What are the four primary tissues
Don't know that one. Next.
What is homeostasis?
Ehh, that won't be on the test. Next.
What are the eleven organ systems?
Haven't gotten around to memorizing that one yet. Next.
Okay, name one organ system.
You are going to ace this exam
I am beyond screwed.
Thanks for at least trying to help me though
No problem. I had an hour to kill before Vampire Diaries, so...
You like the worst TV shows
There is a new lesbian couple on Vampire Diaries
So I had to binge watch six seasons to catch up
You have a sickness
Eh, maybe a little bit.
A lot a bit.
Shut up
So... uh, Jess has been acting kinda weird lately
Jess is always weird
Well yah, but like more than usual
I might be imagining things, but I think she's been trying to tell me that she loves me
Well she keeps doing this thing where she says "I love..."
and then says something really random. Like paper towels?
Nobody loves paper towels
Oh, um... I don't know if she does...
Do you?
I got a cat!!
What do you mean you got a cat
A cat! A kitten.
Her or his...
I dunno what they are. They've decided that they're gender fluid
Their name is Inigo Montoya
The cat decided it was gender fluid?
Where did you get her?
Them!
From the guys across the hall
They were giving them away. They were like who wants a kitten, and I was like I want a god damn kitten!
So i took one
That's so cool! I've never had a pet before!
No don't take it out of the box! (sneeze)
Uh, I'm allergic.
You're allergic? To cats?
Cats, and dogs, and strawberries and pollen and most things outside
You were one of "those kids" weren't you
I am so sorry
Well what if we keep them in the corner of our room?
Or what if we keep them in our room and you can sleep in Elliot's room?
Where am I going to sleep?
We've got bigger problems dude, it's not always about you.
Babe, I'm so sorry, either I live here or he lives here.
Them!
I vote for the cat!
Shut. Up.
But... I... love... her.
It's them!
Well you've had it for like a minute. But yeah... I know?
I... love you.
This is quite dramatic.
Mothers love their babies before they are even born.
This is a cat, that Jess has had for like 30 seconds
We formed an immediate bond.
You haven't even taken it out of the -
Them! Respect their pronouns dude
-the box yet
I think it might be time to say goodbye
Can I have like, one minute...
Don't forget me
Poor Jess...
Yeah... I feel really bad
But not like, super bad?
And the answer is no, by the way.
The answer to what?
Your question earlier
If Jess says... you know... do I?
Ohhh...
Should we continue studying?
Because right now you'll be lucky if you spell your name right.
Okay.