Alright, no peeking.
No peeking.
No peeking. No peeking!
Alright, alright, but you'd better be wearing clothes
when I open my eyes.
Alright. Open your eyes.
Sweet mother of all that is good and pure.
Huh? "Days of Our Lives" picked up my option.
- Congratulations! - I know.
Now we can finally watch "Green Acres"
the way it was meant to be seen.
Uh-huh.
So, uh..
...which one is mine?
Whichever one you want, man.
Whichever one you want.
Not that one.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yeah, that's the stuff.
- Do we dare? - We dare.
- Ah. - Ah.
- Aah.. - Aah..
I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice
so you guys could watch TV with your feet up.
Well they were chair-shaped cows.
They never would have survived in the wild.
This screen is amazing.
I mean, Dick Van Dyke is practically life-size.
[all gasping]
Rose Marie really belongs on a smaller screen, doesn't she?
- Hi, you guys. - 'Hey.'
Hey, you.
- Hey, yo. - Whoa, hey.
So, uh, how was your day?
Oh, you know, pretty much the usual.
Uh...sun shining, birds chirping.
Really? Mine too.
Hey, cool, mine too.
[pager beeping] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got to get to the museum. So, um..
- I'll see you tonight? - Okay.
Oh.
Bye, guys.
- 'Bye.' - 'Bye.'