- Hello, I'm Gav. - I'm Dan.
Welcome to "The Super Slow Show."
I've been into wrestling for a long time.
- Yeah. - Right?
Have you ever seen real lucha wrestling before?
- I've seen some mental videos... - Yeah, it's pretty cool.
...of lucha wrestling.
They just, like, jump off ladders,
slam each other around the ring.
So it sounds like we should get
some super slow motion footage
of two really hench, buff, muscular dudes
lobbing each other around a wrestling ring.
Well, I mean, maybe--
maybe I should've gone to the gym a couple of years ago.
Yeah, it's clearly not us.
Luckily, we've got two real lucha wrestlers with us
who are plenty beefy.
- Ooh, flip! - Made it.
Watch out for your John Thomas and, uh, vegetables.
That's way more painful than it looks.
- Hey, guys. - What are your names?
My name is John Hennigan, AKA The Mayor of Slamtown.
And this right here is Luchasaurus.
Hi, how's it going?
- Aah! Whoa. - I'd be careful for that one.
- Jeez. - Half dinosaur, half luchador.
- ( growls ) - He's been cutting his carbs.
Carbohydrate depletion kind of gets Luchasaurus a little bit cranky.
How much can you bench? I'm just curious.
- ( growls ) - What can't he bench?
That's a good answer for a half-dinosaur.
He doesn't really do a lot of bench stuff.
Luchasaurus is more into functional fitness,
a lot of injury-prevention balance, stability.
He's obviously a clever guy.
Oh, yeah. He has a master's degree in medieval history.
- No way. - Well, actually,
it's in 12th Century Romance literature
and the works of Chrétien de Troyes
and Wolfram von Eschenbach.
Huh. Wha--
- He's bowled over. - All right. Okay.
John: Wrestling's all about misdirection.
Okay, so I think what we should start with--
get both of you guys in the ring
doing some moves, your favorite moves
that you think will look great in slow-mo.
And we'll capture it on our two Phantom cameras,
and we'll just get out of your hair.
Sounds like a plan to me.
I think my money's on Luchasaurus.
I'm gonna bet with John just 'cause--
- I'm standing right here. - Sorry.
- ( bell rings ) - Safe match, brother.
- Aah! - Ooh, foul play.
That is awful.
He just threw, like, a 250-pound man across the ring.
Ooh!
How many times did he spin?
That was like a 360 in the air.
Oh, man.
It's not looking good for my boy.
No, it's not. Think he'll probably win.
Oh. Give you some space.
You go ahead, do your thing.
That's what I'm talking about, Saurus!
- Oh, man. - That was epic, guys.
- Here you go. - Jeez.
You bet on Luchasaurus.
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry.
All right, I think we should go and head to the monitors
and watch what we just shot. How about that?
- Yes. - Is he, uh-- is he dead?
- ( growls ) - Whoa.
Easy! Okay.
Let's get out of here.
Hell, yeah.
You can see, we really slowed you guys down.
- Gav: It looks-- - John: Damn, that's slow.
Dan: That is slow.
Luchasaurus: I'm about to get your ass.
Dan: Look at that twist. You twisted so early.
- Oh, man. - It's amazing.
Damn.
Oh, welcome to Slamtown.
That's one very annoyed dinosaur.
- All: Oh! - Ooh.
Gav: So you're looking down.
Dan: And he's in midair.
Gav: Is it mainly the tuck that gets you spinning?
Is that how you do that?
John: It's the direction of the force.
Gav: Look at the hair as well.
John: It's like an upwards impact.
Dan: Annihilated on the floor.
John: You've got my ass on that one, dude.
( laughter )
Damn.
Gav: Do you get, like, free chiropractor after every year?
Oh, man, we're pro wrestlers. We don't get nothing free.
Dan: You're so high in the air there.
- John: Oh! - Gav: Connects with the face.
- ( Luchasaurus growls ) - Oh, man.
John: What's the last thing going through your mind
before you hit the mat? My foot.
Gav: Yes, the hair's great. It's almost like--
It looks like the hair is in water. Right?
Just the hair.
Did you see the new "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie?
Dan, what happened?
Well, he just made me go and put this on.
What's your wrestling name?
Shidanigans.
- Shidanigans? - ( roars )
That's really annoying.
- ( bell rings ) - You got this.
Oh, Christ.
- Nice catch. - All right.
I got it.
Oh, man.
- Be safe. - I don't think he likes you.
Oh!
He falls for it every time.
Oh!
Slow your roll. Eh?
I don't know if you know how tag team wrestling works, but...
Oh, right, so I get Gav as partner?
Yeah, you get a partner. I get a partner.
Actually, I have a phone call that I've gotta take.
It's, like, a really important one with YouTube.
( growls )
- Dan, behind you. - ( muttering )
Let's take him to Slamtown, bro.
Oh, guys.
Oh!
- Luchasaurus: Yeah. - That was beginner's luck.
That could've happened to anybody.
I wonder how much total time of your life
you've spent upside down if you just added up all the seconds.
More than most people, I'm guessing.
Probably more than most people.
Yeah.
What did you think of his name and his catchphrase?
Shidanigans is good. Shidanigans.
Above average, I think.
Gav: This is great, 'cause Dan's thinking,
"How did my life end this way?"
John: Aww, yeah! Now it's...
( laughter )
That's six stars. That's a six star face.
Gav: He looks like he's on the toilet,
but he's just floating in the air.
- Oh! - Oh!
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You all right, Dan?
( coughs, groans )
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I barely survived, so I hope you like them.
Dan did complain a lot.
- I do all the work. - Most of it.
- You do 90%. - I do all the work.
All right, fine.