Zosia opening her canned food;
Bartek blowing his inflatable bed; and the counselor assembling the bonfire
Later that night, everyone crowds around the fire
Then, the counselor requests everyone to share their reason for joining Camp Adrenaline
First, the gamer is a famous streamer and gamer,
who competes abroad until his parents had enough of his gaming, so they sent him off to the camp
Next, the counselor reads Zosia's background on the papers;
but she goes silent, and decides to skip her in the meantime
Everyone goes quiet, when they hear a rustling sound in the bush
So, the counselor approaches the bush to check it out; and it turns out it's only a wild fox
Later at midnight, Daniel leaves his tent, and idles in the nearby lake
He smokes until the blondie sits beside him
They firstly chat, then flirt their hormones with one another
The romantic tension leads the blondie to take Daniel's virginity
After their steamy encounter, the blondie returns to her tent;
while Daniel snuggles, and uses his hidden phone inside his sleeping mat
Unfortunately, a giant mutant, whose ugly muscles are stuck inside a jumper,
spots Daniel in the lake
So it traps Daniel in his sleeping mat, drags him on the ground,
and vigorously slams him onto a tree trunk, until his bones crack
Meanwhile, after dreaming about the incident where she lost her family in a car crash,
Zosia wakes up to the sound of the counselor calling everyone
It's morning, and everyone realizes that Daniel didn't return to his tent yet
So the counselor asks the group, who last saw Daniel last night
The blondie speaks up, and shows their location in the lake,
where the counselor finds a cigarette butt and a used smelly condom
but the blondie denies it's from her
On the other hand, Zosia scans the field,
and discovers the tree where the giant mutant killed Daniel
After seeing the blood on the trunk, she calls everyone;
and the counselor smells it, believing it's from an animal
The gamer suggests returning to Camp Adrenaline, but the counselor tells him not to panic
The group then returns to their campsite, where they decide to split up
but the gamer opposes it, warning everyone about the "rules of horror,"
where Splitting up in the mysterious forest is a bad idea
The best way to solve the problem is to call the police
However, The counselor ignores this, since they have no phone to call for help
The blondie and Bartek stay behind in the campsite if Daniel ever returns;
while the gamer joins Zosia and the counselor to search for Daniel in the woods
On route, the gamer elaborates further on the rules of horror:
the six deadly sins: Curiosity, Disbelief, Confidence,
unattractive people never surviving, sexual practice, and groups splitting up
Eventually, the three stumble upon the empty blue house,
where they inspect the inside to ask for help
Soon after, the group arrive in a cabin
Hanging on the wall is a photograph of twins, two boys wearing jumpers with shaved heads
Then, they open the trapdoor on the floor; and the repulsive smell of corpses drifts in the air
The counselor descends first, followed by Zosia;
and to their shock, below the cellar, they find Daniel's dismembered and bloodied corpse
Right then, The gamer, who stays behind upstairs, warns the two women that someone's coming
So they hide in the basement, and close the trapdoor
While the three of them watch as heavy footsteps tread toward the trapdoor,
the gamer resists the urge to vomit, due to the corpse smell
The trapdoor opens, and the counselor quickly breaks open the barred woods on the cellar window
Zosia goes out first, followed by the gamer
However, the counselor chooses to stay behind, upon hearing Daniel's phone ring in his pocket
Unfortunately, the giant mutant already reaches the basement;
and the counselor braves up by facing the mutant's ugly muscles alone
But she ends up dead very soon; her decapitated head flies into the feet of Zosia and the gamer
In horror, The two campers escape from the house; and they rest midway in the forest
the gamer panics, reminding Zosia that they should've listened to him
Eventually, they find refuge in the hunter's tiny house in the woods
At first, they initially ask for a phone to call the police;
but the hunter tells them he has no telephone
Instead, he shares the history of the twins, which surprises Zosia that there are two killers
There used to be a single mother living in the blue house, with two boys and a dog
The twins played one afternoon, until a meteor showered from the sky
It happened that a small meteorite landed near their blue house
the twins found it, and hid a portion of the meteorite under their bed
That night, a black gooey fluid oozed from the rock, traveled,
and infiltrated the twins' bodies, which turned them into carnivorous, mutated, and deformed beings
The mother woke up in horror, upon seeing her sons eating their dog in the basement
So, she locked and fed them with animals until they grew up,
which eventually caused the mother to lose her sanity
After a bit of flashback from the hunter, Zosia suggests getting help
but the hunter and the gamer want to stay in the house first
However, Zosia believes it's time to act
