hey Larry time Oh mister here stir the
jeepers out of me how would you like to
take a break from that fine led-based
peg and learn about dodgeball boy would
I you're in a Chinese opium den Timmy
this is where the sport of dodgeball was
invented in the 15th century by opium
addicted Chinamen but back then the
threw severed human heads at
each other instead of the ad AAA
approved balls we use today ad a that's
the American dodgeball Association of
America dodgeball is played with six
players on each team and six rubber
balls the object of the game is to
eliminate the opposing players once all
the players on one team are eliminated
the opposing team wins Wow I can't wait
to get the fellas together and play whoa
hang on a second this is oh that's right
Timmy patches o'houlihan seven-time adaa
all-star is here to take you the rest of
the way gee Bruce really you bet you
champ
if you catch a ball that's thrown at you
before it hits the ground then the
player who threw that ball is out not
you plus another player from your team
gets to come back into the game
it's a two-place way he thanks patches
you register why aren't you at school
head of boy tiger
but remember dodgeball is a sport of
violence exclusion and degradation so
when you're picking players gym class
remember to pick the bigger stronger
kids for your team that way we can all
gang up on the weaker ones like Winston
here nice one son you'll be an all-star
yet just remember not 5 DS of dodge ball
dodge duck dip dive and dodge