Rob, you goin' to jail for bein' a crybaby ******. So Rob.
Come on, really? Really, we gotta do this now?! That's LYING ASS BULLSH*T, really, oh! Really?
Hey Bitches! Today I wanna talk about this Blac Chyna Rob Kardashian bullshit that's going on.
I have a few things to say about it.
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So, on a serious note, this Blac Chyna and Rob shit,
Um, from what I've seen on Instagram,
Apparently, Chyna sent Rob a video of her and another dude in the bed that
Apparently her and Rob had sex in. Like, you can't get more fucked up than that.
From what I thought was.. Chyna used to be a ho.
I thought that was in her past, all that shit. Rob is apparently deep in his feelings,
And he's posting all this shit on social media now. And Rob is letting everyone know, like
I paid for this shit, I did this I did that.. He's paying for her jewelry, he's paying for her cars, her house...
Rob, you look like a bitch! You look like a little sugar daddy ass bitch!
Stop that shit, f*** that ho.
She looks like she just played your ass!
Honestly, Rob.
I don't think she's with you because you're cute. Because.. I mean..
From what you look like, I would guess you're not the best bed partner.
But, anyways, it's not that that matters!
It's the fact that you was paying for her shit!
You're on Instagram, you're being a crybaby ass bitch, you're feelings are hurt, okay we get it.
Listen, go get a tub of ice cream.
Go put on some Orange is the New Black, go listen to some crybaby ass music..
And cry about it. That's what you gotta do.
Dude, she's making you look like a bitch! Chyna was always fuckin' with you, because Kylie was fuckin' with (Tiger?) Honestly, come on.
We know this. You think she really wanted to be with you? Look at Chyna and look at you.
I mean come on... Rob posted nude pictures of Chyna with long, crybaby ass captions.
Little do you know, being a crybaby ass bitch, you about to spend a long time in cold jail.
I have 15 lawyers,
And, uh, I spoke to some of them and they said Rob will be facing 55 million years in federal prison,
For posting Blac Chyna's nudes
Because apparently in California,
That is a new law. Rob, you going to jail for being a crybaby ass bitch,
So, Rob.. Get ready to bend it over, touch your toes.
We did one time have a song that was like, "Bend it over, ay, touch your toes! *gibberish*"
Who knew that song was really about Rob in prison?
Listen I-honestly, I'm on Blac Chyna's side because we all know that she obviously
Was not gonna have sex with you and be happy about it
So of course she gotta get some real dick from a real person.
Chyna..
F*** Rob.
Okay, so I was just informed that Blac Chyna is saying that Rob beat her up now. Oh, bull f*** shit!
Come on, really?
Really, we gotta do this now?
That's lying ass bullshit! We-oh! Really? You gotta be-okay, f*** ass about Blac Chyna, bitch you dumb!!
Now he beat you up? Like come on, really? Why-why you gotta do this, why you gotta lie now? Like it's just now a coincidence..
It's so coincidental that all of a sudden like now you want to say something about it, come on, shut the f*** up.
Listen, don't be beating on people and ignoring your kids. So honestly right now, Rob and Chyna... both of y'all are stupid.
Have fun in jail, Rob! Chyna, go.. fix the nipples.
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