so she and the gamer decide to return to the blue house, trying to retrieve Daniel's phone
Meanwhile, the blondie and Bartek are simply opening up their hearts to one another,
sitting on the edge of the cliff, until the second mutant twin,
who's wearing a plaid shirt, skewers the blondie's head in a branch
In shock, Bartek backs off,
and dashes deep into the forest, glancing behind him to see if the second twin follows
After a long run, He ends up in the church, where the priest from the earlier morning is staying
The priest listens to Bartek's story about the killings,
and then offers to call for help with his cellphone and landline
but he lies, saying there's no reception
Suddenly, the telephone rings, and Bartek realizes what's happening, but it's too late
The priest strikes Bartek on the head with a candelabra,
and gags him up while tied on a chair
Bartek wakes up from unconsciousness, and finds the priest staring at him,
with a mocking smile on his face
It turns out, the priest confesses how he hates Bartek for being gay
Outside, the priest hears the wood chipper revive on its own, so he leaves Bartek alone
The priest checks the surroundings, and behind him is the second twin
It lifts the priest off the ground, digs his massive thumbs into the priest's eyes;
and blood drips down his cheeks
Next, the second twin feeds the priest's body into the wood chipper with every left bit
Blood and ground innards spew out from the machine, flooding the greenery grass in red
Meanwhile, Bartek inside the church finally frees himself from the bound made by the priest,
and he sees the second twin through the window walking towards the church
So he hides behind the confession box; but the second twin still spots him
On the other side, Zosia and the gamer return to the blue house
The two campers decide that the gamer will act as a distraction,
while Zosia will take the phone away
But before the gamer leaves, Zosia gives her a pocket knife and kisses his cheek
The first twin, being the giant mutant we saw earlier,
hears the gamer's shout from outside, and chooses to check it out
Zosia immediately enters the basement, when it leaves
She successfully retrieves the phone; but it is still below the stairs, when she turns her head
The first twin approaches Zosia, and lifts her in the air
It's about to kill her, when the gamer suddenly appears from behind,
and impales the pocket knife into its side
The first twin tosses away Zosia, and faces the gamer
It draws close to the gamer's face, bites his tongue, and rips it off his face without pain
While unconscious, Zosia dreams about waking up after the incident
She lay on the greenery fields, her head bloody from the impact,
and her body covered in black soothes
She watched from afar their burning car
Her father crawled out of the crash site, but ended up dead
On the ground was the miniature toy soldier that survived the fire
A while later, Zosia wakes up chained in the basement
Beside her is the gamer, holding onto his little energy left
Wanting to escape together,
Zosia uses Daniel's dismembered hand to scan his fingerprints onto the phone
She's about to call for help; but the phone dies from a low battery
Nowhere to go, Zosia comforts the gamer,
and even lets him hold her miniature toy soldier, named Captain Walrus
The gamer requests Zosia to end his misery by pulling out the pocketknife
but Zosia can't do it
She cries as she holds the knife, and twists it to complete the gamer's suffering
Meanwhile, The mutated twins are upstairs,
where the first twin cleans his side wound from the pocketknife,
while the second twin goes outside with its ax
Eventually, Zosia gains the strength to escape
She successfully pries open the chain lock with a pocket knife
It's possible to run from the twins at that moment; but she bravely chooses to face the twins
She grabs the machete under the table in the basement,
and quietly ascends upstairs through the trapdoor
The first twin sleeps on the bed; and Zosia repeatedly stabs her machete onto its chest
On the other hand, with a shotgun on hand,
the hunter patiently waits for one of the twins to enter his house
When the floor on his porch creaks, he shoots the door;
but only to see Bartek gasping, as blood chokes him to death
The movie ends with Zosia arriving at the main road,
where she finds a police officer and his car parked on the street
She reports everything while crying, and gasping for breath after her sprint
They are driving away from the forest; when suddenly, the police officer runs over the second twin
Despite Zosia's continuous warnings, the police officer still goes out
and checks it's dead; but when he turns around, the second twin stands,
and slices the police officer's body into two in an instant
In horror, Zosia breaks the backseat's window open, and drives the police car
She wants to escape; but bravery manifests onto her
So she manages to kill the second twin,
by running over it numerous times until it turns to be dead meat
Afterward, she leaves the forest and into safety
Meanwhile, police cars surround the blue house;
but unfortunately, the first mutant twin survives Zosia's stabs
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