[trumpet playing]
Good morning, Pineapple!
- Good morning, Gary. - Meow.
[grunting]
[humming]
Good morning, world!
I'm ready!
[grunting]
[humming]
- Thanks for your help, Gar. - Meow.
[whistling]
Perfect.
Meow.
Just a little handyman's know how is all it takes, Gary.
Let's see what we got here.
My official Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy paddleball set.
Darn it.
♪ Indoors ♪
Take it away, Penny!
That penny has the most beautiful voice.
Hiya!
Hiya! Ya!
[screaming]
Ta-da!
A gift in your likeness.
How you doing over there, Gary?
Meow.
Psst, Gary.
Bath delivery.
Come back, Gary.
I have something to share with you.
Why, hey there, little fella.
Is SpongeBob-- I mean, your master, at home?
Perhaps I could come inside for a minute and demonstrate
our fine snail products.
Shell polish, slime deodorant,
chew toys-- my leg!
Your friends won't tell you this,
but you could really use the slime deodorant, smelly!
[phone ringing]
Squarepants residence.
What are we gonna do?
Hm, have we ever dug a tunnel between our two houses?
No.
You want to play competitive, eh? Observe.
Uh-huh.
Whirlpool!
Reverse whirlpool!
[groaning]
[screaming]
[hissing]
[humming]
Gary? Gary?
Gary?
Gary, where are you? Gary?
Oh, there you are.
Oh, a tea party, cute.
Whoops, looks like we're out of ice cream.
Guess I'll have to use something else.
A little texture never hurt.
There we go.
I'm ugly and I'm proud.
Good, say it louder.
I'm ugly and I'm proud.
- Louder. - I'm ugly and I'm proud!
I'm ugly and I'm proud!
- I'm ugly and I'm proud! - Is that what he calls it?
OK, Gary, get ready. It's almost 8 o'clock.
Here they come.
Hey everybody, thanks for your patience.
I know we've gotten off to a rocky start here,
so I'm gonna get us back on track.
It is now 8:37, and we all know what that means.
Time to read aloud from the newspaper comics!
- Oh, I couldn't stayed home... - Oh, that sounds like a real thrill.
Wait, I can't read from this.
[cheering]
This is yesterday's paper.
[sighing]
[burping]
[laughing]
Hey!
Will you two psychopaths keep it down?
Hi, Squidward. How you doing?
This pillow is hard as a rock.
Oh, what to do?
[meowing]
You're right, Gary. Warm milk puts me right to sleep.
Ah. Now that should do the trick.